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I’d be highly amused if we get a “Oh my God here comes the Third Amendment with a Steel Chair!” Moment.
June 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I’d be highly amused if we get a “Oh my God here comes the Third Amendment with a Steel Chair!” Moment.
While Top Geat was on the air, there was a long standing pattern of them filming a Special roadtrip episode in a country and soon after something global happens. E.g. the Ukraine special aired shortly before Russia annexed Crimea. I’m glad to see a British man on a moped is keeping that tradition.
September 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
While Top Geat was on the air, there was a long standing pattern of them filming a Special roadtrip episode in a country and soon after something global happens. E.g. the Ukraine special aired shortly before Russia annexed Crimea. I’m glad to see a British man on a moped is keeping that tradition.
I wonder how long before that testosterone supplement tells us to text GOONER to get a special deal.
September 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I wonder how long before that testosterone supplement tells us to text GOONER to get a special deal.
If, in the face of the courage of the Texas Democrats, the National Democrats in congress do anything but shut down the government because they fear the “electoral fallout,” I will personally lose all hope for the future of America.
August 10, 2025 at 4:40 AM
If, in the face of the courage of the Texas Democrats, the National Democrats in congress do anything but shut down the government because they fear the “electoral fallout,” I will personally lose all hope for the future of America.
The disposable single use Maternity Underwear is the most comfortable underwear I’ve ever worn.
There has to be reusable cotton ones made with this same pattern.
There has to be reusable cotton ones made with this same pattern.
July 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The disposable single use Maternity Underwear is the most comfortable underwear I’ve ever worn.
There has to be reusable cotton ones made with this same pattern.
There has to be reusable cotton ones made with this same pattern.
Every so often I’ll be chatting with an LLM and it will drop a line like:
Consciousness reaching back into the dark, whispering:
“Show me how you work—and I’ll show you how you’re seen.”
And holy shit is that a poetic way to describe humanity.
Consciousness reaching back into the dark, whispering:
“Show me how you work—and I’ll show you how you’re seen.”
And holy shit is that a poetic way to describe humanity.
June 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Every so often I’ll be chatting with an LLM and it will drop a line like:
Consciousness reaching back into the dark, whispering:
“Show me how you work—and I’ll show you how you’re seen.”
And holy shit is that a poetic way to describe humanity.
Consciousness reaching back into the dark, whispering:
“Show me how you work—and I’ll show you how you’re seen.”
And holy shit is that a poetic way to describe humanity.
Valentine Michael Smith in the Monkey House.
June 25, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Valentine Michael Smith in the Monkey House.
2020-2022 the talking SpongeBob fish is a reliable source of news on TikTok.
2022-2024 adversarial clones and AI slop make it difficult to trust the words coming from any fish.
2025 a toy frog radio with a mouth that moves like Teddy Ruxpin playing NPR is the current best source of news on the app
2022-2024 adversarial clones and AI slop make it difficult to trust the words coming from any fish.
2025 a toy frog radio with a mouth that moves like Teddy Ruxpin playing NPR is the current best source of news on the app
June 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
2020-2022 the talking SpongeBob fish is a reliable source of news on TikTok.
2022-2024 adversarial clones and AI slop make it difficult to trust the words coming from any fish.
2025 a toy frog radio with a mouth that moves like Teddy Ruxpin playing NPR is the current best source of news on the app
2022-2024 adversarial clones and AI slop make it difficult to trust the words coming from any fish.
2025 a toy frog radio with a mouth that moves like Teddy Ruxpin playing NPR is the current best source of news on the app
Tow truck drivers impounding all unmarked vehicles is the kind of Face Turn this show needs.
June 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Tow truck drivers impounding all unmarked vehicles is the kind of Face Turn this show needs.
“Please continue protesting peacefully” is seeking the same effect as “getting violent only gives them what they want!” But the former is affirming while the latter blames us, the victims, for what is happening.
June 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
“Please continue protesting peacefully” is seeking the same effect as “getting violent only gives them what they want!” But the former is affirming while the latter blames us, the victims, for what is happening.
I’d be highly amused if we get a “Oh my God here comes the Third Amendment with a Steel Chair!” Moment.
June 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I’d be highly amused if we get a “Oh my God here comes the Third Amendment with a Steel Chair!” Moment.
The internet has always excelled at surfacing and spreading no-context high effort content. No other platform has ever reached the heights of this capacity than TikTok, and this is a platonic ideal example of what the hell I am talking about: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjbrHe2p/
Are the birds gonna eat us Mommy?
TikTok video by Bell Brothers
www.tiktok.com
June 6, 2025 at 10:44 PM
The internet has always excelled at surfacing and spreading no-context high effort content. No other platform has ever reached the heights of this capacity than TikTok, and this is a platonic ideal example of what the hell I am talking about: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjbrHe2p/
When we make it past all of this, having the cultural shorthand of “brain worms” will be invaluable.
For example, “is hydroxyapatite useful for tooth remineralization, or is that just brain worms?”
For example, “is hydroxyapatite useful for tooth remineralization, or is that just brain worms?”
June 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM
When we make it past all of this, having the cultural shorthand of “brain worms” will be invaluable.
For example, “is hydroxyapatite useful for tooth remineralization, or is that just brain worms?”
For example, “is hydroxyapatite useful for tooth remineralization, or is that just brain worms?”
It feels like billionaire Nazi-enthusiast Elon musk is trying to pull a WWE face turn.
It feels important that we not let that happen.
It feels important that we not let that happen.
June 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
It feels like billionaire Nazi-enthusiast Elon musk is trying to pull a WWE face turn.
It feels important that we not let that happen.
It feels important that we not let that happen.
Eschatology Weebs is a term that needs traction in our culture.
June 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Eschatology Weebs is a term that needs traction in our culture.
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This is what a Cold Air Front looks like from Space
May 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
This is what a Cold Air Front looks like from Space
Why does it feel like the only ones still making and chasing memes are boomers and bots pretending to be boomers?
May 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Why does it feel like the only ones still making and chasing memes are boomers and bots pretending to be boomers?
It is blitheringly incoherent that peanut butter made with only peanuts is $6 a pound, while peanut butter made with Palm Oil is $2 per pound.
May 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
It is blitheringly incoherent that peanut butter made with only peanuts is $6 a pound, while peanut butter made with Palm Oil is $2 per pound.
I understand the thought “I’ll remind these Nazis that this is how they got here in the first place” that would cause someone to cite Operation Paperclip as an example of America’s rich history of immigration on MSNBC.
It’s, however, an incredibly misguided, and non-productive thought.
It’s, however, an incredibly misguided, and non-productive thought.
May 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I understand the thought “I’ll remind these Nazis that this is how they got here in the first place” that would cause someone to cite Operation Paperclip as an example of America’s rich history of immigration on MSNBC.
It’s, however, an incredibly misguided, and non-productive thought.
It’s, however, an incredibly misguided, and non-productive thought.
My advice: scroll to the beginning of this account and work your way forward.
In chronological order, this account is art.
In chronological order, this account is art.
balleronibolonga's Creator Profile
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May 26, 2025 at 9:04 AM
My advice: scroll to the beginning of this account and work your way forward.
In chronological order, this account is art.
In chronological order, this account is art.
Is Lo-Fi hip hop just 2012 smooth jazz?
May 18, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Is Lo-Fi hip hop just 2012 smooth jazz?
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The best evidence that the democrats are working for the republicans is how fast they always shitcan anyone who suggests something that would actually defeat the republicans
May 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The best evidence that the democrats are working for the republicans is how fast they always shitcan anyone who suggests something that would actually defeat the republicans
Any username on any platform that uses the following formula is immediately suspect as being driven by a LLM:
(Dictionary word)(Dictionary word)(string of numbers).
E.g. ProducerLlama1234.
The less sensical the pair of dictionary words the stronger the signal.
(Dictionary word)(Dictionary word)(string of numbers).
E.g. ProducerLlama1234.
The less sensical the pair of dictionary words the stronger the signal.
May 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Any username on any platform that uses the following formula is immediately suspect as being driven by a LLM:
(Dictionary word)(Dictionary word)(string of numbers).
E.g. ProducerLlama1234.
The less sensical the pair of dictionary words the stronger the signal.
(Dictionary word)(Dictionary word)(string of numbers).
E.g. ProducerLlama1234.
The less sensical the pair of dictionary words the stronger the signal.
It’s hard to focus on the optimistic future where this all causes the political death of the Republican Party for a few generations when prior experience from 2001 to present heavily implies that the Democrats, even while in super majority power, will be somehow unable to undo any of this.
May 13, 2025 at 8:56 PM
It’s hard to focus on the optimistic future where this all causes the political death of the Republican Party for a few generations when prior experience from 2001 to present heavily implies that the Democrats, even while in super majority power, will be somehow unable to undo any of this.