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I wear hoodies and like to take naps. 05/04/96
@tisonlytessa on former bird app (rip)
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I keep forgetting that this isn’t my twitter and that I can actually repost the smutty stuff without my normy friends seeing 🤦‍♀️
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Also thinking today about an awkward 7th grade #steveharrington who is on his own for a few weeks because Tommy and Carol caught mono from each other, and Steve hasn't been without at least one of them since kindergarten and he doesn't really know how to be on his own? Tommy and Carol sort of were
February 11, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Tw pregnancy

Thinking about Steve who never bothered to take care of himself. Putting off the doctor and dentist because it didn’t really matter, suffering through illness and injury with a high pain tolerance and the sheer will of care of everyone but himself
February 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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When I see that "adult content" warning label on art posts
a close up of a woman wearing earrings and a headband holding something in her hand
Alt: a blonde woman smugly reaching down and clicking a mouse .
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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February 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Little does Steve know that Chrissy needs a date to fake out her parents because Jason called her a queer freak during their breakup and it got back to her super religious parents. Eddie’s only doing his friend a favor but they have to make it convincing.
Modern high school au where all Steve knows about Eddie’s crush is that they’re a jock. He’s expecting Eddie to ask him to prom any day now, but instead he’s nursing a broken heart when he watches Eddie promposal Chrissy.
February 11, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Modern high school au where all Steve knows about Eddie’s crush is that they’re a jock. He’s expecting Eddie to ask him to prom any day now, but instead he’s nursing a broken heart when he watches Eddie promposal Chrissy.
February 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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a!Eddie is the codependent type of freak to wear o!Steve’s used panties when he misses his mate and the smell of his sloppy wet juicy super soaker 3000

and Steve loves it! he thinks it’s romantic that they share clothes, even if Eddie always rips the delicate lace with his monster cock and knot!!🥰
February 11, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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Omegaverse ruthouses where pampered omegas in need of heat sex pound themselves on top of muzzled and tied up alphas who get frequent ruined orgasms from omegas leaping off before their knots deflate
February 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Redraw of my first ever #steddie art
February 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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And if I said Kas!Eddie……
February 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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more #steddie kisses
February 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Steve being the kind of teen that blows off steam by climbing things he shouldn’t be climbing, always narrowly avoiding arrest cause Callahan’s fast but he’s not /that/ fast.

Climbing the water tower after a blowout fight with his dad only to discover a very high & very freaked out Eddie Munson
February 8, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Steve working at the record shop and Eddie being annoyed that someone who he thinks doesn't know music works there and keeps trying to quizz him only Steve knows his shit about records and music from his mom.

Eddie falls head first in love with the secret music nerd jock Harrington.
February 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Both?
February 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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bun! bun! bun! #strangerthings
February 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Steve Harrington
what do you mean i can’t crawl into your rib cage i thought you liked me
February 9, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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INT. HALLWAY OUTSIDE MAX MAYFIELD'S HOSPITAL ROOM — DAY

NANCY and STEVE both stand, leaning against the wall, exhausted. They are both covered in grime and blood, purpling bruises around their throats. STEVE's is angrier and redder, and bleeding somewhat.

They are both quiet.
February 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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Stephanie gains some weight after graduation.
After torture, kidnapping, beating back an interdimensional beast, witnessing otherworldly possession… it just doesn’t seem like the biggest deal? Her mother obviously would’ve preferred something less grievous to her moral code—like robbery, or murder.
February 7, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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just realized that the symbol for Lulul*mon is an omega…

so salesperson o!Steve wearing ridiculously tight leggings and a crop top to promote the brand

Eddie being a supportive alpha friend and going shopping with o!Chrissy to help her find something that will grab her crush a!Robin’s attention
February 8, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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NSFW D/s

Steve going down on Eddie, sliding his mouth over his warm cock, letting it fill his mouth, looking up and finding Eddie grinning at him. Deft fingers slide into his hair when he tries to lift off, his drool starting to pool, Eddie tsks "Not yet pretty boy," and it makes his dick twitch.
February 9, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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o!Steve gets cut off after high school and ends up working at the slutty wing place, Slickers, where omegas trade short skirts for tips

first time patron wealthy a!Eddie orders the special— the angel tugging nervously at his skirt

Eddie gives Steve more than just a tip… he gives him an entire knot
February 9, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Remember that time, when the little headcanon du jour was Eddie as the Wheeler’s half-brother?

Make it omegaverse, make Karen the alpha. Al kept it quiet, found a new alpha, passed Eddie off as Liz’s.

And Steve figures it out because Eddie and Nancy both inherited Karen’s monster hog.
February 9, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Eddie heals wrong—comes back wrong. He’s taken from his own puddle of blood in an alternate dimension, and when he wakes up it’s sterile white walls and starchy sheets.

He doesn’t recognize anyone, no one will give him any answers.

tw // torture, drugs, death, yk
February 9, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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Steve Harrington googling "How to enlarge nipples," because he overheard Munson talking about his nipple fetish.

Steve buying nipple and breasts pumps and two clamps.

The next time Eddie sees Harrington he's doing a double take at his ample chest and little nips through his polo.
February 9, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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February 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM