thumpasaurus (the steve not the band)
@thumpasaurus.bsky.social
Detroit City FC owner (cold weather tank top guy from the Keyworth fence)
fighting illini enthusiast (postgame shots guy from The Champaign Room, debilitating ADHD guy from the @offtackleempire.bsky.social podcast)
replacement level jazz trombonist
fighting illini enthusiast (postgame shots guy from The Champaign Room, debilitating ADHD guy from the @offtackleempire.bsky.social podcast)
replacement level jazz trombonist
“I want to assure our viewing audience makes no mistake: this quarterback room for Indianapolis is
deeply
deeply shitty.”
deeply
deeply shitty.”
December 16, 2025 at 12:07 AM
“I want to assure our viewing audience makes no mistake: this quarterback room for Indianapolis is
deeply
deeply shitty.”
deeply
deeply shitty.”
Was your main takeaway from the first month of the illini basketball season “we need more Balkan guys”?
Because in January we’re getting another one :)
Because in January we’re getting another one :)
December 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Was your main takeaway from the first month of the illini basketball season “we need more Balkan guys”?
Because in January we’re getting another one :)
Because in January we’re getting another one :)
Joey Galloway never made the Pro Bowl
December 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Joey Galloway never made the Pro Bowl
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I hate that every week there's something stupid like an Everyone Has To Drink Pee Now Bill and the alert sounds to CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES THIS IS NOT A DRILL and you really wish you could just trust them to not go for the pee drinking bill
December 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I hate that every week there's something stupid like an Everyone Has To Drink Pee Now Bill and the alert sounds to CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES THIS IS NOT A DRILL and you really wish you could just trust them to not go for the pee drinking bill
the president of the United States whenever a celebrity dies
a statue in front of a cross with the words this is my perfect victory
ALT: a statue in front of a cross with the words this is my perfect victory
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
the president of the United States whenever a celebrity dies
Christian “Hurt” Watson is what he is at this point. Packers absolutely cannot assume he’ll ever contribute.
Parsons is a season-ender though. We’ll get em next year. Maybe with a WR1, who knows
Parsons is a season-ender though. We’ll get em next year. Maybe with a WR1, who knows
Not sure things could get more nightmarish for Green Bay than losing Watson and Parsons in a single game
December 15, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Christian “Hurt” Watson is what he is at this point. Packers absolutely cannot assume he’ll ever contribute.
Parsons is a season-ender though. We’ll get em next year. Maybe with a WR1, who knows
Parsons is a season-ender though. We’ll get em next year. Maybe with a WR1, who knows
packers season over 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
December 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
packers season over 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Jerry Jeudy is in on the Shedeur Sanders conspiracy
December 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Jerry Jeudy is in on the Shedeur Sanders conspiracy
Whatever. We’re probably not gonna miss the tournament. Hopefully.
I was not around for all the things that happened before 2007. All I know firsthand is 2007 to now, and I remember what 2007 to 2019 was like.
I was not around for all the things that happened before 2007. All I know firsthand is 2007 to now, and I remember what 2007 to 2019 was like.
December 13, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Whatever. We’re probably not gonna miss the tournament. Hopefully.
I was not around for all the things that happened before 2007. All I know firsthand is 2007 to now, and I remember what 2007 to 2019 was like.
I was not around for all the things that happened before 2007. All I know firsthand is 2007 to now, and I remember what 2007 to 2019 was like.
Illinois is gonna lose at least ten more games
December 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Illinois is gonna lose at least ten more games
I was just SCREAMING for Illinois to foul there. They were NEVER going to stop Nebraska from scoring
December 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I was just SCREAMING for Illinois to foul there. They were NEVER going to stop Nebraska from scoring
Winning a national title would be amazing in its own right, but the real reward would be a permanent end to this “road whistle at home” bullshit in Champaign
December 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Winning a national title would be amazing in its own right, but the real reward would be a permanent end to this “road whistle at home” bullshit in Champaign
-this happens
-Trump demands rates of negative 1000 percent
-the Fed cuts rates to -1000%
-a bond auction is immediately allocated to Trump alone
-thanks to -1000% interest rates, Trump’s wealth becomes infinite as everyone on earth becomes zero
-Donald Trump has won capitalism
-Destroys Earth
-Trump demands rates of negative 1000 percent
-the Fed cuts rates to -1000%
-a bond auction is immediately allocated to Trump alone
-thanks to -1000% interest rates, Trump’s wealth becomes infinite as everyone on earth becomes zero
-Donald Trump has won capitalism
-Destroys Earth
*TRUMP SAYS HE'S LEANING WARSH OR HASSETT FOR FED CHAIR: WSJ
December 13, 2025 at 6:48 AM
-this happens
-Trump demands rates of negative 1000 percent
-the Fed cuts rates to -1000%
-a bond auction is immediately allocated to Trump alone
-thanks to -1000% interest rates, Trump’s wealth becomes infinite as everyone on earth becomes zero
-Donald Trump has won capitalism
-Destroys Earth
-Trump demands rates of negative 1000 percent
-the Fed cuts rates to -1000%
-a bond auction is immediately allocated to Trump alone
-thanks to -1000% interest rates, Trump’s wealth becomes infinite as everyone on earth becomes zero
-Donald Trump has won capitalism
-Destroys Earth
It is CRAZY that Trump continues to try to get Comey, who is arguably a pivotal figure in his initial rise thanks to the But Her Email Server
NEWS: Dan Richman — key figure in now-dismissed Comey case — wins motion for return of materials seized from his devices.
Judge finds his rights were violated, orders that DOJ can only access data pursuant to lawful warrant.
Order could complicate efforts to re-indict Comey.
Judge finds his rights were violated, orders that DOJ can only access data pursuant to lawful warrant.
Order could complicate efforts to re-indict Comey.
![Richman's [l] Motion for Return of Property and ORDER the Government to return to
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ichman the image of his computer that was made in 2017; any files obtained from his
vomo University email accounts) or his Apple iCloud accounts) in 2019 or 2020 that are in
the Government's possession; any copies of the image or files obtained from Petitioner
Richman's email or iCloud accounts that are in the Government's possession; and any materials
directly
obtained or extracted from those files that are in the Government's possession
(collectively, the "covered materials").
In order to "protect access to" the files at issue and preserve their availability for lawful
"use in later proceedings," see Fed. R. Crim. P. 41(g), and as an exercise of the Court's equitable
discretion to fashion a remedy that is appropriate under all the circumstances, the Court shall
further ORDER that, before returning the covered materials to Petitioner Richman, the
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Government may create one complete electronic copy of those materials and deposit that copy,
under seal, with the U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of Virginia, which shall have
supervisory authority over access to this material, for future access pursuant to a lawful search
warrant and judicial order. The U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of Virginia may then
exercise its discretion to decide whether to allow Petitioner Richman an opportunity to move to
quash any such warrant before it is executed.
The Court shall further ORDER the Attorney General of the United States or her
designee to certify, no later than 4:00 p.m. ET on Monday, December 15, 2025, that the Government has (1) returned the covered materials to Petitioner Richman; (2) not retained any
additional copy or copies of the covered materials; (3) not provided any copy or copies of the
covered materials to any other person, except for one copy that may be filed, under seal, in the
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December 13, 2025 at 6:39 AM
It is CRAZY that Trump continues to try to get Comey, who is arguably a pivotal figure in his initial rise thanks to the But Her Email Server
the nail file was chewed
December 13, 2025 at 6:35 AM
the nail file was chewed
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The real lesson of Christmas is that if God had wanted to win over working-class Judeans, he should have sent down a less divisive Messiah.
December 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The real lesson of Christmas is that if God had wanted to win over working-class Judeans, he should have sent down a less divisive Messiah.
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seriously though, there is very clearly pent up demand for rail options and every reason to build out as much new rail as possible.
December 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
seriously though, there is very clearly pent up demand for rail options and every reason to build out as much new rail as possible.
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The Cubs' third baseman speaking at Chudfest in between Roger Stone and Rob Schneider while the White Sox biggest fan is His Holiness The Pope, we are witnessing a real magnetic pole inversion in Chicago baseball
December 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The Cubs' third baseman speaking at Chudfest in between Roger Stone and Rob Schneider while the White Sox biggest fan is His Holiness The Pope, we are witnessing a real magnetic pole inversion in Chicago baseball
Danica Patrick is the only NASCAR figure who’s an active MAGA influencer
DANICA PATRICK IS TO THE RIGHT OF NASCAR LMAO
Bear in mind that her career in NASCAR was marked by ill-advised right turns, especially when she was mad at someone.
DANICA PATRICK IS TO THE RIGHT OF NASCAR LMAO
Bear in mind that her career in NASCAR was marked by ill-advised right turns, especially when she was mad at someone.
The further down this list you go, the more "Teen Roast with Curbes Lurb and Colton Burpo" energy it gives
December 12, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Danica Patrick is the only NASCAR figure who’s an active MAGA influencer
DANICA PATRICK IS TO THE RIGHT OF NASCAR LMAO
Bear in mind that her career in NASCAR was marked by ill-advised right turns, especially when she was mad at someone.
DANICA PATRICK IS TO THE RIGHT OF NASCAR LMAO
Bear in mind that her career in NASCAR was marked by ill-advised right turns, especially when she was mad at someone.
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
December 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
I have Kyle Pitts in multiple leagues, but only the ones where I missed the playoffs
December 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I have Kyle Pitts in multiple leagues, but only the ones where I missed the playoffs
Illinois recovered from an Interim Leadership Everywhere situation that happened 10 years ago
although I would imagine it’s a bit easier to escape the ghosts of the 2014 Heart of Dallas Bowl (L 35-18) than a national title
although I would imagine it’s a bit easier to escape the ghosts of the 2014 Heart of Dallas Bowl (L 35-18) than a national title
michigan has to do this with the football program and it’s not going to happen with any stability until they clear out a healthy portion of leadership at both the athletic department and university level
i kinda think the entire football program at michigan needs to be ripped out from the studs and rebuilt. nobody associated with harbaugh or moore should be employed by the university of michigan anymore
December 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Illinois recovered from an Interim Leadership Everywhere situation that happened 10 years ago
although I would imagine it’s a bit easier to escape the ghosts of the 2014 Heart of Dallas Bowl (L 35-18) than a national title
although I would imagine it’s a bit easier to escape the ghosts of the 2014 Heart of Dallas Bowl (L 35-18) than a national title
It’s time for state and local governments to completely decouple from the federal government.
One of the most blatantly authoritarian threats in a Trump term full of them
December 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
It’s time for state and local governments to completely decouple from the federal government.
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I still don’t understand how all these highly successful people have time for things like extramarital affairs
December 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I still don’t understand how all these highly successful people have time for things like extramarital affairs
it is no longer up for debate: this man can manipulate sports
he is awakening new powers every year.
why did he allow an Ohio state natty? simple: it was the price for a Super Bowl
he is awakening new powers every year.
why did he allow an Ohio state natty? simple: it was the price for a Super Bowl
Oh no whatever you do don’t drop a story about Sherrone moore having some type of improper relationship with
December 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
it is no longer up for debate: this man can manipulate sports
he is awakening new powers every year.
why did he allow an Ohio state natty? simple: it was the price for a Super Bowl
he is awakening new powers every year.
why did he allow an Ohio state natty? simple: it was the price for a Super Bowl