ScreenDrift
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Stairs 🏠 etc.
I post my weird shit here so my real life can stay normal!
I've been using em and en dashes for years. If you think good grammar is the product of AI, then you are the idiot that AI is replacing.
I post my weird shit here so my real life can stay normal!
I've been using em and en dashes for years. If you think good grammar is the product of AI, then you are the idiot that AI is replacing.
OPEN YOUR THIRD EYE AND YOU'LL KNOW IT TO BE TRUE
THE GOVERNMENT IS LYING TO YOU. DON'T TAKE TYLENOL AND VACCINES. EARTH IS A SQUARE. THEY'RE COMING FOR YOUR GUNS. BUY MORE GUNS. FIGHT SANTA.
THE GOVERNMENT IS LYING TO YOU. DON'T TAKE TYLENOL AND VACCINES. EARTH IS A SQUARE. THEY'RE COMING FOR YOUR GUNS. BUY MORE GUNS. FIGHT SANTA.
December 3, 2025 at 3:01 AM
OPEN YOUR THIRD EYE AND YOU'LL KNOW IT TO BE TRUE
THE GOVERNMENT IS LYING TO YOU. DON'T TAKE TYLENOL AND VACCINES. EARTH IS A SQUARE. THEY'RE COMING FOR YOUR GUNS. BUY MORE GUNS. FIGHT SANTA.
THE GOVERNMENT IS LYING TO YOU. DON'T TAKE TYLENOL AND VACCINES. EARTH IS A SQUARE. THEY'RE COMING FOR YOUR GUNS. BUY MORE GUNS. FIGHT SANTA.
Man the proximity to "let them eat cake" that these people keep getting to ought to make them nervous.
Duffy: "We've asked Americans to bring their better selves, to bring the civility back to travel. To say please and thank you ... maybe not wear pajamas or slippers on the airplane."
December 2, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Man the proximity to "let them eat cake" that these people keep getting to ought to make them nervous.
This is like in The Expanse where the streaming version forgot to include the scene introducing Cotyar Ghazi's character.
Suddenly this spy shows up that we're all expected to know, and we had no idea that during a mission he was responsible for Avasarala's son's death. And no one fixed this. >:(
Suddenly this spy shows up that we're all expected to know, and we had no idea that during a mission he was responsible for Avasarala's son's death. And no one fixed this. >:(
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 3:34 PM
This is like in The Expanse where the streaming version forgot to include the scene introducing Cotyar Ghazi's character.
Suddenly this spy shows up that we're all expected to know, and we had no idea that during a mission he was responsible for Avasarala's son's death. And no one fixed this. >:(
Suddenly this spy shows up that we're all expected to know, and we had no idea that during a mission he was responsible for Avasarala's son's death. And no one fixed this. >:(
I mean maybe I'm a little behind.
December 1, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I mean maybe I'm a little behind.
I started work at 6:00 AM but I wasn't really ready to do anything until 12:50 PM.
December 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I started work at 6:00 AM but I wasn't really ready to do anything until 12:50 PM.
I cleaned my car yesterday, which I'd been putting off since May. Probably procrastinating due to depression or something, so it feels really good to finally have it done.
checking on other unwell posters to gauge today's level of wellness
December 1, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I cleaned my car yesterday, which I'd been putting off since May. Probably procrastinating due to depression or something, so it feels really good to finally have it done.
Bitch, when we have to work two jobs just to afford the necessities, what the hell did you think was going to happen.
People nowadays are reluctant to stay out late. Is it killing nightlife? | CBC Radio
With people socializing differently, prioritizing health and watching their spending, nighttime businesses and advocates say they’re trying to bring new energy to the after-dark economy.
www.cbc.ca
November 30, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Bitch, when we have to work two jobs just to afford the necessities, what the hell did you think was going to happen.
She reaches to unfasten your belt
Finds out you wear clip-on suspenders
Puts her clothes back on and leaves
Finds out you wear clip-on suspenders
Puts her clothes back on and leaves
November 28, 2025 at 4:08 PM
She reaches to unfasten your belt
Finds out you wear clip-on suspenders
Puts her clothes back on and leaves
Finds out you wear clip-on suspenders
Puts her clothes back on and leaves
There is a significant number of Canadian immigrants joining the CAF these days. Their motivation is often solely to give back to the country that's provided them so much. Unlike the US, you need to have your citizenship before applying.
Fuck populist xenophobia.
Fuck populist xenophobia.
Military family inspired these young Canadians to enlist | CBC News
Against a backdrop of increased tensions with the U.S. and dismal labour prospects for young Canadians, some students are looking to the military for their future careers. They tell CBC News why the C...
www.cbc.ca
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
There is a significant number of Canadian immigrants joining the CAF these days. Their motivation is often solely to give back to the country that's provided them so much. Unlike the US, you need to have your citizenship before applying.
Fuck populist xenophobia.
Fuck populist xenophobia.
Maybe when you're gambling on a combat theatre where children are getting killed because a more powerful nation is illegally annexing them—you should step back and consider how outrageously ghoulish you are.
DraftKings: How much for 5,000+ African children dying from famine this week?
DraftKings: How much for 5,000+ African children dying from famine this week?
your 14yr old nephew is addicted to at least 4 different gambling apps on his phone where he's actively betting daily on the outcome of individual skirmishes in a real life war happening on the other side of the globe
November 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Maybe when you're gambling on a combat theatre where children are getting killed because a more powerful nation is illegally annexing them—you should step back and consider how outrageously ghoulish you are.
DraftKings: How much for 5,000+ African children dying from famine this week?
DraftKings: How much for 5,000+ African children dying from famine this week?
And so I wake in the morning and I step outside
And I take a deep breath and I get real high
And I scream from the top of my lungs
"I'm gonna cum"
And I take a deep breath and I get real high
And I scream from the top of my lungs
"I'm gonna cum"
November 27, 2025 at 5:20 AM
And so I wake in the morning and I step outside
And I take a deep breath and I get real high
And I scream from the top of my lungs
"I'm gonna cum"
And I take a deep breath and I get real high
And I scream from the top of my lungs
"I'm gonna cum"
I know how to reboot this 30-year-old show now.
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I know how to reboot this 30-year-old show now.
The reason he doesn't have enough ball room is because he's too fat for his pants.
Trump wants his ballroom to be nearly twice the size of the White House itself. 90,000 sq. ft vs existing (post-destruction of East Wing) 55,000. Gift link.
wapo.st/4prs3HI
wapo.st/4prs3HI
Trump wants a bigger White House ballroom. His architect disagrees.
The president and James McCrery had argued in recent weeks over the project’s size, with Trump pushing him to expand the ballroom.
wapo.st
November 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The reason he doesn't have enough ball room is because he's too fat for his pants.
Google is just an ad company, and it's been this way for quite some time.
November 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Google is just an ad company, and it's been this way for quite some time.
*Whew* that was a fucking awesome sleep. I'm in my 40's, I gotta stop doin' shit that I could get away with in my 20's.
Oh god I just got tagged for a 2.5 hr drive after work. I've been awake for 32 hrs I'm gunna dieeeeee
Pulled an all-nighter last night to finish some job stuff done, and hoooo boy it's gonna be a slog at work this morning.
Push yoself for dem dollahs, bruv
Push yoself for dem dollahs, bruv
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
*Whew* that was a fucking awesome sleep. I'm in my 40's, I gotta stop doin' shit that I could get away with in my 20's.
Oh god I just got tagged for a 2.5 hr drive after work. I've been awake for 32 hrs I'm gunna dieeeeee
Pulled an all-nighter last night to finish some job stuff done, and hoooo boy it's gonna be a slog at work this morning.
Push yoself for dem dollahs, bruv
Push yoself for dem dollahs, bruv
November 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Oh god I just got tagged for a 2.5 hr drive after work. I've been awake for 32 hrs I'm gunna dieeeeee
Hhoooollleeeyyy shit, I can already tell the caffeine migraine is gonna kill me in a couple days.
Pulled an all-nighter last night to finish some job stuff done, and hoooo boy it's gonna be a slog at work this morning.
Push yoself for dem dollahs, bruv
Push yoself for dem dollahs, bruv
November 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Hhoooollleeeyyy shit, I can already tell the caffeine migraine is gonna kill me in a couple days.
Why the hell is Copilot in Windows Notepad?
Why can you change your fonts in Notepad?
Why is there spellcheck in Notepad?
Why are there tabs in Notepad?
Why does it take longer to open Notepad now?
Why is Notepad linked to my Microsoft account?
WHAT THE HELL IS NOTEPAD ANYMORE
Why can you change your fonts in Notepad?
Why is there spellcheck in Notepad?
Why are there tabs in Notepad?
Why does it take longer to open Notepad now?
Why is Notepad linked to my Microsoft account?
WHAT THE HELL IS NOTEPAD ANYMORE
November 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Why the hell is Copilot in Windows Notepad?
Why can you change your fonts in Notepad?
Why is there spellcheck in Notepad?
Why are there tabs in Notepad?
Why does it take longer to open Notepad now?
Why is Notepad linked to my Microsoft account?
WHAT THE HELL IS NOTEPAD ANYMORE
Why can you change your fonts in Notepad?
Why is there spellcheck in Notepad?
Why are there tabs in Notepad?
Why does it take longer to open Notepad now?
Why is Notepad linked to my Microsoft account?
WHAT THE HELL IS NOTEPAD ANYMORE
Pulled an all-nighter last night to finish some job stuff done, and hoooo boy it's gonna be a slog at work this morning.
Push yoself for dem dollahs, bruv
Push yoself for dem dollahs, bruv
November 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Pulled an all-nighter last night to finish some job stuff done, and hoooo boy it's gonna be a slog at work this morning.
Push yoself for dem dollahs, bruv
Push yoself for dem dollahs, bruv
Uh what the fuck, what do you mean the Season Finale of Last Week Tonight already happened.
I ain't following HBO's social media. Just tell us in the show like always you weenies.
I ain't following HBO's social media. Just tell us in the show like always you weenies.
November 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Uh what the fuck, what do you mean the Season Finale of Last Week Tonight already happened.
I ain't following HBO's social media. Just tell us in the show like always you weenies.
I ain't following HBO's social media. Just tell us in the show like always you weenies.
Eh, it's been a while. Might as well have a Saturday chuckle.
Just a daily reminder:
Charlie Kirk is not only dead, he died in one of the most ironic ways possible.
Charlie Kirk is not only dead, he died in one of the most ironic ways possible.
November 23, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Eh, it's been a while. Might as well have a Saturday chuckle.
I have failed at everything that I have set out to do and have now fallen into a line of work that I haven't really warmed up to yet but is paying the bills and I don't suck at it.
November 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I have failed at everything that I have set out to do and have now fallen into a line of work that I haven't really warmed up to yet but is paying the bills and I don't suck at it.
Who knew that facebook spambots can't drive
Members of the Ostrich Convoy FB group are wondering why no farmers showed up to a so-called "farmers protest"
pressprogress.ca/leaders-of-c...
pressprogress.ca/leaders-of-c...
November 22, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Who knew that facebook spambots can't drive
Maybe the F35 is actually the best in-service stealth aircraft of all time.
November 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Maybe the F35 is actually the best in-service stealth aircraft of all time.