Mary Jones
@tlachtga.bsky.social
Amateur medievalist, host of “Mary Versus the Movies”, drummer for Deth Elf. She/her.
http://maryjones.us
http://maryjones.us
Oh cool Daft Punk is here
December 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Oh cool Daft Punk is here
After years of never getting inside Tinsel, the Christmas-themed bar in Philly, I am finally here and honestly not disappointed.
December 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
After years of never getting inside Tinsel, the Christmas-themed bar in Philly, I am finally here and honestly not disappointed.
Waiting for the Wanamaker Light Show with a packed crowd on a Friday afternoon
December 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Waiting for the Wanamaker Light Show with a packed crowd on a Friday afternoon
I know this is supposed to be the Jaws theme, but I can’t stop seeing it as some sort of shark-based Law & Order spin-off.
December 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I know this is supposed to be the Jaws theme, but I can’t stop seeing it as some sort of shark-based Law & Order spin-off.
“petrol” “bloody” but also “$120”?
December 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
“petrol” “bloody” but also “$120”?
This website is great
December 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
This website is great
Found on the floor at work this morning
December 9, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Found on the floor at work this morning
Oh, I guess we’re manufacturing some consent this morning, huh.
December 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Oh, I guess we’re manufacturing some consent this morning, huh.
I’m sorry, the Riverbottom Nightmare Band is the best band of the 1970s.
December 6, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I’m sorry, the Riverbottom Nightmare Band is the best band of the 1970s.
Yeah, that’s right, we’re Otterin’
December 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Yeah, that’s right, we’re Otterin’
Hey, at least the dog is experiencing Maximum Joy
December 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Hey, at least the dog is experiencing Maximum Joy
Finally moved most of my Arthurian and Irish medieval lit books into the upstairs office out of the basement.
December 3, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Finally moved most of my Arthurian and Irish medieval lit books into the upstairs office out of the basement.
I contain multitudes, damn it.
December 3, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I contain multitudes, damn it.
Even as a child in the 1980s I assumed they were a thruple
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Even as a child in the 1980s I assumed they were a thruple
Foodpocalypse begins
November 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Foodpocalypse begins
Well, I don’t know why Google answered my question about an Irish phrase with an answer in Spanish, but at least I get the gist.
Don’t love that it’s AI, but that’s everything now, isn’t it.
Don’t love that it’s AI, but that’s everything now, isn’t it.
November 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Well, I don’t know why Google answered my question about an Irish phrase with an answer in Spanish, but at least I get the gist.
Don’t love that it’s AI, but that’s everything now, isn’t it.
Don’t love that it’s AI, but that’s everything now, isn’t it.
A movie that takes place where you are from (adolescence edition)
November 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
A movie that takes place where you are from (adolescence edition)
A movie that takes place where you are from (childhood edition)
November 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
A movie that takes place where you are from (childhood edition)
You know what, Stuart, I LIKE YOU. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park. Oh, don't go get me wrong. They're fine people, they're Good Americans. But they're content to sit back, maybe watch a little Mork and Mindy on channel 57, maybe kick
Back a cool, Coors 16-ouncer.
Back a cool, Coors 16-ouncer.
November 23, 2025 at 3:48 AM
You know what, Stuart, I LIKE YOU. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park. Oh, don't go get me wrong. They're fine people, they're Good Americans. But they're content to sit back, maybe watch a little Mork and Mindy on channel 57, maybe kick
Back a cool, Coors 16-ouncer.
Back a cool, Coors 16-ouncer.