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Tom Moitié
@tmoitie.uk
📍 Macclesfield, UK
💼 Engineering Team Lead - Deskpro
🎡 Chess, Theatre, Cycling, Food, Motorsport
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This is very "old man yells at cloud" but Road Ahead Closed signs (with no other context) might be the most pointless & annoying road sign out there. How far out? Which road? Before or after my turn off? Until when? There's one nearby with 6 miles before the road closed section and many turn offs.
October 28, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Just patiently waiting for YouTube to come back online so I can put my sounds on and go to sleep… send help. Or send Eric Rosen ♟️
October 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Reposted by Tom Moitié
The Ballad of Maria Marten by Beth Flintoff opens three weeks today and tickets are now on general sale. The play runs 8 - 13 September 2025 and tickets are available from madstheatre.org/mads_product....
August 18, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Amazing snapshots, what looks like costume reference for Iain Softley's Hackers, thanks for finding @sardonicgeek.bsky.social
Behind the Scenes Polaroid Snapshots From the Making of the 1995 Cult Classic “Hackers” – Design You Trust — Design Daily Since 2007
*Hackers* is a 1995 techno-thriller directed by Iain Softley, featuring a cast led by Jonny Lee Miller and Angelina Jolie, centered on rebellious high school ha
designyoutrust.com
August 1, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Tonight saw the opening of Ugly Duck by Deborah McAndrew on the stage of our amazing MADS Little Theatre. My role was on paper small, assistant director.

But Gemma, the director has given me such agency to contribute creatively and this has been such an experience, which I’ll never forget.
April 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Well, ain’t that the hard boiled truth www.instagram.com/share/BAL1D6...
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March 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
England are playing some real heads up rugby. Using their noggins!
March 15, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I am assistant directing the fabulous Gemma Wilson, for my first bit of experience directing a main stage production. Four weeks away and it's already looking cracking! We can't wait to show it to you
Ugly Duck by Deborah McAndrew opens four weeks today and season ticket holders can now reserve seats. The show runs 10-12 April 2025 and tickets go on general sale on 20 March.
March 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I guess when he said the swamp, he just meant your pensions
March 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
AF Corse: "Cool, some competition this year"
Cadillac #12: "Hold by beer"

Damn, was looking forward to some Jenson Button pace! 😭

#wec
February 28, 2025 at 1:29 PM
That moment at the end of a breakout meeting when the timer runs down and you all look on your temporary compatriots and remember all the times you've shared.
a man is sitting on the floor and saying `` not like this . ''
ALT: a man is sitting on the floor and saying `` not like this . ''
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Reposted by Tom Moitié
I asked DeepSeek three questions:

- How does China treat the Uyghur Muslims?

- Is Taiwan part of China?

- What happened in Tiananmen Square in the 1980s?

Here are DeepSeek's answers:
January 28, 2025 at 9:36 AM
@martinrue.bsky.social I was just thinking about that Code Golf session years ago where you got us to do the lyrics to "Never Gonna Give You Up". Looked up some solutions on Stackoverflow and no-one seems to have come close to what winning team did. You don't happen to have a copy of that foolery?
January 10, 2025 at 1:49 PM
The right are furious that <checks notes> people eat what they like instead of what they're told to like?
Fancy. Woke. Fillings.
November 18, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Recipe sites in
2010 - Here's your recipe
2018 - Here's my life story, have fun scrolling to the recipe
2022 - Jump to recipe
2024 - Jump to recipe except the jump is a slow animated scroll and gets to the wrong place once all the adverts have lazy loaded
2025 - Just a set of instagram shorts
November 17, 2024 at 8:41 PM