Tiffany Bond
@tiffanybond.com
Relationship mortician, ski mom, lover of machine-washable throw blankets.
No one of consequence.
Somewhere in the Maine mountains.
No one of consequence.
Somewhere in the Maine mountains.
We're testing the theory that English ivy is a bathroom air scrubber.
January 10, 2026 at 10:35 PM
We're testing the theory that English ivy is a bathroom air scrubber.
The porch raccoon heard me pull in the garage. I've been gone for a couple of days and apparently I was missed.
January 7, 2026 at 12:15 AM
The porch raccoon heard me pull in the garage. I've been gone for a couple of days and apparently I was missed.
Like the weather today, I'm down more than 1F for each day of 2026.
January 5, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Like the weather today, I'm down more than 1F for each day of 2026.
A hose has come out. I think they are pumping water to the top of the pond for a better skating surface.
January 3, 2026 at 7:54 PM
A hose has come out. I think they are pumping water to the top of the pond for a better skating surface.
They've wandered out onto the pond with an ice auger. What do we think they are up to?
January 3, 2026 at 7:02 PM
They've wandered out onto the pond with an ice auger. What do we think they are up to?
It's a snowglobe up in Rangeley today ❤️
January 1, 2026 at 3:22 PM
It's a snowglobe up in Rangeley today ❤️
14 wants to name the porch raccoon "Pumpkin". 12 is lobbying for "Queso". I'm leaning toward "Gremlin".
What are your name suggestions?
What are your name suggestions?
January 1, 2026 at 2:03 AM
14 wants to name the porch raccoon "Pumpkin". 12 is lobbying for "Queso". I'm leaning toward "Gremlin".
What are your name suggestions?
What are your name suggestions?
It's potato leek soup weather.
December 30, 2025 at 12:38 AM
It's potato leek soup weather.
12 got one of these.
He's making his first mix tapes.
As a Gen X mom, I'm super impressed at his throwback curiosity.
As someone who grew up on Gen X music, I'm super horrified at his music choices for said mix tape.
He's making his first mix tapes.
As a Gen X mom, I'm super impressed at his throwback curiosity.
As someone who grew up on Gen X music, I'm super horrified at his music choices for said mix tape.
December 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
12 got one of these.
He's making his first mix tapes.
As a Gen X mom, I'm super impressed at his throwback curiosity.
As someone who grew up on Gen X music, I'm super horrified at his music choices for said mix tape.
He's making his first mix tapes.
As a Gen X mom, I'm super impressed at his throwback curiosity.
As someone who grew up on Gen X music, I'm super horrified at his music choices for said mix tape.
Behold, the annual Festival of Pies™, which insures I never, ever have to cook a Christmas Dinner again.
December 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Behold, the annual Festival of Pies™, which insures I never, ever have to cook a Christmas Dinner again.
Show your Christmas snow!
December 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Show your Christmas snow!
Maine got a lovely amount of snow.
December 25, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Maine got a lovely amount of snow.
So nice to come home.
December 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
So nice to come home.
Um. I think we got the magic wake up?
December 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Um. I think we got the magic wake up?
Porch raccoon thinking of taking up skiing.
December 24, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Porch raccoon thinking of taking up skiing.
Are eggs in short supply again, because...
December 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Are eggs in short supply again, because...
How are we feeling about this product?
December 22, 2025 at 10:48 PM
How are we feeling about this product?
I'm increasingly fond of the porch raccoon.
The least 2026 can give us is self-domesticating raccoons.
The least 2026 can give us is self-domesticating raccoons.
December 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I'm increasingly fond of the porch raccoon.
The least 2026 can give us is self-domesticating raccoons.
The least 2026 can give us is self-domesticating raccoons.
Girl math is buying Birkenstocks when you are out shopping with your teen, realize you are destroying the pedicure you just got with regular shoes, and it's more economically efficient to buy the shoes than the time and $ for another pedi.
December 20, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Girl math is buying Birkenstocks when you are out shopping with your teen, realize you are destroying the pedicure you just got with regular shoes, and it's more economically efficient to buy the shoes than the time and $ for another pedi.
All I want is an office chipmunk and a porch raccoon.
December 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
All I want is an office chipmunk and a porch raccoon.
He got the punk-less-hawk
December 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
He got the punk-less-hawk
14 wants a "modern mullet".
I told him it wasn't a mullet - it's a Mohawk that forgot its punk while getting cut by a flowbee.
After I explained what a flowbee is, he was super unimpressed with my assessment.
I told him it wasn't a mullet - it's a Mohawk that forgot its punk while getting cut by a flowbee.
After I explained what a flowbee is, he was super unimpressed with my assessment.
December 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
14 wants a "modern mullet".
I told him it wasn't a mullet - it's a Mohawk that forgot its punk while getting cut by a flowbee.
After I explained what a flowbee is, he was super unimpressed with my assessment.
I told him it wasn't a mullet - it's a Mohawk that forgot its punk while getting cut by a flowbee.
After I explained what a flowbee is, he was super unimpressed with my assessment.