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Stairs 🏠 etc.

I post my weird shit here so my real life can stay normal!

‪I've been using em and en dashes for years. If you think good grammar is the product of AI, then you are the idiot that AI is replacing.
OPEN YOUR THIRD EYE AND YOU'LL KNOW IT TO BE TRUE

THE GOVERNMENT IS LYING TO YOU. DON'T TAKE TYLENOL AND VACCINES. EARTH IS A SQUARE. THEY'RE COMING FOR YOUR GUNS. BUY MORE GUNS. FIGHT SANTA.
December 3, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I mean maybe I'm a little behind.
December 1, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I know how to reboot this 30-year-old show now.
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
You can still do that with:

[Ctrl] + [Shift] + [V]
or
Right-click, Paste as Plain Text (sometimes it's an icon)
November 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Why the hell is Copilot in Windows Notepad?
Why can you change your fonts in Notepad?
Why is there spellcheck in Notepad?
Why are there tabs in Notepad?
Why does it take longer to open Notepad now?
Why is Notepad linked to my Microsoft account?

WHAT THE HELL IS NOTEPAD ANYMORE
November 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Wait

It does that without using a slow-as-shit interpreter?

holy shit

HOLY SHIT
November 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I knew RAM prices were getting bad, but holy fucking shit

Here's the 2x16GB DDR4 I got almost a year ago
November 19, 2025 at 4:13 AM
November 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Noam Chomsky being identified in the Epstein files came out of left field.

But nothing hurts more than not making this joke first.
November 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Can't imagine why BC United opposed Gunn from joining them. jfc
November 16, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Aaron Gunn you stupid fuck, that period included vacation cashouts for staff members' unused PTO at end of fiscal. You bigoted fucking moron.

This is just a poorly sourced article trying to conflate "personal" with "personnel" by illiterate dipshits like your supporters.

Fuck you.
November 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
November 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
November 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
November 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
You made me realize how cheap rent was in 2013.
November 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
November 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Thanks for the societal decline you fucking troglodytes. Not that you can hear me with you heads so far up your asses.
November 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
You've blocked me, but I'm happy to rebut despite your leaning on my self-deprecation.
You don't get to bypass CFIA regulations by failing to report infection for months, continue further non-compliance, an expect to avoid culling because enough time has gone by. FS standards are here for a reason.
November 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Oh c'mon Angela, things were just getting good
November 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Fuck it. If they don't get finished, I still get paid.
November 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
November 4, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Look at this shit. I might breach 30¢ per pot now, but still a pretty guilt-free indulgence when you brew at home for literal pennies.
November 4, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Been a long time since I got to have one of these
November 4, 2025 at 2:27 AM
How is Don Cherry still alive?
November 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
October 30, 2025 at 11:20 AM