I now want to draw a whimsical as fuck pig at an easel just painting with no cares in the world. TIME TO LEARN HOW TO DRAW PIGS.

With a before & now update and technique improvements!

I call it slop because I can't say everything wrong with it in one breath OR in polite company.

I was not aware of their sense of style

Does one that's already burned down count? There was Butter Jesus north of Cincinnati, even had a song made about it.

Yes

Yes, not smiling enough is the most important issue. Clearly. Not other issues whatsoever.

When I was in Paris it was like the Euro version of a quarter and it came with a sink that had running water and paper towels, so I'd take that here in the States. Things were actually CLEAN and set up like phone booths on the streets.

They do say ignorance is bliss and that little man looks quite happy