H. Mungus, Esq
timdalf.bsky.social
H. Mungus, Esq
@timdalf.bsky.social
there's nothing of value here, move along
I can always tell how much I am going to like a person based on their opinion of Megan fox and also which movie they think she's hottest in.
May 24, 2025 at 12:15 AM
milquetoast more like milf toast
May 2, 2025 at 12:38 AM
why do you only caramelize oniones why not more things like potato
May 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
chicky strips on a wednesdsy fuuuuuck yea
April 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
mutuals do this
April 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
real Peteposting hours
April 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I forgot bluesky was a thing my bad I'm back to ruin your feed
April 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Reposted by H. Mungus, Esq
Doug
March 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
if you got a fat ass and anxiety hmu
April 19, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I hate the term free with ads. it's not free you're taking my time.
February 28, 2025 at 5:51 AM
quickly seeming like a year we lose a lot of beloved celebs and I would rather it be a year we lose a lot of hated ceos
February 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I think the stray cats peed on my tire. I'm counting this as a step forward in their trust
February 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
thot tubbin'
February 23, 2025 at 6:19 AM
heavy are the balls that bear the shaft 😌
February 22, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Reposted by H. Mungus, Esq
Just collecting these summons at this point 🥴
December 9, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Reposted by H. Mungus, Esq
Amazon MGM Studios has confirmed that in the next James Bond film Bond will be fully nude in the iconic title sequence. “You will see James Bond’s penis” said a spokesperson. “James Bond will be shooting at you with his penis out”
February 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I took a big dookie and my air purifier kicked on to shame me
February 21, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I've been feeding the local stray cats. they don't trust me yet, but soon...
February 21, 2025 at 2:08 AM