When what we all think is going to happen actually does happen, they're absolutely going to pull a "Weekend At Bernie's". No question.

Can someone tell me how to feel about Gavin Newsom? Like, he seems super badass and playing the orange the way he needs to be played. But then I hear he agreed with some manosphere bro or said something off, etc. What's the deal?

I've always felt like I'm pretty clean, but I recently discovered black girl shower-tock and let me just say. We do not deserve black women and owe everything to them.

What’s even worse is that Hegseth leaked that Kim and Hugo got PINNED.

When are they going to realize nobody likes or supports them?

I want off this timeline.

If RFK wants to meaningfully decrease rates of depression, he can support paid family and maternity leave, equal pay for women, universal healthcare, and fully funded public schools.

Stigmatizing medication that treats the mental impact of a country that devalues your existence won’t cut it.

Be mine? Cute.
Be pregnant? My choice.
Deciding if, when, and how to have kids isn’t up for debate—it's a right. 💖

Here's to the girls who stay smart. Aren't they a gas?

Love that the LBJ museum is commemorating the ninth anniversary of George Costanza visiting

Holy shit — vasectomy appointments increased by 1200% after the election.

Republicans thinking the economy is suddenly great is so on brand.

The President of the United States will come into office with his own social media platform.

That, combined with X, means Trump will have turnkey state-run media.

I don’t think the media has fully grasped that yet.