Timmmmmmmm
@timmmmmmmm.bsky.social
Moderate Handsome, Adult Human Man. Johnny No Mates. Leader.
Laminate the cereal between layers three folds. Last fold, put the soft caramels in, laminate down again. Slice into strips, twist, bake.
December 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Laminate the cereal between layers three folds. Last fold, put the soft caramels in, laminate down again. Slice into strips, twist, bake.
They don’t have mayor Linda Hamilton to tell them they’re dumb pieces of crap.
December 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
They don’t have mayor Linda Hamilton to tell them they’re dumb pieces of crap.
Pavement punk has always been one of my least favorite fashion trends
December 7, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Pavement punk has always been one of my least favorite fashion trends
A fleet of kei trucks, then.
December 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM
A fleet of kei trucks, then.
You could get everyone Subaru Brats.
December 7, 2025 at 2:18 AM
You could get everyone Subaru Brats.
You guys need to carpool. Or just have guys drives. Just have a shared party bus for partying and being cool dudes.
December 7, 2025 at 2:15 AM
You guys need to carpool. Or just have guys drives. Just have a shared party bus for partying and being cool dudes.
Hold on. Cars are HOW MUCH NOW?
December 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Hold on. Cars are HOW MUCH NOW?
I don’t fight anymore, but it’s times like these I have to ask myself…why?
December 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I don’t fight anymore, but it’s times like these I have to ask myself…why?
Is their entire meat department an actual by the numbers loss leader now?
December 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Is their entire meat department an actual by the numbers loss leader now?
What’s the per pound?
December 6, 2025 at 9:04 PM
What’s the per pound?
You can make up anything if you use your imagination. Books are great for that.
December 6, 2025 at 5:58 AM
You can make up anything if you use your imagination. Books are great for that.
She was besparkled in her heart, I’m sure. It’s like we’re not even trying anymore.
December 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
She was besparkled in her heart, I’m sure. It’s like we’re not even trying anymore.
Come on. It’s the world.
December 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Come on. It’s the world.
Oooh besparkled Stanley you do too much.
December 5, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Oooh besparkled Stanley you do too much.
I was going for a clean getaway.
December 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I was going for a clean getaway.
Every show would be made better with the addition of David Correos.
a man with a beard wearing a blue shirt with flowers on it
ALT: a man with a beard wearing a blue shirt with flowers on it
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December 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Every show would be made better with the addition of David Correos.
Oh bc I’m watching love island. You’d be mad though because there are two kiwi bombshells who are boring as grey paint
December 5, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Oh bc I’m watching love island. You’d be mad though because there are two kiwi bombshells who are boring as grey paint
Are you watching Love Island too?
December 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Are you watching Love Island too?
My theory is that every time any one of them is onscreen, they are who you are watching. A hydra of them is the most dangerous creature
December 5, 2025 at 1:06 AM
My theory is that every time any one of them is onscreen, they are who you are watching. A hydra of them is the most dangerous creature
Tilda Swinton, kathy bates, Viola Davis, Ginger Rogers, Rosie Perez
December 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Tilda Swinton, kathy bates, Viola Davis, Ginger Rogers, Rosie Perez
Add him to the fucking list.
December 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Add him to the fucking list.
Gimme 70s Columbo. I’ve been on a kick lately and every one of those from that era has a legendary guest star. I like the one with Ruth Gordon
December 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Gimme 70s Columbo. I’ve been on a kick lately and every one of those from that era has a legendary guest star. I like the one with Ruth Gordon