Tim Bennett
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Tim Bennett
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I'm sorta like a lion's cage. Babe, it's time we give something new a try. Let's see about this ham.
And of course there'd be the performers, so a Klingon named General Motog would come out and yell at you while you're enjoying your Wrap of Khan and Holy Onion Rings of Betazed, which you wash down with your fishbowl of Warp Core Breach
December 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Reposted by Tim Bennett
December 24, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Tonight, when the guy in the dark robes who only communicates in pointing shows up, I'll have him point to my cause of death and then I simply won't do that. If I do this every year, boom, now I'm immortal and can continue to be evil and rich
December 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Hi, I'm Medium Tim who also did NOT die
December 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM