Timmmmmmmm
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Timmmmmmmm
@timmmmmmmm.bsky.social
· Nov 30
It lives here now!
#turnitup
#turnitup
Now when I’m in need of a good day, I can just watch this and it makes me smile. You, come on by and take a gander. The best thing for the day.
Gucci Mane - Lemonade (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Gucci Mane
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December 8, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I’m here to tell you that one excellent way to celebrate our escape from the imperialist British regime for thanksgiving is to bastardize the coronation chicken salad recipe by using leftover turkey.
December 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I’m here to tell you that one excellent way to celebrate our escape from the imperialist British regime for thanksgiving is to bastardize the coronation chicken salad recipe by using leftover turkey.
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Quixote, it's me, I'm Sancho, I've come home, I'm so co-o-o-old, let me in-a your windmill
December 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Quixote, it's me, I'm Sancho, I've come home, I'm so co-o-o-old, let me in-a your windmill
Really disheartening to find that the kids at work do not know who Dirt McGirt is.
December 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Really disheartening to find that the kids at work do not know who Dirt McGirt is.
Ope. On the hunt for a ham today.
December 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Ope. On the hunt for a ham today.
I read this message as shouted in the voice of Craig Finn.
oh hey william f buckley, what you’re looking for is a time machine to stop your parents from meeting—god speed, we all need this for you for the good of humanity
In 1987 Family Computing magazine asked “computer-using celebrities” what they wanted for Christmas. Julia Child wanted a potion that taught her MS-DOS. Steve Wozniak would like a girlfriend. Robin Williams said he’d “like to be able to jack in directly.” And Todd Rundgren needed a laser printer.
November 30, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I read this message as shouted in the voice of Craig Finn.
"It's the coleslaw that throws some people off--that cool creamy salad sitting on a bed of hot chili and sausage may seem discordant. But the creaminess of the slaw complements the savory chili and the salty fatty sausage well." Dog Days: Carolina-Style Hot Dogs
Dog Days: Carolina-Style Hot Dogs
It's the coleslaw that throws some people off--that cool creamy salad sitting on a bed of hot chili and sausage may seem discordant. But the creaminess of the slaw complements the savory chili and the salty fatty sausage well.
www.sandwichtribunal.com
November 30, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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When I was a teenager I knew someone who was in an all fat Fugazi cover band called Fatguyzi
November 28, 2025 at 4:15 AM
When I was a teenager I knew someone who was in an all fat Fugazi cover band called Fatguyzi
My least favorite aunt and her new boyfriend came to Thanksgiving today.
November 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
My least favorite aunt and her new boyfriend came to Thanksgiving today.
“But tim, you’re not hosting Thanksgiving!”
I just like to share.
I just like to share.
November 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
“But tim, you’re not hosting Thanksgiving!”
I just like to share.
I just like to share.
NYTimes pitchbot: The world wasn’t ready for Chris Gaines, but thirty years on, his son is hitting the scene by storm. Say hello to Mr. Fantasy.
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
NYTimes pitchbot: The world wasn’t ready for Chris Gaines, but thirty years on, his son is hitting the scene by storm. Say hello to Mr. Fantasy.
I did not yell at anyone this Thanksgiving. The closest I came was chastising a bro for trying to ask ChatGPT how to cook a turkey. In front of me, a butcher. Thanksgiving week.
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I did not yell at anyone this Thanksgiving. The closest I came was chastising a bro for trying to ask ChatGPT how to cook a turkey. In front of me, a butcher. Thanksgiving week.
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Computer, cook whole turkey
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Computer, cook whole turkey
In case you’re wondering who wins Thanksgiving… Grace. Grace wins thanksgiving.
Happy Thanksgiving! Look on my works, ye mighty... and DESPAIR!
November 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
In case you’re wondering who wins Thanksgiving… Grace. Grace wins thanksgiving.
I saw a delivery to a local bagel place come off a truck and they had a case of yams. Does anyone make sweet potato cream cheese?
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I saw a delivery to a local bagel place come off a truck and they had a case of yams. Does anyone make sweet potato cream cheese?
Let’s celebrate Thanksgiving 1970s-style, by watching Martin Scorsese’s concert documentary of the last performance by The Band (or at least the Band with Robbie Robertson still part of it).
Episode 212 - The Last Waltz
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Episode 212 - The Last Waltz
sites.libsyn.com/398906/episo...
November 26, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Yesterday at work almost broke me for physical labor. I hope today works better for distribution of turkeys, etc. it bears repeating: if you are going to the store today, be patient. Be nice to your retail workers, and if you haven’t planned out your meal, be prepared to get what you get.
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Yesterday at work almost broke me for physical labor. I hope today works better for distribution of turkeys, etc. it bears repeating: if you are going to the store today, be patient. Be nice to your retail workers, and if you haven’t planned out your meal, be prepared to get what you get.
Also, you’re going to the store this week. I know you are. Be nice to your butchers or I’ll fucking yell at you.
November 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Also, you’re going to the store this week. I know you are. Be nice to your butchers or I’ll fucking yell at you.
Chicago remains undefeated.
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 22, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Chicago remains undefeated.
My last day off before Thanksgiving and I am spending it passing Chestnut cremeux through a sieve.
November 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
My last day off before Thanksgiving and I am spending it passing Chestnut cremeux through a sieve.
Let the holiday Turkening begin. Are you in possession of a frozen turkey? Start maneuvering space for it in your fridge to thaw starting today.
November 21, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Let the holiday Turkening begin. Are you in possession of a frozen turkey? Start maneuvering space for it in your fridge to thaw starting today.
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"it’s designed so that you might not even get to try some of these recipes unless you happen to be in the right region at the right time with the right people. We don't have to have access to everything, just because we want it"
hell yeah, excited to read this one
hell yeah, excited to read this one
Sean Sherman's 'Turtle Island' is no ordinary cookbook.
Meet the Writers, Chefs, Foragers, and Photographers who Helped Bring Sean Sherman’s ‘Turtle Island’ To Life - Racket
A dynamic Twin Cities team helped create Sherman’s latest cookbook.
racketmn.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
"it’s designed so that you might not even get to try some of these recipes unless you happen to be in the right region at the right time with the right people. We don't have to have access to everything, just because we want it"
hell yeah, excited to read this one
hell yeah, excited to read this one
Twin Cities, Raleigh/Durham, Charlotte: Yes, whistles are still good as a deterrent, but this is an actual time you can dress up your best “want to speak to a manager” voice for good. Karen, Chad? Can’t believe I’m saying this. Good to see you again.
November 18, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Twin Cities, Raleigh/Durham, Charlotte: Yes, whistles are still good as a deterrent, but this is an actual time you can dress up your best “want to speak to a manager” voice for good. Karen, Chad? Can’t believe I’m saying this. Good to see you again.