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🦇 gone batty gone 🦇 @tiffavigilante.bsky.social · 16h

doing insane italian mom shit today like...defuzzing and steaming the couch pillows and washing the steps and walls! my napoletano ancestors smile upon me and say "who taught you how to clean, huh?"

🦇 gone batty gone 🦇 @tiffavigilante.bsky.social · 1d

lmao its the smooth body and fat ass part that got me!! where is the contrast!!!

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🦇 gone batty gone 🦇 @tiffavigilante.bsky.social · 1d

alia shawlat and ilana glazer in broad city mirroring each other

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🦇 gone batty gone 🦇 @tiffavigilante.bsky.social · 1d

it dawned on me today that my genderqueer hook up buddy looks like what i would look like if i was genderqueer (and had blue eyes). i am not being the "i want to fuck myself" allegations any time soon.

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🦇 gone batty gone 🦇 @tiffavigilante.bsky.social · 1d

can call all you want, but there's no one home and you're not gonna reach my telecorn

wormbuxx @wormbuxx.bsky.social · 1d

Now I’m falling asleep and she’s calling a cob

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🦇 gone batty gone 🦇 @tiffavigilante.bsky.social · 2d

wrote a really beautiful love song that's a topsy-turvy reworking of "hey diddle diddle" if you're wondering how i'm doing right now

🦇 gone batty gone 🦇 @tiffavigilante.bsky.social · 3d

we need to start calling it by it's true name: cinnamon sugar season

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🦇 gone batty gone 🦇 @tiffavigilante.bsky.social · 4d

need a modern day pop girlie to write a song that goes as hard as "rhythm nation"

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🦇 gone batty gone 🦇 @tiffavigilante.bsky.social · 5d

trump's been missing since tuesday? god, if you're real, this is the only thing ill ever ask for for my birthday ever i promise i swear

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🦇 gone batty gone 🦇 @tiffavigilante.bsky.social · 5d

it's my birthday. i finished writing what i think is one of the best songs of my career (in a challenge to myself to write something in strophic form), the pop girlies are beefing, i'm single for the first time in a decade and i'm having a brat fall.

bosco from rpdr in a gorgeous flippy blonde wig, pencil thin brows, a shimmer of blue eyeshadow, bright red lips, crying beautifully, with closed captioning reading "[cries in cunty]"

🦇 gone batty gone 🦇 @tiffavigilante.bsky.social · 7d

thinking about childhood missed connections -- sometimes i wonder about what happened to the girl who brought her collection of blue peanut m&m's in a shoebox to the laser tag place

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bring on the headless horses @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 7d

me, september 30 me, october 1st

billie joe armstrong of green day sleeping

billie joe armstrong of green day wide awake and singing at a mic

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༺ƊǗƝƓĘƠΝƁÏƬƇΗ🌙🦇.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @dungeonbitch.bsky.social · 8d

*maniacal laughter*

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The Blogging Goth @theblogginggoth.bsky.social · 8d

A windows notification box that reads "It's Nearly October". Inside it has a skull icon and says "Time to get spooky!"
There are two buttons - one says Yes, the other says Hell Yes

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🦇 gone batty gone 🦇 @tiffavigilante.bsky.social · 11d

i love playing punk and meeting 40 guys named matt

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🦇 gone batty gone 🦇 @tiffavigilante.bsky.social · 11d

give this person a raise

Photo from the inside of a stall in the women's room where a gold front door sliding lock has been installed to replace the no longer locking mechanism that came with the door

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🦇 gone batty gone 🦇 @tiffavigilante.bsky.social · 11d

it's not the beginning of anything...it's here. it's happening.

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🦇 gone batty gone 🦇 @tiffavigilante.bsky.social · 13d

we should've never let those ancient aliens take over the history channel i stg

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🦇 gone batty gone 🦇 @tiffavigilante.bsky.social · 13d

we should stop comparing trump to hitler. his cabinet certainly mimic hitler's consiglieres' exact actions and directives, but what trump really wants is to be putin. he wants to be that guy so badly!

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🦇 gone batty gone 🦇 @tiffavigilante.bsky.social · 13d

can i get a "hey guys" in the chat

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🦇 gone batty gone 🦇 @tiffavigilante.bsky.social · 13d

this has been such a fucked year, as was last year, but i'm so happy tim & gregg thought of me and so thoughtfully are premiering a new season of on cinema the week of my birthday