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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band)
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Detroit City FC owner (cold weather tank top guy from the Keyworth fence)

fighting illini enthusiast (postgame shots guy from The Champaign Room, debilitating ADHD guy from the @offtackleempire.bsky.social podcast)

replacement level jazz trombonist
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"moot is in the epstein files" is the completely true sentence that has finally convinced me this is all an extremely stupid simulation and that we're all being used to power a robot overlord's game gear or something
January 31, 2026 at 3:22 AM
You can have whatever it is he’s doing for you now

We’ll take the 3 cups.
Red Wings forward Patrick Kane on the Pat McAfee Show:

“There’s only one Hockeytown and it’s here in Detroit…”

Stuff like this has got to devastate Chicago fans… 😂

#RedWings #LGRW
January 31, 2026 at 1:42 AM
No fewer than 5 medical staff that have been attending to us have made totally unsolicited comments about how this guy is destroying public health
I wrote about how in a December email to me, RFK Jr.'s HHS insisted the current South Carolina measles outbreak wouldn't get that bad—and how it has since snowballed into the biggest US outbreak since measles was eliminated. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
HHS wasn't worried about South Carolina's measles outbreak. It's now enormous.
“CDC is not currently concerned that this will develop into a large, long-running outbreak," the agency said in December.
www.motherjones.com
January 31, 2026 at 1:39 AM
once we all get put on the no fly list they’ll surely have to start offering more Amtrak routes no
A Minnesota woman observing ICE agents in her car was cornered on one-way streets. An agent approached, called her by name—citing facial recognition. Days later, her Global Entry and TSA privileges were revoked, with no explanation.
How ICE Already Knows Who Minneapolis Protesters Are
www.nytimes.com
January 30, 2026 at 12:25 PM
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You would summon me? Wait... why are YOU summoning me? You've got things to do. Things I told you to do. This makes me frown.
January 29, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Me irl
January 30, 2026 at 12:54 AM
[i am now a dad]

[if i can just sleep off the panic attack from when I thought something bad was gonna happen to my wife]

[I’ll be doing fantastic]

[no I will not be missing the home opener what kind of question is that #dctid]
January 29, 2026 at 11:35 PM
My takeaway from this is that Starlink satellites definitely hacked voting machines in the 2024 elections. I genuinely didn’t think Musk had the technical expertise to do this, but now Trump posted this and I’m positive it went down that way and he paid Musk $400MM
Yep, this is really something the president of this country just posted this evening.
January 29, 2026 at 6:03 AM
All Motorsports halls of fame with the cheaters removed
January 29, 2026 at 4:19 AM
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this is a straightforward impeachable offense for trump, vance, rubio and every other person down the line who enabled it and the framers would have thought impeachment for it did not go nearly far enough
Marco Rubio: "The oil proceeds are being deposited into an account that ultimately will become a US Treasury blocked account here in the US. We will say 'this is what this money can be spent on.' They will submit to us a budget request -- 'we want to use the money on these things.'"
January 29, 2026 at 12:44 AM
I’m not answering this but I am noting that as far as I’m aware, Donald Fagen and George Clinton have no strikes against them.
Question for the Skyline: What was your HARDEST "cancel"?? Like the actor/singer/athlete that was the hardest to drop.

I feel like it's always people I don't fw getting canceled so it's never really a loss.

The hardest one was maybe TI because I actually liked multiple albums by him.
January 28, 2026 at 9:50 PM
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I like how the president raped kids and most of media as well as 100% of politicians are like “Oh Donald, you scoundrel you!!!”
January 28, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Schumer is either clueless or they’re 100% on board for a shutdown and this is meant to not get passed
SCHUMER says Democrats are “united” behind three DHS reforms

1/ End roving patrols; tighten the rules on warrants and require ICE to coordinate with local authorities.

2/ Enforce accountability; a uniform code of conduct.

3/ Require masks off, body cameras on, agents carry ID.
January 28, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Everyone who votes yes on this is an enemy of America for life @slotkin.senate.gov @peters.senate.gov
Chuck Schumer just announced demands on DHS to avoid shutdown:
1. End roving patrols, tighten rules on warrants
2. Enforce accountability & unified code of conduct for agents
3. No more masks & require bodycams

There are *already* standards on much of this.

The issue is DHS isn't following them!
January 28, 2026 at 8:20 PM
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trump saying "she probably had herself sprayed, knowing her" is genuine confirmation his assassination attempt was faked
January 28, 2026 at 12:37 PM
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All my problems would be solved if I could simply reincarnate as a moron in 1979 with a camper van that had a powerful dragon and a beautiful woman holding a sword airbrushed on the side of it
January 28, 2026 at 6:53 PM
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January 28, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Lol does “all of us” include you?
Here’s a podcast that does a good job of laying out what’s at stake, and why all of us need to get off the sidelines to demand change.
Opinion | Minneapolis Reveals Where Trump’s Deportation Agenda Is Going
www.nytimes.com
January 28, 2026 at 5:43 PM
This guy voted to end the shutdown
Anadith Danay Reyes Álvarez died in government custody.

She had sickle cell and congenital heart disease but couldn’t access timely and adequate medical care.

We need to reform immigration detention.
January 28, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Hard to imagine a person whose story I’m less interested in than Trump’s mail-order bride from Slovenia. There, I already said everything interesting about her story.
Amazon’s MGM studios spent tens of millions, but the documentary is projected to make just $1M in its first week.

This comes as a new report from Rolling Stone details serious labor issues and two-thirds of the film’s staff requesting not to be credited at the end of the film. trib.al/Clr03cD
Melania Documentary Flops as Crew Reveals Behind-the-Scenes Chaos
The first lady’s documentary was a mess in production—and now it’s struggling at the box office.
trib.al
January 28, 2026 at 10:40 AM
14 of the 15 guys who hit 550 home runs are not awaiting eligibility for the HOF

Only 8 of those 14 are in the Hall
January 27, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Vince Lombardi was 7-5-2 without Hall of Fame quarterback Bart Starr carrying him and never made the playoffs without him
January 27, 2026 at 11:32 PM
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January 27, 2026 at 2:29 PM