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In Utah but not OF Utah
Took him long enough!
Mr. Rubio said switching back to Times New Roman would “restore decorum and professionalism to the department’s written work.” Calibri is “informal” when compared to serif typefaces like Times New Roman and “clashes” with the department’s official letterhead. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/u...
Rubio Deletes Calibri as the State Department’s Official Typeface
www.nytimes.com
December 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Dude is auditioning hard for a seat in SLC
December 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Mine went in the trash with grass clippings and used kitty litter. Because they were garbage.
December 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I'd rather parent alone in the wilderness than take advice from an algorithm on how to raise my child. Can you imagine the first time ChatGPT tells a parent to give their baby whiskey for teething or to shake them vigorously to stop their crying?
While sleep deprived?
Someone is going to die.
December 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Ok so not a terrible idea but this guy should be focused on making sure air travel is safe and consumers are protected from predatory airlines. Airport workouts are not a priority for most travelers.
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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They’re genuinely treating him like a make a wish kid
December 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
What about the current embiggification of vehicles on US roads makes him think tiny cars will take off here?
Chairman Mao announces his new state-run transportation plan
December 6, 2025 at 5:44 AM
"criminals"
So people following the rules and/or trying to become citizens.
Immigrant advocates warn of an uptick in enforcement targeting immigrants starting next week at Salt Lake City's U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services office. https://ow.ly/990N50XEvQO
December 6, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Mockler: It's honestly humiliating that other countries are treating our president like a child, like a baby. It's like if I created a peace prize and I gave it to myself. I'm like, I'm just going to keep this medal on all night. Our president is an actual child
December 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Yes, NEEDY!
I'm so tired of everyone around him mollycoddling this giant, petulant child.

He's like Dudley Dursley come to life.
It’s crazy how needy this President is.. 🙄
December 6, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I kinda love this?
Found a dingbat building in Salt Lake. Pretty cool.
December 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
And at least in my state they'll win reelection in a landslide bc there's an R by their name
All these idiots that voted for these cabinet members and are letting them just fuck up EVERYTHING and I mean EVERYTHING..are gonna face the most ridiculously easy to produce campaign attack adds from primary and general election foes..
December 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Stop creeping on people in public with your creepy spy glasses
December 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Representing approximately 15 minutes with of his time.

I'm sure he'll be fine.
The European Commission announced Friday that it was fining Elon Musk, the richest person in the world, for the equivalent of $140 million, saying his company X had breached Europe’s Digital Services Act.

JD Vance, before the fine was even finalized, slammed the commission.
EU fines Elon Musk $140 million for violations of online safety rules. Vance calls it "censorship."
Don’t expect him to face similar hurdles in the US.
www.motherjones.com
December 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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The generation that complained for years about young children getting participation trophies just gave a grown man a soccer peace prize
December 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Person who actually deserves a trophy is the artist who made the FIFA peace prize trophy look like everyone in the entire world holding their head in their hands out of secondhand embarrassment
December 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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BERMAN: Would it be legal for police in Arkansas to kill suspected drug dealers on a boat in a lake?

TOM COTTON: The premise of your question is not well-founded

BERMAN: The answer is no. It would not be legal to kill them.
December 5, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Pleased to announce that I've been awarded The Spirit Airlines “Peace on a Budget” Medal

Presented by: Spirit Airlines Department of Customer Relations & Conflict Mitigation (which is mostly just two people and a clipboard)
December 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Is RFK evil or is his brain scrambled egg?
Either he's intentionally fucking our healthcare so at risk populations will suffer, therefore evil

OR he really believes all the conspiracy theory bullshit because his brain is scrambled egg.

Or maybe he's dumb?
December 5, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The way I gasped when they brought out the medal.
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I'm 24-7 on call tech support for my 75yo dad with thick, calloused working man's hands and an extremely pronounced essential tremor. Even when he can figure out what he's supposed to do, tapping the right thing is next to impossible.
Another huge issue, and I don't think people even know this is a thing, is that just about everything is done with smart phones now. And many (most?) seniors literally cannot work their phones. Signing things, texting, dealing with spam and fraud or even using the basic functions? They're often lost
December 5, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Pretty sure the GOP said developing rural Utah was the solution to the housing crisis. Because low income housing *hours* away from population centers is definitely the way to go.
suwa.org/utah-politic...
December 4, 2025 at 9:08 PM
More like so they wouldn't be eaten by sharks
TRYING TO FLIP” THE BOAT MEANS THE BOAT WAS CAPSIZED AND THEY WERE SHIPWRECKED IN THE WATER.
Q: What did you see in the second strike?

Cotton: "I saw two survivors trying to flip a boat -- loaded with drugs, bound for the United States -- back over, so they could stay in the fight."
December 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Timeline doin' its thing this morning

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December 4, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Current US Policy:

If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
December 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM