Biz Markie Post
@tigermwd.bsky.social
Transactional attorney (licensed in TX and OK), game player (PS5, Switch, board and card), Princeton alum, cigars, beer, and other eclectic interests.
The Kidz Bop version of a Guns N' Roses classic.
November 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The Kidz Bop version of a Guns N' Roses classic.
When you haven’t had a lot of beers, but are adamant that this is the best one ever.
November 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
When you haven’t had a lot of beers, but are adamant that this is the best one ever.
As Halloween approaches, some of you may be looking for costume ideas.
As such, please accept this humble, budget-friendly option.
When you attend a party, go shirtless, and ideally not have anything adorn your feet.
As such, please accept this humble, budget-friendly option.
When you attend a party, go shirtless, and ideally not have anything adorn your feet.
October 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
As Halloween approaches, some of you may be looking for costume ideas.
As such, please accept this humble, budget-friendly option.
When you attend a party, go shirtless, and ideally not have anything adorn your feet.
As such, please accept this humble, budget-friendly option.
When you attend a party, go shirtless, and ideally not have anything adorn your feet.
My calendar from yesterday.
October 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
My calendar from yesterday.
Ryan Walters resigning as the Oklahoma Superintendent probably already elevated the state to 49th in Education, at the least.
September 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Ryan Walters resigning as the Oklahoma Superintendent probably already elevated the state to 49th in Education, at the least.
Did I end up wasting a guess on my fifth attempt? Yes.
Was it worth it? Also, yes.
Was it worth it? Also, yes.
July 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Did I end up wasting a guess on my fifth attempt? Yes.
Was it worth it? Also, yes.
Was it worth it? Also, yes.
“I am made of paper, yet I am reading paper.
Is this flesh that I hold in my hands, or is my entire world a lie?
In what hellish landscape do we live?
And yet, she beckons me. Am I finally to accept my fate? Do I succumb to the cruel joke that is this world?
Sincerely,
It’s-a me, Mario”
Is this flesh that I hold in my hands, or is my entire world a lie?
In what hellish landscape do we live?
And yet, she beckons me. Am I finally to accept my fate? Do I succumb to the cruel joke that is this world?
Sincerely,
It’s-a me, Mario”
July 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
“I am made of paper, yet I am reading paper.
Is this flesh that I hold in my hands, or is my entire world a lie?
In what hellish landscape do we live?
And yet, she beckons me. Am I finally to accept my fate? Do I succumb to the cruel joke that is this world?
Sincerely,
It’s-a me, Mario”
Is this flesh that I hold in my hands, or is my entire world a lie?
In what hellish landscape do we live?
And yet, she beckons me. Am I finally to accept my fate? Do I succumb to the cruel joke that is this world?
Sincerely,
It’s-a me, Mario”
Found a deleted storyboard panel from James Gunn’s “Superman!”
July 17, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Found a deleted storyboard panel from James Gunn’s “Superman!”
Them: “Matt, why do you enjoy trademarks so much?”
Me:
*This was actually filed by a former coworker of mine.
Me:
*This was actually filed by a former coworker of mine.
July 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Them: “Matt, why do you enjoy trademarks so much?”
Me:
*This was actually filed by a former coworker of mine.
Me:
*This was actually filed by a former coworker of mine.
Most people send their friends a simple “Happy birthday!” text to their friends every year.
I am not most people.
I am not most people.
July 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Most people send their friends a simple “Happy birthday!” text to their friends every year.
I am not most people.
I am not most people.
Don’t forget to RSVP for my 4th of July BBQ!
June 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Don’t forget to RSVP for my 4th of July BBQ!
Every month, the firm sends out an internal reminder to attorneys to remind them of lien deadlines.
My reply to this month's reminder, reworking the email to incorporate the chorus to Dolly Parton's "Jolene" fell upon deaf ears.
Sometimes, I fear my genius is wasted...
My reply to this month's reminder, reworking the email to incorporate the chorus to Dolly Parton's "Jolene" fell upon deaf ears.
Sometimes, I fear my genius is wasted...
June 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Every month, the firm sends out an internal reminder to attorneys to remind them of lien deadlines.
My reply to this month's reminder, reworking the email to incorporate the chorus to Dolly Parton's "Jolene" fell upon deaf ears.
Sometimes, I fear my genius is wasted...
My reply to this month's reminder, reworking the email to incorporate the chorus to Dolly Parton's "Jolene" fell upon deaf ears.
Sometimes, I fear my genius is wasted...
She’s not quite the “model wife” if she killed, castrated, cooked, and ate him.
June Cleaver would be aghast.
www.themirror.com/news/us-news...
June Cleaver would be aghast.
www.themirror.com/news/us-news...
Model wife killed, castrated, cooked and then ate her husband
The California cannibalized her allegedly abusive husband who married her after just three days despite being 33 years her senior. The woman proceeded to cook and eat parts of his body after she beat ...
www.themirror.com
June 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
She’s not quite the “model wife” if she killed, castrated, cooked, and ate him.
June Cleaver would be aghast.
www.themirror.com/news/us-news...
June Cleaver would be aghast.
www.themirror.com/news/us-news...
I, for one, am appalled (APPALLED!!!) that Green Day changed the lyrics of their song "American Idiot" - a song released in the relatively quiet and turmoil-free time of September 2004 - to make it something political.
January 1, 2024 at 11:42 PM
I, for one, am appalled (APPALLED!!!) that Green Day changed the lyrics of their song "American Idiot" - a song released in the relatively quiet and turmoil-free time of September 2004 - to make it something political.