Ordinary Magic
@ordinarymagic.bsky.social
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Writer, Purge medic, cat rescue, Polyglot, 10xFauciOuchie, Slytherin, Science, Trekkie, Sci Fi, virology, COVID virgin, WGA, Semi feral but kind. Angret, Leguminati. Mask-up - Covid is not over & is bringing friends.
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FLORIDA VOTERS! *Check your mailbox*
GOP voter suppression season starting early - got a tri-folded mailer UNDATED ordering me to confirm my address w/i 30 days or be removed. You must sign/date the "attached postcard" which means refold the mailer origami fashion and PAY to mail it back. REPOST PLS
ordinarymagic.bsky.social
So they can keep gluing his ear on.
ordinarymagic.bsky.social
He carries his head in his rectum.
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Release the files,
please and thank you.
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iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social
ICE racially profiles an elderly man and takes him into custody. They realize their mistake and release him. They also intimidate witnesses. This incident occurred in Long Beach, California.
ordinarymagic.bsky.social
Cat urine and super soakers = more random words with no connection.
ordinarymagic.bsky.social
Tropical Storm Karen is searching for a manager.
ordinarymagic.bsky.social
New safety rule:

Do not interact with me until I finish my second cup of green tea. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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You mean ANOTHER colossal embarrassment for the DOJ.
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“The Founders would never believe that it would ever come to pass that one state militia could be sent to another state for the purposes of political retribution”

THAT PART!

Thank you, Judge Perry.
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ordinarymagic.bsky.social
Actually in the vans and at the detention centres. Not a joke.
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The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
ordinarymagic.bsky.social
He comes up short in every way.
ordinarymagic.bsky.social
He has to renew his ear every six months now.
ordinarymagic.bsky.social
Unless Stephen Miller drinks it again.
ordinarymagic.bsky.social
Fun fact: I write apocalyptic fiction, and even I can't keep up with everything that's happening.
ordinarymagic.bsky.social
Station the t-rex in front of a local coffee place and call it Jurassic Perk.