nuh uh these real women all just think im really funny and interesting actually

videos like that are pretty far removed from a low effort grift though so obviously fuck doing that. grab just enough of the visual language for plausible deniability and start hawking those dick pills bay bee

there is nothing on this planet so FUCKING annoying as some dipshit misrepresenting a valid point because hes too busy trying to hose you with some other bullshit. dude could be making great videos if he gave enough of a shit to try and put the work in for even a second

listen all im saying is if you people saw the kind of shit the fujos i know are jerking off to youd never forgive yourself for disrespecting our troops like this

ill be honest though i havent been paying super close attention to this movie since, as mentioned, i sort of wrote it off immediately. maybe theres more information about it that makes it seem cool to the people who are actually plugged in, idk

im seeing the cheap materials with "iunno, classical period shit, whatever" ass costuming and im thinking this movie probably wont be very good. im not hopping mad about it online or anything, dgmw, but instantly i dont think im interested in seeing it kinda thing

i am fully willing to admit if these guys were kitted out in the dendra panoply or whatever theyd all look like clowns. nobody would think it looked cool or would take it seriously except for me and robert eggers specifically. i just think not even trying is a sign of weak and/or lazy direction

IN my defense, lad had a thick scottish accent on him and was saying he used to do caber toss chucking 160kg logs about so i figured he probably knows a thing or two. auld fellas can be in the game for years and just be straight up wrong about shit too though, so

i used to reread the first 4 books over and over to try get to sleep for years since i straight up didnt own any other books and if u sat me down today in front of a harold potter property and said look its the tory wizard u like id equate it to calling me a stupid tasteless dipshit to my face

oh shit happy bday man!

when you live urban and go out a lot you probably pick up the skill to be dismissive of drunk homeless guys at half 4 in the morning but im not very good at it and i dont think i ever will be. this is why i am the easiest fucking mark on the planet

it has been over 20 years since i had that dream and i still remember it bc of how FUCKING spooked i was by the teddy bear ghost. happy hall of ween everybody