tilly
@tillymonkfish.bsky.social
missing link between man and hog
a lot of people are bringing up how dudes are always fantasising about performing enormous acts of violence and never about doing housework or whatever. well ladies if this is desirable get yourself a man with a physical disability. i fantasise about being able to clean my house every day
December 31, 2025 at 3:05 PM
a lot of people are bringing up how dudes are always fantasising about performing enormous acts of violence and never about doing housework or whatever. well ladies if this is desirable get yourself a man with a physical disability. i fantasise about being able to clean my house every day
*to the tune of black hole sun by soundgarden* rat hole son, suck ya mum
December 25, 2025 at 11:50 AM
*to the tune of black hole sun by soundgarden* rat hole son, suck ya mum
happy birthday santa. fucked up they make you do all that on your special day
December 25, 2025 at 7:09 AM
happy birthday santa. fucked up they make you do all that on your special day
someone gotta make a version of left where bare minimum one of the women has the smug face from right. not me obviously but someone
December 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
someone gotta make a version of left where bare minimum one of the women has the smug face from right. not me obviously but someone
auld fella came up to me in the gym and told me i was doing ohp wrong. get home and ask leddit if his advice was legit and consensus is not only is he wrong but also i should kill myself for listening to him
December 13, 2025 at 1:02 PM
auld fella came up to me in the gym and told me i was doing ohp wrong. get home and ask leddit if his advice was legit and consensus is not only is he wrong but also i should kill myself for listening to him
spent 90 bucks on a bunch of home brewery shit to make my own mead at home so i sure hope it ends up being something i actually enjoy doing
December 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
spent 90 bucks on a bunch of home brewery shit to make my own mead at home so i sure hope it ends up being something i actually enjoy doing
three separate drunk guys came up to talk to me in leeds while i was waiting around for a 5am bus to the airport and 9am i land back in dublin walk out the airport and immediately encounter a fourth
i have the open and honest face of a shit idiot from the boonies and everyone wants to talk to me
December 1, 2025 at 12:06 PM
three separate drunk guys came up to talk to me in leeds while i was waiting around for a 5am bus to the airport and 9am i land back in dublin walk out the airport and immediately encounter a fourth
i have the open and honest face of a shit idiot from the boonies and everyone wants to talk to me
December 1, 2025 at 4:33 AM
i have the open and honest face of a shit idiot from the boonies and everyone wants to talk to me
hey gang would ye be happy to hear elons cool new location feature on twitter revealed all the dumbass racist "irish patriot" accounts were being run by brits
November 23, 2025 at 5:54 PM
hey gang would ye be happy to hear elons cool new location feature on twitter revealed all the dumbass racist "irish patriot" accounts were being run by brits
every time i see anything about donald the throat goat the sound of vargskelethor joel going "beel cleenton???" loops in my head and chat i dont know if he ever even fucking said this i might have invented this noise in my own head
November 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
every time i see anything about donald the throat goat the sound of vargskelethor joel going "beel cleenton???" loops in my head and chat i dont know if he ever even fucking said this i might have invented this noise in my own head
ofc, you understand that the reason the dems are going to "take the wrong lesson" from mamdanis win isnt because they dont know what makes him an attractive candidate. theyre just not interested in offering the same thing he offers
November 5, 2025 at 11:57 AM
ofc, you understand that the reason the dems are going to "take the wrong lesson" from mamdanis win isnt because they dont know what makes him an attractive candidate. theyre just not interested in offering the same thing he offers
growing up my mum was really into fucking ghosts and shit and i firmly believed my house was haunted bc she was always banging on about it. had the scariest dream of my life there where a cute cuddly teddy bear descended downstairs towards me bc my 11yo brain conjured that up to represent a ghost
October 31, 2025 at 10:59 PM
growing up my mum was really into fucking ghosts and shit and i firmly believed my house was haunted bc she was always banging on about it. had the scariest dream of my life there where a cute cuddly teddy bear descended downstairs towards me bc my 11yo brain conjured that up to represent a ghost
passed my driving test gang. my slut era begins
October 24, 2025 at 9:26 AM
passed my driving test gang. my slut era begins
fun ireland fact: there is a small exclave of county waterford inside county cork because of an agreement between two 14th century hiberno-norman lords. they were kind of forced into it bc the king of england was sick of them fighting constantly. this did not stop them fighting
October 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
fun ireland fact: there is a small exclave of county waterford inside county cork because of an agreement between two 14th century hiberno-norman lords. they were kind of forced into it bc the king of england was sick of them fighting constantly. this did not stop them fighting
every time some mangaka gets caught with child pornography and returns to work a short while later with basically no more than a slap on the wrist you get so many people acting like this is a problem unique to japan as if there isnt literally a known pedophile serving as the current us president
October 15, 2025 at 9:57 PM
every time some mangaka gets caught with child pornography and returns to work a short while later with basically no more than a slap on the wrist you get so many people acting like this is a problem unique to japan as if there isnt literally a known pedophile serving as the current us president
my useless chud son who makes my life worse
October 15, 2025 at 12:02 PM
my useless chud son who makes my life worse
actually fucking rocks how the more everything sucks the easier it is to recruit people into the far right. whips unbelievable dick actually. cause and effect meaningless in the face of solve it by getting more racist, really cool
October 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
actually fucking rocks how the more everything sucks the easier it is to recruit people into the far right. whips unbelievable dick actually. cause and effect meaningless in the face of solve it by getting more racist, really cool
japan elects historic first female prime minister who sucks so unbelievably bad she makes thatcher look like a liberal. love that for them
October 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
japan elects historic first female prime minister who sucks so unbelievably bad she makes thatcher look like a liberal. love that for them
dog facts: bleddyn either loves it or fucking hates it when i go mmm really loud in a morshu voice, it drives him completely apeshit
October 1, 2025 at 7:32 PM
dog facts: bleddyn either loves it or fucking hates it when i go mmm really loud in a morshu voice, it drives him completely apeshit
learned the japanese have a specific term for people online who try to turn their personal discomforts into a greater social morality issue. the closest we have is, like, puriteens or antis or whatever, but their term is the "feelings yakuza" which is obviously WAY better
September 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
learned the japanese have a specific term for people online who try to turn their personal discomforts into a greater social morality issue. the closest we have is, like, puriteens or antis or whatever, but their term is the "feelings yakuza" which is obviously WAY better
me: leave me, woman. i must attend to my rituals
buxom maiden (suddenly cold): very well then. tis no skin off my tit, lord
me: ....what?
maiden: i said tis no tit off my boob, sorcerer
buxom maiden (suddenly cold): very well then. tis no skin off my tit, lord
me: ....what?
maiden: i said tis no tit off my boob, sorcerer
September 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM
me: leave me, woman. i must attend to my rituals
buxom maiden (suddenly cold): very well then. tis no skin off my tit, lord
me: ....what?
maiden: i said tis no tit off my boob, sorcerer
buxom maiden (suddenly cold): very well then. tis no skin off my tit, lord
me: ....what?
maiden: i said tis no tit off my boob, sorcerer
weighed in at 93kg this morning which is Too High so now i gotta start eating less again fuck my stupid chungus life
September 20, 2025 at 12:23 PM
weighed in at 93kg this morning which is Too High so now i gotta start eating less again fuck my stupid chungus life
going online can enhance a persons worst qualities and for me that ended up being the fact that at my core in my heart of hearts im kind of just really boring
What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart
September 13, 2025 at 8:11 PM
going online can enhance a persons worst qualities and for me that ended up being the fact that at my core in my heart of hearts im kind of just really boring