Tragic Kingdom is one of my favorite albums of all time. Just a Girl used to be my go to karaoke song (the call was coming from inside the house 😂)

Tragic indeed 😭

The MAGA fall of Gwen Stefani kills me 😭

Oh god the metal of my harness is so coooooold 😂

This happened on a non-ftm night. But yeah, fair 🤪

I will never forget the guy who came up to me in Steamworks, pointed to my tdick, and asked "Is it a disorder?" 🤦🏻‍♂️

The amount of cis men who ask stupid ass trans 101 questions while they fuck me is astounding

Or treat me as their therapist as they start panicking about if enjoying a vagina means they're not actually gay

Like... Even if you're thinking these things, keep them inside your head??

Launching Chicago's hottest new gay dance party in my living room tonight: Cat Weed Disco

Or were you talking about the fact that ZA is an unimaginative, ugly piece of crap and it's absurd that DLC is out already and that it's an outrageous $30

I haaaaate the themes in ZA

The plot is that... Mega corps, rich people, the mob, police, and vigilante karate masters need to work together? What??

The one faction who don't help you or have a humazing plot are the angry everyday people of Lumiose who have no say in their changing city

Truly we need to delete the apps and go back to the days of some wise elder playing matchmaker

Like I want to push aside a beaded curtain and ask a tribunal of Chicago Dom Daddy, Lucy Stoole, and Irregular Girl which Boystown fag they think is right for me

Do I get one of my drag Queen friends to just host a spoof version of this at a bar?

I don't want to be sold to the highest bidder at a date auction. I want a dozen queers clamoring for me and I select my favorite

Yeah, it's a real mindfuck. Wish I knew what to tell you, it hurts me a lot too 😢

Not just you. I swear transmascs are never their priority... I also have 0 reliable fwb who I can actually get to come fuck me in a bed, despite them clearly having fun with me if we happen to cross paths in a dark room. There's always a hundred cis men they'll reach out to first 🙃

Extra thicc conjoined twin mozzarella stick 🥵🥵🥵