Mike Pence should be forced to carry his Presidential campaign to term.

In ten years I know what biopic will win Bradley Cooper his Best Actor award

Pretty cool life update I passed the bar

A guy in my office always sends emails where the first line is tabbed over three times. I don’t know why

my boss: what on earth are you wearing?

me (wearing only a toga): look I know it’s after Labor Day but they don’t come in other colors

Lauren Boebert’s date when the Beetlejuice overture ends

Actually, Gravedigger is the driver and the truck is the monster

I swear officer that invite code isn’t mine