🏠: Chicago
I hope when I die this gets put in an LGBTQ history museum 😂💖
I hope when I die this gets put in an LGBTQ history museum 😂💖
How do you dress slutty when it's 4 degrees out? 🥶
How do you dress slutty when it's 4 degrees out? 🥶
We have so much more to share; stay tuned for more updates soon!
I've grown tired of paying $30 to be ignored by cis gay men and stand in line for a bathroom forever because people are slow at doing bumps
I can play disco music at home 🙃
I've grown tired of paying $30 to be ignored by cis gay men and stand in line for a bathroom forever because people are slow at doing bumps
I can play disco music at home 🙃
-not opting to be an organ donor
-drunk driving
-bringing unnecessary personal beef onto social media
-preferring mined diamonds over lab grown (unless vintage/secondhand)
-only friends with people they’d fuck
-not opting to be an organ donor
-drunk driving
-bringing unnecessary personal beef onto social media
-preferring mined diamonds over lab grown (unless vintage/secondhand)
-only friends with people they’d fuck
Yes I'm the real Eagle
All you other Chicago Eagles are just imitating
So won't the real Eagle please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up
Yes I'm the real Eagle
All you other Chicago Eagles are just imitating
So won't the real Eagle please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up
Wish my favorite queer community event didn't start at 10pm on Sunday night 😭
Wish my favorite queer community event didn't start at 10pm on Sunday night 😭
I have PV and Market Days. Now I just need Fire Island and Folsom, and I collect all the gay infinity stones ✊
I have PV and Market Days. Now I just need Fire Island and Folsom, and I collect all the gay infinity stones ✊
"Is it condition?"
Me: 🤣🤦🏻♂️ No, I'm trans
Him: ...?
Me: I was born female
Him: *continued confused look*
Me: I used to be a girl but now I'm a boy
Him: But how
Me: Testosterone makes it grow
Him: 😮🤯🤔😳
"Is it condition?"
Me: 🤣🤦🏻♂️ No, I'm trans
Him: ...?
Me: I was born female
Him: *continued confused look*
Me: I used to be a girl but now I'm a boy
Him: But how
Me: Testosterone makes it grow
Him: 😮🤯🤔😳
"Good boy... or whatever"
I appreciate the effort to be inclusive but 😂😂😂
"Good boy... or whatever"
I appreciate the effort to be inclusive but 😂😂😂
It's simple, but comes with a half hour unskippable dialog about how The Little Mermaid is a trans allegory
Glad I've finally become part of your world, faggots 🥲
It's simple, but comes with a half hour unskippable dialog about how The Little Mermaid is a trans allegory
Glad I've finally become part of your world, faggots 🥲
Transphobe traitors gtfo out Market Days
Transphobe traitors gtfo out Market Days
I'm doomed
I'm doomed