💙Tidy Tim💙
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💙Tidy Tim💙
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6yrsUSN FC2, 3yrsOARNG Sgt 162nd Eng Co, #NAFO Semi-retired seasonal produce guy in "Little Beruit", Oregon. @opb.org, @ppfa.org, @ffrf.org, @nature.org, #NeverTrumper since 1978. Gen Jones. I Follow back & unfollow non-followers. Zero posts - I block
He should have at least lubbed it first with some food grade mineral oil.
December 4, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Unexpectedly? The thin lipped Whitehouse mayo monkey throws shit at the fan every day and bad economic news is somehow unexpected? How asleep does anybody have to be to not see that coming?
December 3, 2025 at 5:01 PM
One of these days he's going to pass in his sleep during a photo op and our first indication will be the diaper overflow stench from his bowels voiding. Until then - another disappointing day in the obituaries.
December 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
If there was anything of value you can be sure that it was looted before the demolition started.
December 3, 2025 at 7:52 AM
If he puts up McDs golden arches as part of his ballroom I wouldn't be surprised.
December 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
It will be reflected more in Pirate Bay torrent ePub downloads in via VPN.
December 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
How did I miss the release of a new Joker movie?!
December 2, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Via the side door of an aircraft midflight...using a parachute he was required to pack himself.
December 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I cleaned your house.
November 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Pretty heartless way to get an Ex out of the way.
November 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Sounds like an album cover title.
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The latter option is in line with current administration policies.
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
They're probably using it to charge batteries. I used my old treadmill to charge a car battery by increasing the incline so steep you had walk or run to keep from falling off the back. I developed nice calves. Simple rewiring job.
November 26, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Grant me the Serenity...
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Seems every Maga meme has the same 1980s homoerotic Village People vibe to it combined with adolescent insecurities they've never grown out of.
November 24, 2025 at 3:19 AM
No mirrors, no pets...definitely not a dog person - they're walking mirrors that would remind him every day that he's not worthy.
November 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Tell him that Trump will probably sue him for violating the NDA he signed when he was 14.
November 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
She didn't j-bolt her sill plates to the foundation - building contractor fail. Probably just sitting on blocks. Her roof apparently had enough rafter ties to support the entire house.
November 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I got rid of the lawn. Problem solved.
November 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I'd be asking myself everyday...
How's it taste? Can I eat that?
November 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM