Here is my goof cat untying my shoe the other day.

What. No! Oh my god.

Cool colorway!

What a gorgeous bird!

Oof.

Oooh, that looks good.

Maybe you tripped and banged your head on it.

Our trans kin aren't going anywhere. There will always be more; you cannot harass a facet of humanity out of existence. So if we could be kinder to the ones who are here now, I would really appreciate it.

Be nice to my friends. And to the ones who aren't my friends. Please.

Uuuugh.

Oof!

I have multiple burn scars on my arm right now from assorted dinner accidents. I feel your pain in a very literal sense.

For years I have been asking people whether toddlers or teenagers are harder, and almost everyone says teenagers. I think it’s a combination of recency bias and not liking relinquishing control. (My older is just barely a teen but so far it’s WAY better than toddlerhood. (knock on wood))

Brown on the outside, orange on the inside. You’re a sweet potato!

It should involve stealing letters from other players.

I really like the way you describe songs.

Congratulations! Have a great time!

I word of mouthed it yesterday!

Congratulations!

Boop!

Dolphins are quite horrible. Bite the fins off fish and use them as toys.

Male mallard ducks do a lot of raping, but I suppose they’re not really jerks to *other* species.

I would not describe polar bears as jerks, but they are mean as heck.