Woolly
@timwoolworth.bsky.social
I apologize in advance-I've been hit in the head too many times.
Largest oil reserves in S. America: Venezuela (trying to justify an attack)
Largest oil reserves in Africa: Nigeria (just attacked)
Notice a pattern?
Largest oil reserves in Africa: Nigeria (just attacked)
Notice a pattern?
December 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Largest oil reserves in S. America: Venezuela (trying to justify an attack)
Largest oil reserves in Africa: Nigeria (just attacked)
Notice a pattern?
Largest oil reserves in Africa: Nigeria (just attacked)
Notice a pattern?
He was a right-leaning centrist, but dammit, he was eloquent and presidential. He did not serve self-interest and put the people first.
His policies remain questionable.
How we went from this to 45 is the whiplash we’ll never get over as a country.
His policies remain questionable.
How we went from this to 45 is the whiplash we’ll never get over as a country.
December 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
He was a right-leaning centrist, but dammit, he was eloquent and presidential. He did not serve self-interest and put the people first.
His policies remain questionable.
How we went from this to 45 is the whiplash we’ll never get over as a country.
His policies remain questionable.
How we went from this to 45 is the whiplash we’ll never get over as a country.
I never make fun of people for their looks, but goose/gander and such:
Melanie is 5’11” Trump is 6’3”
Melania’s left arm and neck airbrushed
Melania’s rt eye is higher, lft nostril & jawline much bigger (rt side facelift?)
Trumps rt hand bruising airbrushed
No smiles for the American people?
Melanie is 5’11” Trump is 6’3”
Melania’s left arm and neck airbrushed
Melania’s rt eye is higher, lft nostril & jawline much bigger (rt side facelift?)
Trumps rt hand bruising airbrushed
No smiles for the American people?
December 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I never make fun of people for their looks, but goose/gander and such:
Melanie is 5’11” Trump is 6’3”
Melania’s left arm and neck airbrushed
Melania’s rt eye is higher, lft nostril & jawline much bigger (rt side facelift?)
Trumps rt hand bruising airbrushed
No smiles for the American people?
Melanie is 5’11” Trump is 6’3”
Melania’s left arm and neck airbrushed
Melania’s rt eye is higher, lft nostril & jawline much bigger (rt side facelift?)
Trumps rt hand bruising airbrushed
No smiles for the American people?
Ho Ho holy shit this is ridiculous.
December 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Ho Ho holy shit this is ridiculous.
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Even BILL CLINTON is saying he doesn’t care if the full release of the files implicates Bill Clinton. Amazing.
Bill Clinton releasing a statement saying 'release the Epstein files, you cowards' was not on my bingo list.
December 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Even BILL CLINTON is saying he doesn’t care if the full release of the files implicates Bill Clinton. Amazing.
Our local Doggy Daycare sent her home today with a signed Christmas card and a holiday photo.
I was in the process of lifting the photo to post here when Maris decided it would be a good snack.
Her timing is impeccable.
I was in the process of lifting the photo to post here when Maris decided it would be a good snack.
Her timing is impeccable.
December 22, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Our local Doggy Daycare sent her home today with a signed Christmas card and a holiday photo.
I was in the process of lifting the photo to post here when Maris decided it would be a good snack.
Her timing is impeccable.
I was in the process of lifting the photo to post here when Maris decided it would be a good snack.
Her timing is impeccable.
Trump will put his name on anything.
December 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Trump will put his name on anything.
Hunter S Thompson wrote this one week after 9/11.
Gen Z inherited a world that will never be equitable for them.
Gen Z inherited a world that will never be equitable for them.
December 22, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Hunter S Thompson wrote this one week after 9/11.
Gen Z inherited a world that will never be equitable for them.
Gen Z inherited a world that will never be equitable for them.
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Thank you my friend!! 💙
I don't know how you do it but I may be temporarily out of gas (not the farty kind). 🤣
An important message as usual, I think this meme fits - great riff on Zoolander. Have a great night. 😀
I don't know how you do it but I may be temporarily out of gas (not the farty kind). 🤣
An important message as usual, I think this meme fits - great riff on Zoolander. Have a great night. 😀
December 22, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Thank you my friend!! 💙
I don't know how you do it but I may be temporarily out of gas (not the farty kind). 🤣
An important message as usual, I think this meme fits - great riff on Zoolander. Have a great night. 😀
I don't know how you do it but I may be temporarily out of gas (not the farty kind). 🤣
An important message as usual, I think this meme fits - great riff on Zoolander. Have a great night. 😀
I saw this and laughed so hard. The Shinigami’s job is made so easy.
December 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I saw this and laughed so hard. The Shinigami’s job is made so easy.
Remember Q? Remember pizzagate?
45 would save all the adolescent girls from paedo dems?
Yet we see 47 & Epstein, over and over. All the diehard white nights during 45 are quiet. Real quiet.
Almost like they realize Q was wacko garbage that MAGA was very, very wrong about who the baddies are.
45 would save all the adolescent girls from paedo dems?
Yet we see 47 & Epstein, over and over. All the diehard white nights during 45 are quiet. Real quiet.
Almost like they realize Q was wacko garbage that MAGA was very, very wrong about who the baddies are.
December 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Remember Q? Remember pizzagate?
45 would save all the adolescent girls from paedo dems?
Yet we see 47 & Epstein, over and over. All the diehard white nights during 45 are quiet. Real quiet.
Almost like they realize Q was wacko garbage that MAGA was very, very wrong about who the baddies are.
45 would save all the adolescent girls from paedo dems?
Yet we see 47 & Epstein, over and over. All the diehard white nights during 45 are quiet. Real quiet.
Almost like they realize Q was wacko garbage that MAGA was very, very wrong about who the baddies are.
The richest 10% now receive 53% of global income and own 75% of all wealth, yet inequality alone does not cause unrest. A study of 120 countries (1996–2020) shows it becomes politically destabilizing only when internet use exceeds 50% of the population by increasing information and coordination.
December 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
The richest 10% now receive 53% of global income and own 75% of all wealth, yet inequality alone does not cause unrest. A study of 120 countries (1996–2020) shows it becomes politically destabilizing only when internet use exceeds 50% of the population by increasing information and coordination.
At least 16 files disappeared from the Justice Department webpage for documents related to Jeffrey Epstein - including a photograph showing President Donald Trump less than a day after they were posted, with no explanation from the government and no notice to the public.
apnews.com/article/rele...
apnews.com/article/rele...
At least 16 files have disappeared from the DOJ webpage for documents related to Jeffrey Epstein
The Justice Department’s webpage for documents related to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein is missing at least 16 of its files a day after they were released.
apnews.com
December 21, 2025 at 12:10 AM
At least 16 files disappeared from the Justice Department webpage for documents related to Jeffrey Epstein - including a photograph showing President Donald Trump less than a day after they were posted, with no explanation from the government and no notice to the public.
apnews.com/article/rele...
apnews.com/article/rele...
I generally consider myself intelligent.
I will not admit to the fact that I just fought for two hours with an OXO twist and pour salad dressing spinner from 2021.
As an old model, the shape of the bottle is ridiculously difficult to line the threads up.
I lost and I feel defeated.
I will not admit to the fact that I just fought for two hours with an OXO twist and pour salad dressing spinner from 2021.
As an old model, the shape of the bottle is ridiculously difficult to line the threads up.
I lost and I feel defeated.
December 20, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I generally consider myself intelligent.
I will not admit to the fact that I just fought for two hours with an OXO twist and pour salad dressing spinner from 2021.
As an old model, the shape of the bottle is ridiculously difficult to line the threads up.
I lost and I feel defeated.
I will not admit to the fact that I just fought for two hours with an OXO twist and pour salad dressing spinner from 2021.
As an old model, the shape of the bottle is ridiculously difficult to line the threads up.
I lost and I feel defeated.
Did anyone honestly think that this wasn’t going to happen?
Seriously.
The President still says the files are so damaging to Democrats, yet they haven’t been released in full yet.
Only an idiot can’t put 2+2 together; but then again, MAGA divides by zero.
Seriously.
The President still says the files are so damaging to Democrats, yet they haven’t been released in full yet.
Only an idiot can’t put 2+2 together; but then again, MAGA divides by zero.
December 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Did anyone honestly think that this wasn’t going to happen?
Seriously.
The President still says the files are so damaging to Democrats, yet they haven’t been released in full yet.
Only an idiot can’t put 2+2 together; but then again, MAGA divides by zero.
Seriously.
The President still says the files are so damaging to Democrats, yet they haven’t been released in full yet.
Only an idiot can’t put 2+2 together; but then again, MAGA divides by zero.
My new shirt design arrived today so I could test the new eco materials. It is a design that is satire about American gun culture.
This postcard also arrived today.
The universe has jokes, and done are a gut punch.
This postcard also arrived today.
The universe has jokes, and done are a gut punch.
December 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
My new shirt design arrived today so I could test the new eco materials. It is a design that is satire about American gun culture.
This postcard also arrived today.
The universe has jokes, and done are a gut punch.
This postcard also arrived today.
The universe has jokes, and done are a gut punch.
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We feed birds.
This includes putting out in shell peanuts three times a day for the blue jays.
Most of those goobers go to squirrels.
It’s 21 Fahrenheit right now with 24/38 winds.
This fox squirrel is cold, and judging by his crossed arms, peeved that it’s not feeding time yet.
This includes putting out in shell peanuts three times a day for the blue jays.
Most of those goobers go to squirrels.
It’s 21 Fahrenheit right now with 24/38 winds.
This fox squirrel is cold, and judging by his crossed arms, peeved that it’s not feeding time yet.
December 19, 2025 at 5:06 PM
We feed birds.
This includes putting out in shell peanuts three times a day for the blue jays.
Most of those goobers go to squirrels.
It’s 21 Fahrenheit right now with 24/38 winds.
This fox squirrel is cold, and judging by his crossed arms, peeved that it’s not feeding time yet.
This includes putting out in shell peanuts three times a day for the blue jays.
Most of those goobers go to squirrels.
It’s 21 Fahrenheit right now with 24/38 winds.
This fox squirrel is cold, and judging by his crossed arms, peeved that it’s not feeding time yet.
I just figured out that I might just be a basic bro.
The pumpkin spice bagels from Costco are tasty. What other pumpkin spice yummies have I missed out on?
The pumpkin spice bagels from Costco are tasty. What other pumpkin spice yummies have I missed out on?
December 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I just figured out that I might just be a basic bro.
The pumpkin spice bagels from Costco are tasty. What other pumpkin spice yummies have I missed out on?
The pumpkin spice bagels from Costco are tasty. What other pumpkin spice yummies have I missed out on?
Our household has one income since my injuries three years ago. That income is funded by an NIH grant my wife worked over two decades to earn.
This admin is the fraying strand of hair suspending the Sword of Damocles over all the sciences - and our household.
theconversation.com/this-year-ne...
This admin is the fraying strand of hair suspending the Sword of Damocles over all the sciences - and our household.
theconversation.com/this-year-ne...
‘This year nearly broke me as a scientist’ – US researchers reflect on how 2025’s science cuts have changed their lives
US science lost a great deal in 2025, including tens of billions of dollars of federal funding, entire research agencies and programs, and a generation of researchers.
theconversation.com
December 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Our household has one income since my injuries three years ago. That income is funded by an NIH grant my wife worked over two decades to earn.
This admin is the fraying strand of hair suspending the Sword of Damocles over all the sciences - and our household.
theconversation.com/this-year-ne...
This admin is the fraying strand of hair suspending the Sword of Damocles over all the sciences - and our household.
theconversation.com/this-year-ne...
A $1,776 payment to 1.45 million service people.
This doesn't look like a bribe pleading fot them to back his illegal domestic and foreign use of their services in the slightest.
This doesn't look like a bribe pleading fot them to back his illegal domestic and foreign use of their services in the slightest.
December 18, 2025 at 2:57 AM
A $1,776 payment to 1.45 million service people.
This doesn't look like a bribe pleading fot them to back his illegal domestic and foreign use of their services in the slightest.
This doesn't look like a bribe pleading fot them to back his illegal domestic and foreign use of their services in the slightest.
That's our President.
Humble as ever, never taking responsibility as it's always someone else's fault - every time.
It's what winning looks like, bigly.
Did I saying “winning?”
Oops.
I meant “whinging.”
Humble as ever, never taking responsibility as it's always someone else's fault - every time.
It's what winning looks like, bigly.
Did I saying “winning?”
Oops.
I meant “whinging.”
December 18, 2025 at 2:42 AM
That's our President.
Humble as ever, never taking responsibility as it's always someone else's fault - every time.
It's what winning looks like, bigly.
Did I saying “winning?”
Oops.
I meant “whinging.”
Humble as ever, never taking responsibility as it's always someone else's fault - every time.
It's what winning looks like, bigly.
Did I saying “winning?”
Oops.
I meant “whinging.”