I live life with my Crocs in sports mode.😑
March 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I live life with my Crocs in sports mode.😑
they'll chip in for the⚱️if I'm on the clock when it happens, right?🤔
February 11, 2025 at 12:38 AM
they'll chip in for the⚱️if I'm on the clock when it happens, right?🤔
when an octopus feels stress, they want to go into hiding.
me.
I'm the octopus.🐙
me.
I'm the octopus.🐙
January 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
when an octopus feels stress, they want to go into hiding.
me.
I'm the octopus.🐙
me.
I'm the octopus.🐙
some mistakes you make twice before you get it right . . . letting a fluoxetine capsule not clear your throat before it opens up ain't one of them👍🏿😉
🫴🏿lifestyle changing event.
🫴🏿lifestyle changing event.
a man in a red shirt is laying in a bed with his eyes closed .
ALT: a man in a red shirt is laying in a bed with his eyes closed .
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January 28, 2025 at 5:51 AM
some mistakes you make twice before you get it right . . . letting a fluoxetine capsule not clear your throat before it opens up ain't one of them👍🏿😉
🫴🏿lifestyle changing event.
🫴🏿lifestyle changing event.
years of TikTok in my🩸has made me wyld in these inanet streets.👀
I don't know how to act.
got checked bullying a stranger, I was tryna be cutsie,
my kid(30) put me on timeout. I was that OVERLY helpful Mom🤦🏿while she in the hospital fighting for her life (figuratively)
I can't go cold turkey
I don't know how to act.
got checked bullying a stranger, I was tryna be cutsie,
my kid(30) put me on timeout. I was that OVERLY helpful Mom🤦🏿while she in the hospital fighting for her life (figuratively)
I can't go cold turkey
January 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
years of TikTok in my🩸has made me wyld in these inanet streets.👀
I don't know how to act.
got checked bullying a stranger, I was tryna be cutsie,
my kid(30) put me on timeout. I was that OVERLY helpful Mom🤦🏿while she in the hospital fighting for her life (figuratively)
I can't go cold turkey
I don't know how to act.
got checked bullying a stranger, I was tryna be cutsie,
my kid(30) put me on timeout. I was that OVERLY helpful Mom🤦🏿while she in the hospital fighting for her life (figuratively)
I can't go cold turkey
😏I meaaaan. . . 🫴🏿
January 21, 2025 at 9:55 PM
😏I meaaaan. . . 🫴🏿
politicians jockeying stance on TikTok for gain, bipartisan voting to trash it, just to have the political right dangle it at 11th hour to quiet us savages is the abusive relationship America be needing therapy for🤔
January 20, 2025 at 11:32 AM
politicians jockeying stance on TikTok for gain, bipartisan voting to trash it, just to have the political right dangle it at 11th hour to quiet us savages is the abusive relationship America be needing therapy for🤔
I'mma be 50 this year, I don't like this resurgence of Snapchat in the pre middle-aged youts👀
it was hard enough back then, please don't make me have to learn it now😳
it was hard enough back then, please don't make me have to learn it now😳
a cartoon of a man holding a cup with the words what written on it
ALT: a cartoon of a man holding a cup with the words what written on it
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January 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I'mma be 50 this year, I don't like this resurgence of Snapchat in the pre middle-aged youts👀
it was hard enough back then, please don't make me have to learn it now😳
it was hard enough back then, please don't make me have to learn it now😳
YouTube got me going back to my basics!🤗
January 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM
YouTube got me going back to my basics!🤗
lines I would definitely use as "this guy" (cover your drinks 👀)
January 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
lines I would definitely use as "this guy" (cover your drinks 👀)
Not me talking in my sleep again: yelling at my kids cuz they making too much damn noise. . .
only to wake up and remember they been grown and out the house for a decade🙄😳
#emptynestproblems
#musclememory
#theyrenevergonnaknow
only to wake up and remember they been grown and out the house for a decade🙄😳
#emptynestproblems
#musclememory
#theyrenevergonnaknow
December 26, 2024 at 6:12 AM
Not me talking in my sleep again: yelling at my kids cuz they making too much damn noise. . .
only to wake up and remember they been grown and out the house for a decade🙄😳
#emptynestproblems
#musclememory
#theyrenevergonnaknow
only to wake up and remember they been grown and out the house for a decade🙄😳
#emptynestproblems
#musclememory
#theyrenevergonnaknow
nothing sends my day more upsidedown,
than realizing my underwears are on inside out😑🤬
than realizing my underwears are on inside out😑🤬
December 24, 2024 at 6:07 PM
nothing sends my day more upsidedown,
than realizing my underwears are on inside out😑🤬
than realizing my underwears are on inside out😑🤬
I was concerned about his heart,
so I gave him unsalted.
he was protecting his heart,
so he left.🧑🏿🎨🎭
so I gave him unsalted.
he was protecting his heart,
so he left.🧑🏿🎨🎭
December 15, 2024 at 6:44 AM
I was concerned about his heart,
so I gave him unsalted.
he was protecting his heart,
so he left.🧑🏿🎨🎭
so I gave him unsalted.
he was protecting his heart,
so he left.🧑🏿🎨🎭
life is bleak . . .
and then you flip that handheld bidet sprayer in the right direction😲
and then you flip that handheld bidet sprayer in the right direction😲
a man in a red suit and tie is sitting in front of a blue wall .
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December 9, 2024 at 9:40 AM
life is bleak . . .
and then you flip that handheld bidet sprayer in the right direction😲
and then you flip that handheld bidet sprayer in the right direction😲
UPS straight up ding dong ditchin my stuff!!😤
a planter with flowers in it sits on a porch
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December 6, 2024 at 7:26 AM
UPS straight up ding dong ditchin my stuff!!😤
damn UPS got me like I'm still waiting on Dad to come back with the milk.
December 5, 2024 at 11:52 PM
damn UPS got me like I'm still waiting on Dad to come back with the milk.
I'm watching My Little Pony cartoons for the first time and I'm pretty sure Rarity and Apple Jack are lovers🤔
December 5, 2024 at 5:59 PM
I'm watching My Little Pony cartoons for the first time and I'm pretty sure Rarity and Apple Jack are lovers🤔
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My birthday is in 2 days (Dec 4) so all I ask is for people to check out my comic and maybe subscribe and leave some comments if you like it!
Webtoons
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Though if you do want to support me I have a patreon and kofi (that I never use) lol
Patreon
Ko-fi
You could also just repost my art!
Webtoons
GlobalComix
Though if you do want to support me I have a patreon and kofi (that I never use) lol
Patreon
Ko-fi
You could also just repost my art!
December 2, 2024 at 7:20 PM
My birthday is in 2 days (Dec 4) so all I ask is for people to check out my comic and maybe subscribe and leave some comments if you like it!
Webtoons
GlobalComix
Though if you do want to support me I have a patreon and kofi (that I never use) lol
Patreon
Ko-fi
You could also just repost my art!
Webtoons
GlobalComix
Though if you do want to support me I have a patreon and kofi (that I never use) lol
Patreon
Ko-fi
You could also just repost my art!
the first time I saw one, I quietly laughed at her.
decades later, I know in my heart that I AM her:
if I had the 💵🤑💰, I would be a Purple Lady
🍇🟣🌂👾
decades later, I know in my heart that I AM her:
if I had the 💵🤑💰, I would be a Purple Lady
🍇🟣🌂👾
December 3, 2024 at 8:53 AM
the first time I saw one, I quietly laughed at her.
decades later, I know in my heart that I AM her:
if I had the 💵🤑💰, I would be a Purple Lady
🍇🟣🌂👾
decades later, I know in my heart that I AM her:
if I had the 💵🤑💰, I would be a Purple Lady
🍇🟣🌂👾
to the content creator who managed to rep their merch in the background of my dreams tonight . . .
marketing level: GENIUS🤘🏿
also, still not buying your shit😤
marketing level: GENIUS🤘🏿
also, still not buying your shit😤
November 27, 2024 at 6:30 AM
to the content creator who managed to rep their merch in the background of my dreams tonight . . .
marketing level: GENIUS🤘🏿
also, still not buying your shit😤
marketing level: GENIUS🤘🏿
also, still not buying your shit😤
I think . . .
🤔if I got a chance to do it all over, I would use my middle name more often.
I don't think the world got to experience enough of me with my middle name backing me up🦸🏿
🤔if I got a chance to do it all over, I would use my middle name more often.
I don't think the world got to experience enough of me with my middle name backing me up🦸🏿
November 26, 2024 at 7:19 AM
I think . . .
🤔if I got a chance to do it all over, I would use my middle name more often.
I don't think the world got to experience enough of me with my middle name backing me up🦸🏿
🤔if I got a chance to do it all over, I would use my middle name more often.
I don't think the world got to experience enough of me with my middle name backing me up🦸🏿