tired trans🚬
tiredtrans.bsky.social
tired trans🚬
@tiredtrans.bsky.social
🔞 Yet another leftist neurodivergent trans slut 🏳️‍⚧️ Former 🚬 hag slowly becoming a hairy muscle daddy
🏠: Chicago
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Next 2 NTHN was fantastic last night. I feel healed by being around so many trans people 🥺
December 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
In an attempt to create the most magical tboy artifact in existence, I got @noahwaybabes.bsky.social to add his autograph alongside Gottmik's on my Steamworks card

I hope when I die this gets put in an LGBTQ history museum 😂💖
December 14, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Really struggling to figure out what to wear to Next to NTHN tonight

How do you dress slutty when it's 4 degrees out? 🥶
December 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
A trans music and art festival in Chicago?!? Amazing, something to look forward to next year
We need your support in these first days; please throw the festival a follow over at @bloomtown.lgbt , and sign up for email updates at our website, bloomtown.lgbt

We have so much more to share; stay tuned for more updates soon!
Bloomtown Coming Soon
bloomtown.lgbt
December 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I'm not hunting for a Horse Meat Disco ticket unless someone explicitly tells me they were looking forward to seeing me there

I've grown tired of paying $30 to be ignored by cis gay men and stand in line for a bathroom forever because people are slow at doing bumps

I can play disco music at home 🙃
December 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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things that make me think less of someone in a slight yet irreversible way:
-not opting to be an organ donor
-drunk driving
-bringing unnecessary personal beef onto social media
-preferring mined diamonds over lab grown (unless vintage/secondhand)
-only friends with people they’d fuck
December 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Starting to think the only way I'm going to find a boyfriend is whenever mainstream media decides it's ready for the unhinged shenanigans of a transmasc bisexual Bachelor
December 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Back on my 3am post-Smartbar White Castle pipeline
October 25, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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chicago is under a federally funded terrorist attack and we are just supposed to ignore it, keep walking, go to work & shut up
October 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Happy Horse Meat Disco 🐴🥩🪩
October 25, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I'm the Chicago Eagle

Yes I'm the real Eagle

All you other Chicago Eagles are just imitating

So won't the real Eagle please stand up

Please stand up

Please stand up
September 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I hate my new job because I can't go to Queen anymore

Wish my favorite queer community event didn't start at 10pm on Sunday night 😭
September 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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New York City is just a suburb of Chicago
September 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Off to Ptown for the first time!

I have PV and Market Days. Now I just need Fire Island and Folsom, and I collect all the gay infinity stones ✊
August 30, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Finally, the autoerotic asphyxiation Pokémon we've all been waiting for
Serebii Picture: Official render for Mega Victreebel www.serebii.net
August 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
During Market Days, an older gay with a thick accent came up to me, pointed at my tdick, and asked,

"Is it condition?"

Me: 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️ No, I'm trans
Him: ...?
Me: I was born female
Him: *continued confused look*
Me: I used to be a girl but now I'm a boy
Him: But how
Me: Testosterone makes it grow
Him: 😮🤯🤔😳
August 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM
"but seriously, what's the tea on the boots pasta table" I cry as they wheel me off to the hospital to check if I've had a stroke
August 14, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I can't stop laughing about the Market Days moment when a very hot daddy, with complete earnesty, sexily whispered into my ear:

"Good boy... or whatever"

I appreciate the effort to be inclusive but 😂😂😂
August 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
My transmasc Ari(el) lewk for Bump tonight may be my favorite one ever

It's simple, but comes with a half hour unskippable dialog about how The Little Mermaid is a trans allegory

Glad I've finally become part of your world, faggots 🥲
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ALT: a close up of a cartoon girl with red hair
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August 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Can't get out of bed for a noon gay brunch one block from me, but I'm somehow supposed to make it to beach afters tonight? I'm too old for Market Days 😂
August 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Someone kick this guy in the nuts and see how much he likes balls now

Transphobe traitors gtfo out Market Days
August 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Merry Fagmas Eve, Chicago
August 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Time for my yearly prayer that I will not be the only trans guy at Market Days
August 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
It's the Monday *before* Market Days and I'm already exhausted

I'm doomed
August 4, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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If you don't want to get spit at while driving a cybertruck, stop driving a cybertruck
February 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM