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Bri 👅
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All my friends are heathens, make it so. |-/ 🖖🏼

(He/Him)
January 18, 2026 at 5:30 AM
He’s the one guy I’ve seen who actually got the rude label by being a jackass.
January 18, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Because half of you lives in Brazil now.
January 17, 2026 at 4:22 AM
“Hey guys, I just got hired at Walmart!”

*runs over six kids with a forklift*
January 17, 2026 at 2:21 AM
IF YOU’RE DUMB ENOUGH TO BUY A NEW CAR THIS WEEKEND…
January 16, 2026 at 6:14 AM
I love how the bullet points make it look like, “Here, let me lay those attacks out for you.”
January 15, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I don’t have high hopes for this, but if it is good, I’ll probably be even more pissed off.
January 15, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Reposted by Bri 👅
i believe the photographer who is taking the photo is Christopher Katsarov of the Canadian Press, and here is his photo
January 11, 2026 at 8:18 PM