Timothy Atchison
@timatchison.com
I hate Twitter.
Retired Software Engineer.
⚽️ fan. USMNT/USWNT. Fulham FC. FC St. Pauli. New England Revolution
www.timatchison.com
Jack of all trades, master of several.
"Time heals the wounds that no one can see." - Todd Rundgren
Retired Software Engineer.
⚽️ fan. USMNT/USWNT. Fulham FC. FC St. Pauli. New England Revolution
www.timatchison.com
Jack of all trades, master of several.
"Time heals the wounds that no one can see." - Todd Rundgren
Reposted by Timothy Atchison
No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet.
River. Not my dog, it's my brother's family pet.
River. Not my dog, it's my brother's family pet.
January 2, 2026 at 4:21 AM
No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet.
River. Not my dog, it's my brother's family pet.
River. Not my dog, it's my brother's family pet.
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Girls are fighting.
Benny Johnson suggests he’s going to sue Milo for repeatedly accusing him of being a closeted gay man with a fake marriage. Milo responds.
December 8, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Girls are fighting.
Oh Oh! Hee hee heee heee...
In 2015 Jeffrey Epstein received one issue of Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling’s JokeLand newsletter.
November 14, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Oh Oh! Hee hee heee heee...
October 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
October 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
October 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
October 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Probably true.
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
OREM, UT—As law enforcement officials search for a person of interest in the assassination of 31-year-old Turning Point USA co-founder Charlie Kirk, witnesses on the scene at Utah Valley University ad...
theonion.com
September 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Probably true.
It's true! I saw it on TV!
September 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
It's true! I saw it on TV!
Small dick energy.
Georgia GOP Senator Colton Moore shows off his wedding photo
July 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Small dick energy.
Probably true.
Bezos Wedding Guests Given Monogrammed Plastic Bottles To Urinate In During Ceremony
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June 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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I'm on a bus from Montreal to Boston and my bus driver is singing out loud to her Playlist over a Bluetooth speaker. Only 3 more hours to go! #fml
June 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I'm on a bus from Montreal to Boston and my bus driver is singing out loud to her Playlist over a Bluetooth speaker. Only 3 more hours to go! #fml
Probably true.
Target Scales Back Pride Section To Single T-Shirt Saying They’d Do A Threesome With A Girl For Their Boyfriend’s Birthday
Target Scales Back Pride Section To Single T-Shirt Saying They’d Do A Threesome With A Girl For Their Boyfriend’s Birthday
MINNEAPOLIS—Responding to conservative backlash over a large selection of offerings for the month of June, Target announced Friday that they would scale back their gay pride section to a single t-shir...
theonion.com
June 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Probably true.
Artificial intelligence when I was a kid.
May 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Artificial intelligence when I was a kid.
Probably true.
May 2, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Probably true.
Move that you've watched more than 6 times.
April 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Move that you've watched more than 6 times.
DEAD.
April 23, 2025 at 5:21 AM
DEAD.
Probably true.
April 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Probably true.
Reposted by Timothy Atchison
Probably true.
Pete Hegseth Calls For Steep Cuts To Number Of Steps In AA Recovery
Pete Hegseth Calls For Steep Cuts To Number Of Steps In AA Recovery
WASHINGTON—Lambasting the current program as wasteful, bloated, and entirely unnecessary, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth called for steep cuts Monday to the number of steps in the Alcoholics Anonymous...
theonion.com
March 31, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Probably true.
So this kid got 15 years for the same thing Pete Hegseth did.
Seems legit.
Pentagon leaker Jack Teixeira sentenced to 15 years in prison for violating espionage act www.cbsnews.com/news/pentago...
Seems legit.
Pentagon leaker Jack Teixeira sentenced to 15 years in prison for violating espionage act www.cbsnews.com/news/pentago...
Pentagon leaker Jack Teixeira sentenced to 15 years in prison for violating Espionage Act
Jack Teixeira admitted he illegally posted sensitive military information in online chat rooms.
www.cbsnews.com
March 30, 2025 at 1:54 AM
So this kid got 15 years for the same thing Pete Hegseth did.
Seems legit.
Pentagon leaker Jack Teixeira sentenced to 15 years in prison for violating espionage act www.cbsnews.com/news/pentago...
Seems legit.
Pentagon leaker Jack Teixeira sentenced to 15 years in prison for violating espionage act www.cbsnews.com/news/pentago...
I thought this was an @theonion.com article.
January 31, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I thought this was an @theonion.com article.