Biz Markie Post
@tigermwd.bsky.social
Transactional attorney (licensed in TX and OK), game player (PS5, Switch, board and card), Princeton alum, cigars, beer, and other eclectic interests.
You're welcome.
This concludes my TED Talk for the day.
This concludes my TED Talk for the day.
October 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
You're welcome.
This concludes my TED Talk for the day.
This concludes my TED Talk for the day.
This will most likely have them taken aback, and they'll ask you to repeat yourself.
Once again, in a clear and concise way, repeat, "I'm 'Premature Ejaculation.'"
They will probably (and ideally) still be confused.
That's when you explain to them, "I just came in my pants."
Once again, in a clear and concise way, repeat, "I'm 'Premature Ejaculation.'"
They will probably (and ideally) still be confused.
That's when you explain to them, "I just came in my pants."
October 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
This will most likely have them taken aback, and they'll ask you to repeat yourself.
Once again, in a clear and concise way, repeat, "I'm 'Premature Ejaculation.'"
They will probably (and ideally) still be confused.
That's when you explain to them, "I just came in my pants."
Once again, in a clear and concise way, repeat, "I'm 'Premature Ejaculation.'"
They will probably (and ideally) still be confused.
That's when you explain to them, "I just came in my pants."
Mix and mingle as normal, but eventually, if it is a costume party where most people are dressed-up, you'll inevitably be approached and questioned.
When asked who you are, or what you're supposed to be, tell them, "I'm 'Premature Ejaculation.'"
When asked who you are, or what you're supposed to be, tell them, "I'm 'Premature Ejaculation.'"
October 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Mix and mingle as normal, but eventually, if it is a costume party where most people are dressed-up, you'll inevitably be approached and questioned.
When asked who you are, or what you're supposed to be, tell them, "I'm 'Premature Ejaculation.'"
When asked who you are, or what you're supposed to be, tell them, "I'm 'Premature Ejaculation.'"