I've never seen NIMBY so clearly illustrated

I've lived in my neighborhood for 19 years. I was in the RS presidency and taught gospel doctrine. I left, and every single one of my "friends" from church stopped talking to me. They all walk RIGHT PAST MY HOUSE to get to the building, but I might as well not exist.
But mormons don't shun.

They ARE the bad actors, and they're already abusing this power.

OMGeeeee

Trophy description: A plastic wing-shaped medal that looks like a keychain you’d win from a vending machine. It’s engraved with:

“Keep the Peace. Bring Your Own Carry-On.”

It comes in a velvet pouch… for an additional fee

Official criteria:

Remained calm in situations far more unreasonable than they should be.

Publicly encouraged unity, even when my own shit is a mess.

Willing to accept a virtual award to avoid additional “Retrieval & Handling Fee.”