I JUST WON THE TINY SWORD COMPETITION HOSTED AT THE TINY HOUSE I OWN IN THE TINY FOREST THAT NOBODY ELSE IS ALLOWED IN AND HONESTLY NOW I CAN SAY THAT I AM THE BEST TINY SWORD EVER (also probably my last tiny sword competition I'll host, sorry losers)

I hate to say ‘I told you so’ but… I told you so.

Seven years ago:

Get rid of this ridiculous “boys club” called DOGE. Stealing from the poor and vets is unconscionable. 😡

Beautiful day in Chicago at the Tesla dealership, site of last week’s 75-astride cop protectorate. Random St. Patrick’s day drunks are rooting on the protestors between bar hops.

i literally cannot fathom how weak minded democrats have to be in order to continue to let america fall into democracy-ending territory and be like "we should wear pink"

there are nearly 0 politicians in this country who actually care about anybody that makes less than 100k a year

chuck schumer is a coward. the democrats have failed this nation.

Hey chat, how do I get my coworkers to stop yapping at me

It’s time

Kendrick the Hero every sword dreams of working with

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

they can take over the entire country but they can never actually be cool and it will eat at them forever

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate

Kendrick: actually

I WHOLEHEARTEDLY support Pete Buttigieg running for Michigan Senator Gary Peters' 2026 vacated seat.

hey wait a minute, this is the bad place

if you pull me from a stone i'll give you a kiss