Tim Middleton
@tjmiddleton.bsky.social
Retired and living in Islington | Ulster University 👨🎓|Husband and Dad 👪 | Originally from Southend | Southend United ⚽ | Essex CCC🏏 | Anglican | Labour Party member | adoption | beer 🍺 | travel | cats 😸
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media.tenor.com
December 20, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Does 'minority ethnic' include Wales? Because he hasn't mentioned Nathan Gill yet.
This Reform mayoral candidate just can’t stop questioning minority ethnic politicians’ loyalty to the UK. He’s done it over and over again. Nigel Farage should have sacked him two weeks ago. He must sack him now.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
December 20, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Does 'minority ethnic' include Wales? Because he hasn't mentioned Nathan Gill yet.
Greedy? Of course not...
Tesla CEO Elon Musk recovers $55 billion pay package in Delaware court ruling
Tesla CEO Elon Musk recovers $55 billion pay package in Delaware court ruling
Tesla CEO Elon Musk recovers $55 billion pay package in Delaware court ruling
www.independent.co.uk
December 20, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Greedy? Of course not...
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Don't mess with Sen. Mark Kelly and expect him to take it lying down.
December 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Don't mess with Sen. Mark Kelly and expect him to take it lying down.
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The next time you hear conservatives railing against "handouts for the poor," remind them that we should really be cutting corporate welfare — unnecessary and unwarranted aid for profitable corporations that are dependent on the taxpayer.
December 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The next time you hear conservatives railing against "handouts for the poor," remind them that we should really be cutting corporate welfare — unnecessary and unwarranted aid for profitable corporations that are dependent on the taxpayer.
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The story of Farage and Putin, told by British-Ukrainian soldier Shaun Pinner on a destroyed apartment block in Kyiv.
December 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The story of Farage and Putin, told by British-Ukrainian soldier Shaun Pinner on a destroyed apartment block in Kyiv.
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Post Mortem, by Private Eye’s Richard Brooks, chronicling how the Post Office scandal and cover-up developed and later unravelled, is on sale now at all good bookshops.
➡️ Available at: private-eye.co.uk/books
➡️ Available at: private-eye.co.uk/books
December 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Post Mortem, by Private Eye’s Richard Brooks, chronicling how the Post Office scandal and cover-up developed and later unravelled, is on sale now at all good bookshops.
➡️ Available at: private-eye.co.uk/books
➡️ Available at: private-eye.co.uk/books
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Watch ‘Private Eye - The Year In Review 2025’ on the Eye’s YouTube ⤵️
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Private Eye - The Year In Review 2025
YouTube video by Private Eye Magazine
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December 19, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Watch ‘Private Eye - The Year In Review 2025’ on the Eye’s YouTube ⤵️
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For more jokes and journalism, subscribe to Private Eye today (gift subs also available) ⤵️
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For more jokes and journalism, subscribe to Private Eye today (gift subs also available) ⤵️
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Following the controversy over the edited Trump speech, the BBC has been lambasted for its negative and biased portrayal of the leader of a prominent right-wing government…
An Evening with Private Eye 2025, out now on YouTube.
An Evening with Private Eye 2025, out now on YouTube.
December 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Following the controversy over the edited Trump speech, the BBC has been lambasted for its negative and biased portrayal of the leader of a prominent right-wing government…
An Evening with Private Eye 2025, out now on YouTube.
An Evening with Private Eye 2025, out now on YouTube.
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Maria Shriver, niece of JFK:
He was a man interested in the arts, culture, education, language, history... It is beyond comprehension that the president has sought to rename this great memorial.
C’mon my fellow Americans! Wake up! This is not dignified. This is not funny... It’s downright weird.
He was a man interested in the arts, culture, education, language, history... It is beyond comprehension that the president has sought to rename this great memorial.
C’mon my fellow Americans! Wake up! This is not dignified. This is not funny... It’s downright weird.
December 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Maria Shriver, niece of JFK:
He was a man interested in the arts, culture, education, language, history... It is beyond comprehension that the president has sought to rename this great memorial.
C’mon my fellow Americans! Wake up! This is not dignified. This is not funny... It’s downright weird.
He was a man interested in the arts, culture, education, language, history... It is beyond comprehension that the president has sought to rename this great memorial.
C’mon my fellow Americans! Wake up! This is not dignified. This is not funny... It’s downright weird.
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Fifa's £45 tickets are a disingenuous, desperate attempt to save a World Cup and the regime behind it from humiliation
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Don’t be fooled by Fifa’s £45 World Cup tickets
Yes, there are some cheap tickets now. And no, Fifa have not got any less greedy.
inews.co.uk
December 18, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Fifa's £45 tickets are a disingenuous, desperate attempt to save a World Cup and the regime behind it from humiliation
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This is mental illness.
December 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
This is mental illness.
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Because our politics is in such a terrible place, I think we downplay quite how awful Kemi Badenoch has been.
In any other era the leader of the Conservatives saying 'only migrants commit sex crimes - mass deportations now' would have not just been career ending but would've sunk the whole party
In any other era the leader of the Conservatives saying 'only migrants commit sex crimes - mass deportations now' would have not just been career ending but would've sunk the whole party
December 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Because our politics is in such a terrible place, I think we downplay quite how awful Kemi Badenoch has been.
In any other era the leader of the Conservatives saying 'only migrants commit sex crimes - mass deportations now' would have not just been career ending but would've sunk the whole party
In any other era the leader of the Conservatives saying 'only migrants commit sex crimes - mass deportations now' would have not just been career ending but would've sunk the whole party
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It wouldn't suprise me if this were teue!
December 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
It wouldn't suprise me if this were teue!
www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...
This woman is simply too stupid for words.
This woman is simply too stupid for words.
Badenoch says teaching boys about misogyny shouldn’t be a priority because migrants more dangerous to women and girls – UK politics live
Tory leader dismisses the government’s newly published strategy as a ‘complete distraction’
www.theguardian.com
December 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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This woman is simply too stupid for words.
This woman is simply too stupid for words.
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