tim kardashian
@timabot.bsky.social
Proud Costco card membership holder
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me: I can't tell you how long I've been waiting
clock repairman: please stop saying that, I'm doing my best
clock repairman: please stop saying that, I'm doing my best
July 8, 2023 at 1:27 AM
me: I can't tell you how long I've been waiting
clock repairman: please stop saying that, I'm doing my best
clock repairman: please stop saying that, I'm doing my best
the oceangate expedition had to have been to fake their own deaths
June 26, 2023 at 1:23 PM
the oceangate expedition had to have been to fake their own deaths
Good morning bluesky!
June 25, 2023 at 4:02 PM
Good morning bluesky!
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[first day as a doorman]
me: bye, thanks for coming
sperm bank manager: *pulling me aside* this was literally the first thing we talked about
me: bye, thanks for coming
sperm bank manager: *pulling me aside* this was literally the first thing we talked about
June 23, 2023 at 8:12 PM
[first day as a doorman]
me: bye, thanks for coming
sperm bank manager: *pulling me aside* this was literally the first thing we talked about
me: bye, thanks for coming
sperm bank manager: *pulling me aside* this was literally the first thing we talked about
So far on this roadtrip i have learned that colorado has no good food and that wyoming is actually p cool
June 23, 2023 at 10:46 PM
So far on this roadtrip i have learned that colorado has no good food and that wyoming is actually p cool
Showering at Tetons NP like a true dirtbag
June 23, 2023 at 10:44 PM
Showering at Tetons NP like a true dirtbag
Hitting Denver / Boulder this weekend, anyone got food recs?
June 14, 2023 at 3:30 PM
Hitting Denver / Boulder this weekend, anyone got food recs?
My friends flew to 9/11 and all they got me was this lousy shirt
June 10, 2023 at 9:37 PM
My friends flew to 9/11 and all they got me was this lousy shirt
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sometimes I get followed on social media by serious people with jobs that matter and I'm like... sorry, I can't engage with you on that level. do you wanna see a pig eat a watermelon
June 7, 2023 at 11:53 PM
sometimes I get followed on social media by serious people with jobs that matter and I'm like... sorry, I can't engage with you on that level. do you wanna see a pig eat a watermelon
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If 25 people like your skeet they add you to Mount Rushmore and display your preserved body like Lenin’s.
June 7, 2023 at 10:05 PM
If 25 people like your skeet they add you to Mount Rushmore and display your preserved body like Lenin’s.
PNW welcomes NE residents to the 5th season, smoke season!
June 7, 2023 at 4:42 PM
PNW welcomes NE residents to the 5th season, smoke season!
The toilets have eyes
June 7, 2023 at 5:13 AM
The toilets have eyes
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Everyone has a plan until they get gently kissed on the forehead
June 6, 2023 at 7:54 PM
Everyone has a plan until they get gently kissed on the forehead
Well hung rainier cherry 🥲
June 7, 2023 at 2:34 AM
Well hung rainier cherry 🥲