Tim Platt
@timplatt.bsky.social
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check out -my debut comedy album TEETH LIKE BEAK on all platforms! -Pride & Prejudice: OOPS ALL MARYS on substack - RUDE TALES OF MAGIC & OH THESE THOSE STARS OF SPACE wherever you get podcasts
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for the sticklers out there: Mickey.

to the ticklers out there: hehehehehe
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I’ve got TWO WORDS that’ll solve
ALL Y’ALL’S PROBLEMS
and it ain’t
“The Bible”
Or
“Gluten Free”!
check this:
Micky Skywalker.

You can thank me anytime now😎
timplatt.bsky.social
Me To The Word Mattress:
“Lose the extra T, honey. I mess you up too much when you’re like that.”

The Word Mattress To Me:
“You👏need 👏 medication! 👏 stop 👏 pretending 👏!!!!”

Me, in Response:
“I EXERCISE”
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being gentle and kind
shouldn’t be controversial.
*i* shouldn’t be controversial!
and yet…here we are *facepalmemoji*
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Gentleness Beats Masculine Madness ANY Day Of The Week!!
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you know what? Let’s see…
I bet SOME of y’all are ready
for some GENTLE COMEDY
timplatt.bsky.social
you know what? Let’s see…
I bet SOME of y’all are ready
for some GENTLE COMEDY
timplatt.bsky.social
I don’t think y’all ready for
GENTLE Comedy
to take center stage!!!
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it would do me a great honor if you watched the table read for CHRONICLES OF TREVOR, the pilot i wrote with Phil Jamesson that has been described as a "business manager isekai"

ft. Demi Adejuyigbe, Josh Gondelman, Michael Longfellow, Natalie Walker, Ike Ufomadu, Dina Hashem, Tim Platt, & Eli Yudin
CHRONICLES OF TREVOR w/ Demi Adejuyigbe, Michael Longfellow, Josh Gondelman & more!
YouTube video by Chronicles of Trevor
www.youtube.com
timplatt.bsky.social
This was so fun!
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it would do me a great honor if you watched the table read for CHRONICLES OF TREVOR, the pilot i wrote with Phil Jamesson that has been described as a "business manager isekai"

ft. Demi Adejuyigbe, Josh Gondelman, Michael Longfellow, Natalie Walker, Ike Ufomadu, Dina Hashem, Tim Platt, & Eli Yudin
CHRONICLES OF TREVOR w/ Demi Adejuyigbe, Michael Longfellow, Josh Gondelman & more!
YouTube video by Chronicles of Trevor
www.youtube.com
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rudetales.bsky.social
Hearing scattered reports that this episode is TOO NICE.
We deeply apologize if this affected you, the most special person in the world- someone who enjoys our podcasts *and* follows us on social media. You are the true heroes 🥹
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🎄😎🔥NICE TALES OF FRIENDSHIP🔥😎🎄

Episode 800: Christmas Comes but Once a Summer!
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linus is my favorite peanut
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sally is the funniest peanut
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I like how mean peanuts be
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linus is my favorite peanut
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sally is the funniest peanut
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if I have to start an email with
“my apologies” ONE more time
I’m gonna flip the eff—-
actually? no.
I like being someone who
knows when he’s wrong.
I like being the person
who gets forgiven.
I like being, well, me!
Logging off, guvnah!
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Kindness is so fucking jawsome!
I love this episode
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🎄😎🔥NICE TALES OF FRIENDSHIP🔥😎🎄

Episode 800: Christmas Comes but Once a Summer!
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🎄😎🔥NICE TALES OF FRIENDSHIP🔥😎🎄

Episode 800: Christmas Comes but Once a Summer!
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hellocullen.bsky.social
the left needs their own hamburglar
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The Pacific Rim couple
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this is now TONIGHT (due to how time works) caveat.nyc/events/chron...
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added a really cool guest to the live show I'm doing next Saturday in NYC! Phil and I wrote a fantasy pilot script and we've got all these great people reading it live on stage. I think it's gonna be super fun and if you live in the area you should come caveat.nyc/events/chron...
DEMI ADEJUYIGBE
as 
"GURGLE THE GOBLIN"

SEPTEMBER 27 at CAVEAT