💙Tidy Tim💙
@tidytim.bsky.social
6yrsUSN FC2, 3yrsOARNG Sgt 162nd Eng Co, #NAFO Semi-retired seasonal produce guy in "Little Beruit", Oregon. @opb.org, @ppfa.org, @ffrf.org, @nature.org, #NeverTrumper since 1978. Gen Jones. I Follow back & unfollow non-followers. Zero posts - I block
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💙Tidy Tim💙
@tidytim.bsky.social
· Jul 13
If you follow me & have zero posts, minimal profile, no opinions, etc, I will block you - your glamour shot of your cleavage or pear-shaped ass is irrelevant to me & is insufficient to hold my interest regardless of my elevated testosterone levels. This fish doesn't swim in shallow, stagnant ponds.
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Anarchy has returned in international politics in a vigorous form:
“Trump’s appetite for territorial expansion eviscerates the most powerful post-1945 norm: that borders cannot be redrawn through the force of arms.”
www.foreignaffairs.com/united-state...
“Trump’s appetite for territorial expansion eviscerates the most powerful post-1945 norm: that borders cannot be redrawn through the force of arms.”
www.foreignaffairs.com/united-state...
Trump’s Year of Anarchy
The unconstrained presidency and the end of American primacy.
www.foreignaffairs.com
January 24, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Anarchy has returned in international politics in a vigorous form:
“Trump’s appetite for territorial expansion eviscerates the most powerful post-1945 norm: that borders cannot be redrawn through the force of arms.”
www.foreignaffairs.com/united-state...
“Trump’s appetite for territorial expansion eviscerates the most powerful post-1945 norm: that borders cannot be redrawn through the force of arms.”
www.foreignaffairs.com/united-state...
Heard mentions of Mango Mussolini muttering misinformation today on the 1 year Anniversary of his coronation. I haven't seen it, but others of stronger stomachs will undoubtedly offer up highlights. The whole last year is like the ST Voyager "Year of Hell" story arc.
May have to end the same way...
May have to end the same way...
January 21, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Heard mentions of Mango Mussolini muttering misinformation today on the 1 year Anniversary of his coronation. I haven't seen it, but others of stronger stomachs will undoubtedly offer up highlights. The whole last year is like the ST Voyager "Year of Hell" story arc.
May have to end the same way...
May have to end the same way...
Tim approves!
Gigantic replica of the Donald Trump's pedophilic birthday card to the ultimate pedophile, Jeffrey Epstein appears on the National Mall!!!
January 20, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Tim approves!
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People in Minnesota are now using their key fobs to trigger their car alarms from the safety of their homes when they see ICE walking around.
January 17, 2026 at 9:08 PM
People in Minnesota are now using their key fobs to trigger their car alarms from the safety of their homes when they see ICE walking around.
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Calling all MAGA losers! 😏
January 14, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Calling all MAGA losers! 😏
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I always thought that MAGA were against the LGBTQIA community until someone told me that MAGA means My Ass Grants Access, and now I realize they're just misunderstood.
January 16, 2026 at 5:30 PM
I always thought that MAGA were against the LGBTQIA community until someone told me that MAGA means My Ass Grants Access, and now I realize they're just misunderstood.
Poe's Law dancing slow dancing with reality so close that it's now impossible to separate them - like dogs screwing in the street.
"It's hard to know when to murder someone."
ICE recruits now have to demonstrate mastery of the Sticks & Stones method of deciding whether lethal force is necessary.
[parody, but not that much]
ICE recruits now have to demonstrate mastery of the Sticks & Stones method of deciding whether lethal force is necessary.
[parody, but not that much]
January 14, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Poe's Law dancing slow dancing with reality so close that it's now impossible to separate them - like dogs screwing in the street.
The hypocrisy of the GOP has reached such epic proportions that if judged by their own standards and beliefs as espoused by their own good book, they would all burn in Hell for bearing false withness.
Ten years ago the idea that a president would punish a state...actually physically punish a state for not voting for him and having a governor who disagrees with him would have been unthinkable.
So would 30% of the population enthusiastically supporting it.
So would 30% of the population enthusiastically supporting it.
January 14, 2026 at 11:20 PM
The hypocrisy of the GOP has reached such epic proportions that if judged by their own standards and beliefs as espoused by their own good book, they would all burn in Hell for bearing false withness.
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Gifting this.
Read the Clintons’ Personal Letter to Comer (Gift Article)
Bill and Hillary Clinton wrote a lengthy letter to Representative James R. Comer of Kentucky, the Republican chairman of the Oversight Committee, refusing to testify in Congress.
www.nytimes.com
January 13, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Gifting this.
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I can't believe I'm posting this video - but we actually have to have a conversation about the real world implications of America going to war over Greenland.
Let me walk you through it. It doesn't turn out well for us.
Let me walk you through it. It doesn't turn out well for us.
January 11, 2026 at 2:44 AM
I can't believe I'm posting this video - but we actually have to have a conversation about the real world implications of America going to war over Greenland.
Let me walk you through it. It doesn't turn out well for us.
Let me walk you through it. It doesn't turn out well for us.
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SHOCK CELL PHONE VIDEO: Renee Good's final words to her murderer: “That’s fine dude, I’m not mad at you.”
ICE agent Jonathan Ross after shooting and killing her seconds later: “Fuckin’ bitch.”
Via Alpha News
ICE agent Jonathan Ross after shooting and killing her seconds later: “Fuckin’ bitch.”
Via Alpha News
January 9, 2026 at 6:36 PM
SHOCK CELL PHONE VIDEO: Renee Good's final words to her murderer: “That’s fine dude, I’m not mad at you.”
ICE agent Jonathan Ross after shooting and killing her seconds later: “Fuckin’ bitch.”
Via Alpha News
ICE agent Jonathan Ross after shooting and killing her seconds later: “Fuckin’ bitch.”
Via Alpha News
January 4, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Leopards are lazy. When they need faces to eat, they will go after the prey closest to them that are easier to catch. If their preferred prey is putting up a fight and it's easier to eat the tasty parasites clinging to their own ass, whose face is the Leopard going to eat?
The MAGA right is fighting each other again. The losers are their constituents.
December 31, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Leopards are lazy. When they need faces to eat, they will go after the prey closest to them that are easier to catch. If their preferred prey is putting up a fight and it's easier to eat the tasty parasites clinging to their own ass, whose face is the Leopard going to eat?
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If this post gets 100 reposts, I will print Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump’s faces on M&Ms and send them to Kristi Noem!
December 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
If this post gets 100 reposts, I will print Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump’s faces on M&Ms and send them to Kristi Noem!
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The official posture of 2025: reclined acceptance - I stopped fighting reality and upgraded my lumbar support.
December 29, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The official posture of 2025: reclined acceptance - I stopped fighting reality and upgraded my lumbar support.
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Q: “Why do you think Trump is working so hard to stop the Epstein files from coming out?”
REPUBLICAN Rep. Massie: “These files implicate billionaires, friends of Trump, political donors — and Epstein had ties to 🇺🇸 & 🇮🇱 intelligence agencies.”
REPUBLICAN Rep. Massie: “These files implicate billionaires, friends of Trump, political donors — and Epstein had ties to 🇺🇸 & 🇮🇱 intelligence agencies.”
December 20, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Q: “Why do you think Trump is working so hard to stop the Epstein files from coming out?”
REPUBLICAN Rep. Massie: “These files implicate billionaires, friends of Trump, political donors — and Epstein had ties to 🇺🇸 & 🇮🇱 intelligence agencies.”
REPUBLICAN Rep. Massie: “These files implicate billionaires, friends of Trump, political donors — and Epstein had ties to 🇺🇸 & 🇮🇱 intelligence agencies.”
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Honesty leaked out.
December 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Honesty leaked out.
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Wow… grift? From the Trump Administration?!? I’m shocked… SHOCKED I tell you.
December 21, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Wow… grift? From the Trump Administration?!? I’m shocked… SHOCKED I tell you.
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Humans males misinterpret mating signals all the time. Just because we advance technologically doesn't mean we're not influenced by hormones, ego, and lack of social skills. Humans would start an interstellar war if someone accidentally killed the family dog.
ya I still don't buy them being smart enough to use warp starships but too dumb to recognize a false mating cycle signal
I'm STILL peeved about how Star Trek Strange New Worlds treated the Gorn.
December 20, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Humans males misinterpret mating signals all the time. Just because we advance technologically doesn't mean we're not influenced by hormones, ego, and lack of social skills. Humans would start an interstellar war if someone accidentally killed the family dog.
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Yeah! And take the rest of those assholes with you.
December 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Yeah! And take the rest of those assholes with you.