Baron Tikitrocious' Midday Matinee
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A fictional host, for a show that never airs, playing B-movies that don't exist, on a station that's never named.
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Curated by @SurlyByDefault. Also @Tikitrocious on Mastodon.Social. https://linktr.ee/christopher.fischer
[Twitter/X Locked Jan 2025]
2PM on the Baron Tikitrocious' Midday Matinee! The son of a serf runs away to Manchester, but must sneak back to his home when his father dies. Sick, broke and owned by the land, can he pay off his father's debts and bury him proper? It's 1976's “Coffin' Up Expenses.”
December 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
2PM on the Baron Tikitrocious' Midday Matinee! The son of a serf runs away to Manchester, but must sneak back to his home when his father dies. Sick, broke and owned by the land, can he pay off his father's debts and bury him proper? It's 1976's “Coffin' Up Expenses.”
Midnight on the Tikitrocious Moonlight Encore! When a Naval doctor performs experiments on an Irish nanny, it cures her gout, but a string of murders near the cannery can only mean one thing: S̷h̷a̷r̷k̷s P̷o̷r̷t̷u̷g̷u̷e̷s̷e̷ Selkies! See Hubris’ 1936 “Groom of the Wereseal.”
December 4, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Midnight on the Tikitrocious Moonlight Encore! When a Naval doctor performs experiments on an Irish nanny, it cures her gout, but a string of murders near the cannery can only mean one thing: S̷h̷a̷r̷k̷s P̷o̷r̷t̷u̷g̷u̷e̷s̷e̷ Selkies! See Hubris’ 1936 “Groom of the Wereseal.”
2PM on the Baron Tikitrocious’ Midday Matinee! The stakes are high! A friendly upper-class wager as to the quality of the family French chef spirals wildly into a 16 course meal—at a staggering 12 miles per hour! in Smithwick-on-Naddle's 1956 “Lord Dampercharm's Dining Car.”
December 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
2PM on the Baron Tikitrocious’ Midday Matinee! The stakes are high! A friendly upper-class wager as to the quality of the family French chef spirals wildly into a 16 course meal—at a staggering 12 miles per hour! in Smithwick-on-Naddle's 1956 “Lord Dampercharm's Dining Car.”
Midnight on the Tikitrocious Moonlight Encore! With adults instead of lustlorn teens, heirs to opposing Italian fashion houses fall in love. There’s a catwalk, a duel, clergy, and Shakespearean poisoning and stabbings aplenty in 2002’s “Two Blouses, Both Alike in Vanity.”
December 2, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Midnight on the Tikitrocious Moonlight Encore! With adults instead of lustlorn teens, heirs to opposing Italian fashion houses fall in love. There’s a catwalk, a duel, clergy, and Shakespearean poisoning and stabbings aplenty in 2002’s “Two Blouses, Both Alike in Vanity.”
Noon on Baron Tikitrocious' Weekend Tikipeats! The Martian Reforestation Project tirelessly works to make Mars a paradise, but aliens from the moons of Saturn try to usurp the planet from the rightful colonists. Will mankind prevail against “the Saturnaliens (1952)” in 3D?
November 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Noon on Baron Tikitrocious' Weekend Tikipeats! The Martian Reforestation Project tirelessly works to make Mars a paradise, but aliens from the moons of Saturn try to usurp the planet from the rightful colonists. Will mankind prevail against “the Saturnaliens (1952)” in 3D?
Midnight on the Tikitrocious Moonlight Encore! Big-rig driver Jake inherits a clever dwarf horse named Cutter. The two criss-cross the country, seeing America, delivering loads, drinking coffee, dismantling a cocaine smuggling ring, and touching lives in 1983’s “One Truck Pony.”
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Midnight on the Tikitrocious Moonlight Encore! Big-rig driver Jake inherits a clever dwarf horse named Cutter. The two criss-cross the country, seeing America, delivering loads, drinking coffee, dismantling a cocaine smuggling ring, and touching lives in 1983’s “One Truck Pony.”
2PM on the Baron Tikitrocious' Midday Matinee! A Labrador and Portuguese Water Dog cross Canada in their beat-up van. Meeting friendly and unfriendly dogs alike, they examine racism and cross-breed relations in Skookumtrope's animated film “Ruff Relations (1972).” Ride on!
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
2PM on the Baron Tikitrocious' Midday Matinee! A Labrador and Portuguese Water Dog cross Canada in their beat-up van. Meeting friendly and unfriendly dogs alike, they examine racism and cross-breed relations in Skookumtrope's animated film “Ruff Relations (1972).” Ride on!
2PM on the Baron Tikitrocious' Midday Matinee! Animated shorts illustrate the joys of working in offices for corporations. See anthropomorphic office implements play, laugh, and learn why the reimbursement policy is so byzantine. See 1958's “Steely the Smartest Stapler.”
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
2PM on the Baron Tikitrocious' Midday Matinee! Animated shorts illustrate the joys of working in offices for corporations. See anthropomorphic office implements play, laugh, and learn why the reimbursement policy is so byzantine. See 1958's “Steely the Smartest Stapler.”
Midnight on the Tikitrocious Moonlight Encore! The townsfolk don’t know why the only two dance instructors in town can’t stand each-other, but it’s funny—until one of them turns up dead. Was the rival to blame, or was their tango a square dance? “Foxtrot at Midnight (1968).”
November 26, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Midnight on the Tikitrocious Moonlight Encore! The townsfolk don’t know why the only two dance instructors in town can’t stand each-other, but it’s funny—until one of them turns up dead. Was the rival to blame, or was their tango a square dance? “Foxtrot at Midnight (1968).”
Midnight on the Tikitrocious Moonlight Encore! He’s the only angry man on the jury. Why can’t the others follow the obvious case by the prosecution? Suborned bailiffs and tampered beverages might have something to do with it in 2005’s “Innocent Until Lunch.”
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Midnight on the Tikitrocious Moonlight Encore! He’s the only angry man on the jury. Why can’t the others follow the obvious case by the prosecution? Suborned bailiffs and tampered beverages might have something to do with it in 2005’s “Innocent Until Lunch.”
Midnight on the Tikitrocious Moonlight Encore! A polished, bookish lad shows up in Nebraska Charms, and the ladies go crazy for the sensitive boy. The sawmill owner has to convince his daughter that the arrival is “Not an Eligible Cowboy (1937)” (until he suddenly is).
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Midnight on the Tikitrocious Moonlight Encore! A polished, bookish lad shows up in Nebraska Charms, and the ladies go crazy for the sensitive boy. The sawmill owner has to convince his daughter that the arrival is “Not an Eligible Cowboy (1937)” (until he suddenly is).
Noon on Baron Tikitrocious' Weekend Tikipeats! When a Canadian Privy Council member is assassinated, RMCP “I” agent Neville Maine investigates a mysterious Mexican spirits mogul and his nefarious plan to invade Canada. Thrill to 1965's “the Tequila Imperative.”
November 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Noon on Baron Tikitrocious' Weekend Tikipeats! When a Canadian Privy Council member is assassinated, RMCP “I” agent Neville Maine investigates a mysterious Mexican spirits mogul and his nefarious plan to invade Canada. Thrill to 1965's “the Tequila Imperative.”
2PM on the Baron Tikitrocious' Midday Matinee! When the tequila supply is threatened by poisoning, Mexican counterintelligence sends suave agent Vincente Amador to thwart the “Multinational Organization for Overlords & Sovereign Evils.” See 1965's “Operation: M.O.O.S.E.”
November 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
2PM on the Baron Tikitrocious' Midday Matinee! When the tequila supply is threatened by poisoning, Mexican counterintelligence sends suave agent Vincente Amador to thwart the “Multinational Organization for Overlords & Sovereign Evils.” See 1965's “Operation: M.O.O.S.E.”
Midnight on the Tikitrocious Moonlight Encore! 1829-1834, Charles Pawwin serves as ships doctor on a five year voyage of discovery. His observations about the family tree of life and scales of time lead him to heretical theories in Skookumtrope’s animated 1980 “HMS Beagle.”
November 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Midnight on the Tikitrocious Moonlight Encore! 1829-1834, Charles Pawwin serves as ships doctor on a five year voyage of discovery. His observations about the family tree of life and scales of time lead him to heretical theories in Skookumtrope’s animated 1980 “HMS Beagle.”
Midnight on the Tikitrocious Moonlight Encore! Early individual recordings, radio sketches, and rare film clips from 1935-42, combined with archived and new interviews, provide a fascinating view of the comedic duo’s early careers in 1974’s “Deed & Shine: Two-Steps Forward.”
November 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Midnight on the Tikitrocious Moonlight Encore! Early individual recordings, radio sketches, and rare film clips from 1935-42, combined with archived and new interviews, provide a fascinating view of the comedic duo’s early careers in 1974’s “Deed & Shine: Two-Steps Forward.”
2PM on the Baron Tikitrocious' Midday Matinee! A rupture between dimensions allows a giant phase-shifting Ibis to come through and threaten the cities of Australia. Luckily, Japan is only 6848 kilometers away. See Mizarī Studios' 2000 “Saramandāsai VS Sinewave Bin Chicken!”
November 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
2PM on the Baron Tikitrocious' Midday Matinee! A rupture between dimensions allows a giant phase-shifting Ibis to come through and threaten the cities of Australia. Luckily, Japan is only 6848 kilometers away. See Mizarī Studios' 2000 “Saramandāsai VS Sinewave Bin Chicken!”
Midnight on the Tikitrocious Moonlight Encore! Our time-displaced knight returns to the ‘80s to aid a senior whose grandchild skipped his hearing. It turns out the knight must teach this reincarnation of his liege to reawaken his honor and chivalry in 1989's “Flail Bondsman 2.”
November 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Midnight on the Tikitrocious Moonlight Encore! Our time-displaced knight returns to the ‘80s to aid a senior whose grandchild skipped his hearing. It turns out the knight must teach this reincarnation of his liege to reawaken his honor and chivalry in 1989's “Flail Bondsman 2.”
Midnight on the Tikitrocious Moonlight Encore! A boy is adopted by a physician and taught the suspect arts of medicine and sleuthing. As the only daughter’s suitors die, the two doctors solve the mystery to ensue her happiness in Smithwick-on-Naddle’s 1964 “The Four Autopsies.”
November 16, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Midnight on the Tikitrocious Moonlight Encore! A boy is adopted by a physician and taught the suspect arts of medicine and sleuthing. As the only daughter’s suitors die, the two doctors solve the mystery to ensue her happiness in Smithwick-on-Naddle’s 1964 “The Four Autopsies.”
Noon on Baron Tikitrocious' Weekend Tikipeats! Special Forces Z Unit goes missing. Their wives, sweethearts, siblings and mothers form their own unit to find them behind Japanese lines. Intercut with WW2 Australian home-front propaganda, rally to 1974's “The War Shelias.”
November 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Noon on Baron Tikitrocious' Weekend Tikipeats! Special Forces Z Unit goes missing. Their wives, sweethearts, siblings and mothers form their own unit to find them behind Japanese lines. Intercut with WW2 Australian home-front propaganda, rally to 1974's “The War Shelias.”
Midnight on the Tikitrocious Moonlight Encore! WW2 alpine soldiers are separated from their unit, and find a frozen Legionnaire in a cave. They must outwit Germans who believe he has mystic importance as the bodies pile in Hedgewoode’s 1968 “The Curse of the Faithful Soldier.”
November 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Midnight on the Tikitrocious Moonlight Encore! WW2 alpine soldiers are separated from their unit, and find a frozen Legionnaire in a cave. They must outwit Germans who believe he has mystic importance as the bodies pile in Hedgewoode’s 1968 “The Curse of the Faithful Soldier.”
2PM on the Baron Tikitrocious' Midday Matinee! In this Robert Louis Stevenson adaptation, a scientist experiments on orangutans to chemically reduce violent impulses. This creates a murderous gorilla (Sal Conetta) that wreaks havoc in 1946's “Savage Science.”
November 12, 2025 at 4:05 PM
2PM on the Baron Tikitrocious' Midday Matinee! In this Robert Louis Stevenson adaptation, a scientist experiments on orangutans to chemically reduce violent impulses. This creates a murderous gorilla (Sal Conetta) that wreaks havoc in 1946's “Savage Science.”
2PM on the Baron Tikitrocious' Midday Matinee! Mischievous twins induct a gorilla (Sal Conetta) into a fraternity at State University for his football acumen, but it's his talent for upright base that turns him into “Biggest Man on Campus” (1937). Go team!
November 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
2PM on the Baron Tikitrocious' Midday Matinee! Mischievous twins induct a gorilla (Sal Conetta) into a fraternity at State University for his football acumen, but it's his talent for upright base that turns him into “Biggest Man on Campus” (1937). Go team!
2PM on the Baron Tikitrocious' Midday Matinee! A jaded Montreal futures trader starts a body shop that converts large vehicles into food trucks. When an investment group offers to buy him out, will he choose success or rekindled passion? It's 2008's “Diamond Plate.”
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
2PM on the Baron Tikitrocious' Midday Matinee! A jaded Montreal futures trader starts a body shop that converts large vehicles into food trucks. When an investment group offers to buy him out, will he choose success or rekindled passion? It's 2008's “Diamond Plate.”
Midnight on the Tikitrocious Moonlight Encore! From beyond the grave, the two British actress/occultists continue to control different ingenues in a war-by-proxy. An American producer attempts to capitalize on this to deadly results in 1995’s “Protegees of the Duchesses.”
November 9, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Midnight on the Tikitrocious Moonlight Encore! From beyond the grave, the two British actress/occultists continue to control different ingenues in a war-by-proxy. An American producer attempts to capitalize on this to deadly results in 1995’s “Protegees of the Duchesses.”
2PM on the Baron Tikitrocious' Midday Matinee! 3rd of 3 restored “Nebula Nancy” films, the U.S.A.F. Rocket Ship 19 races to register an asteroid mine claim, while the alien industrial complex will use any means to take it. See the thrilling climax of 1954's “Orbit Claim Jumpers.”
November 7, 2025 at 4:05 PM
2PM on the Baron Tikitrocious' Midday Matinee! 3rd of 3 restored “Nebula Nancy” films, the U.S.A.F. Rocket Ship 19 races to register an asteroid mine claim, while the alien industrial complex will use any means to take it. See the thrilling climax of 1954's “Orbit Claim Jumpers.”