Timminy Cricket
@timminycricket.bsky.social
Middle-aged father of two boys; CMT; I was a nerd before nerd was cool. Overly-opinionated, but trying to change that. The rent is too damn high.
"I can shit in a box and mark it guaranteed" or whatever Tommy Boy said
October 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
"I can shit in a box and mark it guaranteed" or whatever Tommy Boy said
Definitely go hand. Neck still looks trashy
October 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Definitely go hand. Neck still looks trashy
It looks like it.
October 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
It looks like it.
That cardigan is the best
October 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
That cardigan is the best
Girls love it when you fool of a Took!
I'm not so sure about this
I'm not so sure about this
October 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Girls love it when you fool of a Took!
I'm not so sure about this
I'm not so sure about this
I almost replied with "There can be only one!"
September 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I almost replied with "There can be only one!"
BEST HOROSCOPE EVER
September 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
BEST HOROSCOPE EVER
I'll bite. I'm a pisces
September 27, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I'll bite. I'm a pisces
I'd advise him against saying the quiet part out loud, but his supporters have been actively ignoring the obvious flaws this whole time
September 22, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I'd advise him against saying the quiet part out loud, but his supporters have been actively ignoring the obvious flaws this whole time
Blub. The fish goes blub. The real question?
What the fox say?
What the fox say?
September 22, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Blub. The fish goes blub. The real question?
What the fox say?
What the fox say?