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Bri 👅
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All my friends are heathens, make it so. |-/ 🖖🏼

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The real revolution in Bob Dylan going electric at Newport in 1965 had to do with the length of his live shows. With the wood stove-powered Dylan, the coal fired Dylan, or the Dylan run on leaded gasoline, concerts could go only 20 minutes before the coughing drowned him out.
December 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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American Canto paperback cover
December 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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yes hello i am play the game. as child of this household
December 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Potato Olés from Taco John's
Name your fav way to eat potatoes
December 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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and Tiny Tim, who was NOT high,
these edibles ain’t shit
December 25, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Fun Christmas fact: It hurts when I go pee.
December 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
WHAT
[Vintage VHS] Fitness After Sixty: (Tape 1) Introduction, Featuring Steve Michalik : 447s
December 24, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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Beethoven's 2nd Movie Release Promo ABC/WEWS 5 1993-12-08 : 19s
December 24, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes twinks
December 24, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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When you’ve gone to this place, it’s time to just admit your only interest in antisemitism is claiming it doesn’t exist
December 24, 2025 at 3:45 AM
My friend who owns a battery factory asked me to come up with a cool name for the company, and I think I came up with a real winner. Also, I love inhaling gasoline.
December 23, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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looking for a last minute gift at williams sonoma
December 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I reposted some misplaced skepticism earlier and it turns out those documents were poorly redacted. My bad.
December 23, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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I just found out there's a guy on here who namesearches Elvis Presley and will show up to scold you if you ask questions about how old Elvis Presley's wife was when they met
December 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now
December 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Head of CBS news
December 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Goodbye, Windex!
December 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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a solid 25% of generative ai responses are "how would tom waits answer this question"
Google Gemini Pro: please generate a map of the western united states showing cities of over 250K population
December 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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it’s so annoying that i have to know what so many stupid incurious and hateful bigoted people are up to all the time. i shouldn’t even have to know what a “bari weiss” is.
December 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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KKK-Pop Demon Hunters (2025)
December 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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When I’m definitely heartbroken about my husband’s murder 4 months ago and I don’t want people to suspect me of being involved.
December 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Diogenes fucking with terfs
December 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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December 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM