tmw
@tmdub.bsky.social
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a more rigorous organizational program prior to computerization should have been done it’s just my initials but “too much wool” isn’t wrong. Steward of the night mayor’s kegerator. she/her
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He’s sooooooo sleep
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We’ve had fourthmeal. But what about SECOND fourthmeal?
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myrrlyn.net
every day i go in to the office and collaborate with a graphical UI designer and every time he says he’s updated figma for me i do not say “figma balls” back at him. i would like a fifty thousand dollar bonus for this effort please
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Today in response to a question about a Bad Process I said “I feel like I’m taking crazy pills” and my coworker said I was the fourth person they’d heard say that this week

It is Tuesday
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neongrey.bsky.social
all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.
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Well I thought that was canon
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rip to an absolute legend
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Fuck I shoulda gone I love line dancing
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Would def recommend this
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In the fridge at Marigold on Nicollet
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At the NA bottle shop last night I got this, the yuzuco green tea yuzu-ade, and a Cann yuzu elderflower weed soda (pretty good, not the greatest of yuzu, elderflower, or weed drinks but that’s three things I like to drink all together so like I’m not mad)
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Trip report: this is for real yuzu sickos. No yelling from the next room here, there’s no sweetener but the minerals put that yuzu right up in your face.
My hand holding a can of yuzuco sparkling water with yuzu and minerals. It’s light blue with a row of bright yellow yuzu on it and the words “form and function” in italic serif text at the top.
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They stopped playing post punk in the middle of a song! It was nice while it lasted tho! (Ramen kazama)
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Post punk ramen tonite queen 👀
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This too is the queer experience of time lmao
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might go to costco tomorrow for the first time with my own membership
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i love to learn!
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had to look this up
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Didn’t pick this up myself but have seen it at the regular ass grocery store I’m p sure
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Trip report: someone primed me for this a bit by saying they had heard it described as blue skittle flavor. I’ve never had a blue skittle but for sure got sour candy on the nose, and on the palate uhhh I guess now I know what happens when you take both the sweet and the sour out of sour candy
My hand holding a can of Sunshine flavor la croix, it’s light blue with sunflowers on it
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that's what i have and while it is so much better than the average sink strainer, the bottom gunk is indeed terrible!
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If you find one better than oxo pls share?
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Today on what turns out to be the worst day to post about waffles I chose a tiny waffle iron as my 15 year length of state service award
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Rusty stop eating the truckster