Tickertack
@tickertack.bsky.social
I love animals and nature, playing Mmorpgs and listening to old, spooky radio shows. Being part hobbit and part elf; I often feel out of place in our modern world. 🐕🐎🇺🇸🇺🇦🧝♀️
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The cover of this week’s Economist.
April 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
The cover of this week’s Economist.
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Zelensky can wear whatever the fuck he wants. I'm partial to this outfit.
February 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Zelensky can wear whatever the fuck he wants. I'm partial to this outfit.
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"History will remember this day— when an American President and Vice President abandoned all we stand for."
February 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
"History will remember this day— when an American President and Vice President abandoned all we stand for."
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February 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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We told you he was a psychopath, too bad you didn't listen.
February 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
We told you he was a psychopath, too bad you didn't listen.
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December 27, 2024 at 11:03 PM
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This remains, and I say this advisedly, one of the best exchanges I have ever seen on social media
December 27, 2024 at 8:27 PM
This remains, and I say this advisedly, one of the best exchanges I have ever seen on social media
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DM: ‘You come to some stairs leading down into the dungeon’
Rogue (disappearing): ‘I’ll go ahead and check for traps.’
Dwarven Ranger: …
Monk: ‘What’s wrong?’
Dwarven Ranger: ‘Don’t you remember—he ALWAYS does this!’
Monk: ‘Oh, he wouldn’t do that again, would h—’
DM: ‘SURPRISE, MUTHAFUKKAS!’
Rogue (disappearing): ‘I’ll go ahead and check for traps.’
Dwarven Ranger: …
Monk: ‘What’s wrong?’
Dwarven Ranger: ‘Don’t you remember—he ALWAYS does this!’
Monk: ‘Oh, he wouldn’t do that again, would h—’
DM: ‘SURPRISE, MUTHAFUKKAS!’
there is a rug on the floor in front of the stairs in the living room .
ALT: there is a rug on the floor in front of the stairs in the living room .
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December 18, 2024 at 11:22 PM
DM: ‘You come to some stairs leading down into the dungeon’
Rogue (disappearing): ‘I’ll go ahead and check for traps.’
Dwarven Ranger: …
Monk: ‘What’s wrong?’
Dwarven Ranger: ‘Don’t you remember—he ALWAYS does this!’
Monk: ‘Oh, he wouldn’t do that again, would h—’
DM: ‘SURPRISE, MUTHAFUKKAS!’
Rogue (disappearing): ‘I’ll go ahead and check for traps.’
Dwarven Ranger: …
Monk: ‘What’s wrong?’
Dwarven Ranger: ‘Don’t you remember—he ALWAYS does this!’
Monk: ‘Oh, he wouldn’t do that again, would h—’
DM: ‘SURPRISE, MUTHAFUKKAS!’
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Bard: ‘We’re short on coin.’
Rogue: ‘We could steal it?’
Paladin: ‘WE SHALL NOT RESORT TO STEALING FROM THESE GOOD PEOPLE!’
Cleric (sheepish): ‘Well, I have an idea—I just need the Bard and a 10 ft pole…’
(Bard plays music as the Cleric twirls on the pole)
Paladin: ‘WHAT IN HOLY HELM’S NAME?!’
Rogue: ‘We could steal it?’
Paladin: ‘WE SHALL NOT RESORT TO STEALING FROM THESE GOOD PEOPLE!’
Cleric (sheepish): ‘Well, I have an idea—I just need the Bard and a 10 ft pole…’
(Bard plays music as the Cleric twirls on the pole)
Paladin: ‘WHAT IN HOLY HELM’S NAME?!’
December 19, 2024 at 11:53 AM
Bard: ‘We’re short on coin.’
Rogue: ‘We could steal it?’
Paladin: ‘WE SHALL NOT RESORT TO STEALING FROM THESE GOOD PEOPLE!’
Cleric (sheepish): ‘Well, I have an idea—I just need the Bard and a 10 ft pole…’
(Bard plays music as the Cleric twirls on the pole)
Paladin: ‘WHAT IN HOLY HELM’S NAME?!’
Rogue: ‘We could steal it?’
Paladin: ‘WE SHALL NOT RESORT TO STEALING FROM THESE GOOD PEOPLE!’
Cleric (sheepish): ‘Well, I have an idea—I just need the Bard and a 10 ft pole…’
(Bard plays music as the Cleric twirls on the pole)
Paladin: ‘WHAT IN HOLY HELM’S NAME?!’
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When the Ranger specialises with a Quarterstaff, but can’t decide which of the many magical versions to take—so decides to equip them all…
December 19, 2024 at 2:41 PM
When the Ranger specialises with a Quarterstaff, but can’t decide which of the many magical versions to take—so decides to equip them all…
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Heavily Encumbered Cleric: ‘MUULP!’
Ranger: ‘Your armour is trying to talk…’
Cleric: ‘What armour?’
Ranger: ‘Erm… the armour you’re wearing?’
Cleric: ‘This? This isn’t armour…’
Ranger: ‘Not armour—then what is it?’
Cleric: ‘A Mimic that bit off more than it can chew…’
Mimic: ‘MFFM!!!!’
Ranger: ‘Your armour is trying to talk…’
Cleric: ‘What armour?’
Ranger: ‘Erm… the armour you’re wearing?’
Cleric: ‘This? This isn’t armour…’
Ranger: ‘Not armour—then what is it?’
Cleric: ‘A Mimic that bit off more than it can chew…’
Mimic: ‘MFFM!!!!’
December 19, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Heavily Encumbered Cleric: ‘MUULP!’
Ranger: ‘Your armour is trying to talk…’
Cleric: ‘What armour?’
Ranger: ‘Erm… the armour you’re wearing?’
Cleric: ‘This? This isn’t armour…’
Ranger: ‘Not armour—then what is it?’
Cleric: ‘A Mimic that bit off more than it can chew…’
Mimic: ‘MFFM!!!!’
Ranger: ‘Your armour is trying to talk…’
Cleric: ‘What armour?’
Ranger: ‘Erm… the armour you’re wearing?’
Cleric: ‘This? This isn’t armour…’
Ranger: ‘Not armour—then what is it?’
Cleric: ‘A Mimic that bit off more than it can chew…’
Mimic: ‘MFFM!!!!’
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DM: ‘You come to a wide river…’
Rogue: ‘Now what?’’
Ranger: ‘The Wizard could cast Water Walk?’
Wizard: ‘Erm, it’s really not that kind of spell…’
Ranger: ‘That’s a RIVER! We can WALK it!’
Wizard: …
(Several drips later)
Wizard: ‘I did try to warn you…’
Ranger; ‘WTF!’
Rogue: ‘Now what?’’
Ranger: ‘The Wizard could cast Water Walk?’
Wizard: ‘Erm, it’s really not that kind of spell…’
Ranger: ‘That’s a RIVER! We can WALK it!’
Wizard: …
(Several drips later)
Wizard: ‘I did try to warn you…’
Ranger; ‘WTF!’
December 19, 2024 at 4:36 PM
DM: ‘You come to a wide river…’
Rogue: ‘Now what?’’
Ranger: ‘The Wizard could cast Water Walk?’
Wizard: ‘Erm, it’s really not that kind of spell…’
Ranger: ‘That’s a RIVER! We can WALK it!’
Wizard: …
(Several drips later)
Wizard: ‘I did try to warn you…’
Ranger; ‘WTF!’
Rogue: ‘Now what?’’
Ranger: ‘The Wizard could cast Water Walk?’
Wizard: ‘Erm, it’s really not that kind of spell…’
Ranger: ‘That’s a RIVER! We can WALK it!’
Wizard: …
(Several drips later)
Wizard: ‘I did try to warn you…’
Ranger; ‘WTF!’
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That's not a cabinet, it's a junk drawer
November 15, 2024 at 11:59 AM
That's not a cabinet, it's a junk drawer
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Word of the day is ‘suspiring’, from the 16th century: a deep sigh.
(Covers exhaustion, relief, sadness, collapses onto the sofa, or whatever fits the bill).
(Covers exhaustion, relief, sadness, collapses onto the sofa, or whatever fits the bill).
November 29, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Word of the day is ‘suspiring’, from the 16th century: a deep sigh.
(Covers exhaustion, relief, sadness, collapses onto the sofa, or whatever fits the bill).
(Covers exhaustion, relief, sadness, collapses onto the sofa, or whatever fits the bill).
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Word of the day is a favourite, from old Scots.
To ‘tartle’ is to hesitate while introducing someone because you have completely forgotten their name.
To ‘tartle’ is to hesitate while introducing someone because you have completely forgotten their name.
December 1, 2024 at 10:12 AM
Word of the day is a favourite, from old Scots.
To ‘tartle’ is to hesitate while introducing someone because you have completely forgotten their name.
To ‘tartle’ is to hesitate while introducing someone because you have completely forgotten their name.
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