Tim Oldland
@timoldland.bsky.social
Owner of Bespoke Chargers. Design engineer specialising the field of EV infrastructure and also write about cars. “Pompous windbag”
So as you’re exiting the bus you smile at them, and jizz? That’s…. erm…. yeah.
November 12, 2025 at 9:31 PM
So as you’re exiting the bus you smile at them, and jizz? That’s…. erm…. yeah.
Clearly coming from some inbred hick brown water with twigs in drinking dumbfuck with no taste buds.
November 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Clearly coming from some inbred hick brown water with twigs in drinking dumbfuck with no taste buds.
I guarantee that they’ll be one of those people who will come towards you passing parked cars leaving 2.5m gap from them, but be 23mm from your wing mirror.
November 11, 2025 at 10:32 AM
I guarantee that they’ll be one of those people who will come towards you passing parked cars leaving 2.5m gap from them, but be 23mm from your wing mirror.
Incredible event, amazing work 👏
November 11, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Incredible event, amazing work 👏
Eleven L’s. Takes the piss 😂
November 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Eleven L’s. Takes the piss 😂
THEY'RE CLEARLY HOT DOG LAUNCHERS ANTHONY
November 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
THEY'RE CLEARLY HOT DOG LAUNCHERS ANTHONY
Yeah, the fact that you write ‘IRL social contacts’ tells me everything I need to know. Get off the internet and take a walk to where actual humans are.
November 10, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Yeah, the fact that you write ‘IRL social contacts’ tells me everything I need to know. Get off the internet and take a walk to where actual humans are.
You just described evolution. You gargantuan shitbiscuit.
November 10, 2025 at 10:40 AM
You just described evolution. You gargantuan shitbiscuit.
Sign me up. As soon as I get dementia or Alzheimer’s get me in that murder pod and see me off.
November 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Sign me up. As soon as I get dementia or Alzheimer’s get me in that murder pod and see me off.
Oh look another terminally dull person whose entire life is meaningless without alcohol.
November 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Oh look another terminally dull person whose entire life is meaningless without alcohol.
I remember when I were a lad, watching the fireworks on bonfire night was one of the coldest experiences a human could endure. Even in t’north we brought out The Big Coat, woolly hat, scarf and gloves. 14°C here tonight. Not concerning at all…
November 8, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I remember when I were a lad, watching the fireworks on bonfire night was one of the coldest experiences a human could endure. Even in t’north we brought out The Big Coat, woolly hat, scarf and gloves. 14°C here tonight. Not concerning at all…
It already has - care homes. £1500 a week is not uncommon, that’ll rip through their wealth soon enough.
November 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
It already has - care homes. £1500 a week is not uncommon, that’ll rip through their wealth soon enough.
@a1goy.bsky.social I know you’re a fellow shiny headed sci-fi nerd, are you Trek adjacent? If so - look at this amazingness!
November 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
@a1goy.bsky.social I know you’re a fellow shiny headed sci-fi nerd, are you Trek adjacent? If so - look at this amazingness!
HOLY SHIT!!! The minifigs! THE FREAKING MINIFIGS!!!
November 6, 2025 at 4:51 PM
HOLY SHIT!!! The minifigs! THE FREAKING MINIFIGS!!!
You've failed the 'too fucking stupid to order a Dominos' test.
Have a think about that for a moment. Not too long though, it'll clearly tax your tiny brain.
Have a think about that for a moment. Not too long though, it'll clearly tax your tiny brain.
November 6, 2025 at 10:17 AM
You've failed the 'too fucking stupid to order a Dominos' test.
Have a think about that for a moment. Not too long though, it'll clearly tax your tiny brain.
Have a think about that for a moment. Not too long though, it'll clearly tax your tiny brain.
There’s a massive difference, given the practice of pre-registering cars. Vauxhall dealers pre-registered 1000’s of Corsas last year, so they showed up in the stats, but they aren’t technically sold until they go to an actual customer. Registration vs sale.
November 6, 2025 at 9:51 AM
There’s a massive difference, given the practice of pre-registering cars. Vauxhall dealers pre-registered 1000’s of Corsas last year, so they showed up in the stats, but they aren’t technically sold until they go to an actual customer. Registration vs sale.
They continued making them in Brazil right up to I think the mid-2010’s
November 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
They continued making them in Brazil right up to I think the mid-2010’s
Just to clarify, this is also not true. For some reason my daughter decided to bend down to take the pic 🤷♂️
November 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Just to clarify, this is also not true. For some reason my daughter decided to bend down to take the pic 🤷♂️
Sadly not, my wife is just 3ft tall.
November 3, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Sadly not, my wife is just 3ft tall.
