Tom Mortimer
@tmortimer.bsky.social
Psychotherapist (MBACP). Sometimes football and politics writer. Occasionally: Guardian, BBC, Balkan Insight, NQATpod. Hungary 🇭🇺 and United, lots
What a collection of grim
January 16, 2026 at 9:00 AM
What a collection of grim
Put more vegan stuff on your menu then eh
January 9, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Put more vegan stuff on your menu then eh
When was the last time we had 30 shots? Proper FM game that was
January 7, 2026 at 10:14 PM
When was the last time we had 30 shots? Proper FM game that was
Wasn't quite Hagler - Hearns then
December 20, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Wasn't quite Hagler - Hearns then
Proper FM statline
December 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Proper FM statline
Had to go look at the comments and turns out she didn't know what it was, which is kinda impressive
December 10, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Had to go look at the comments and turns out she didn't know what it was, which is kinda impressive
Jesse Lingard bagging on his final game in Seoul. Bloody love that man
December 10, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Jesse Lingard bagging on his final game in Seoul. Bloody love that man
My YT wrapped makes me look like the most dudebro of the dudebros
December 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
My YT wrapped makes me look like the most dudebro of the dudebros
December 5, 2025 at 10:44 AM
1,500 words on Mason Greenwood, 2 paragraphs on the rape. Strangely zero comments on the article. Important enough to give me a push notification, and front a centre of the United page. Good work, all round, NYT
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 PM
1,500 words on Mason Greenwood, 2 paragraphs on the rape. Strangely zero comments on the article. Important enough to give me a push notification, and front a centre of the United page. Good work, all round, NYT
My goodness, what is happening here
November 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
My goodness, what is happening here
A thing that I never understand is how little football we get in the UK compared to most countries in the world
Like, how has no UK broadcaster got Iraq Vs UAE or Nigeria Vs Gabon but all these countries do?
Like, how has no UK broadcaster got Iraq Vs UAE or Nigeria Vs Gabon but all these countries do?
November 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
A thing that I never understand is how little football we get in the UK compared to most countries in the world
Like, how has no UK broadcaster got Iraq Vs UAE or Nigeria Vs Gabon but all these countries do?
Like, how has no UK broadcaster got Iraq Vs UAE or Nigeria Vs Gabon but all these countries do?
Not about this piece, but perfect summation of the NYT schtick, including this piece, from
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November 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Not about this piece, but perfect summation of the NYT schtick, including this piece, from
lithub.com/maybe-dont-t...
lithub.com/maybe-dont-t...
What has happened here? Can't remember a loss like that against a team other than City
October 31, 2025 at 8:50 PM
What has happened here? Can't remember a loss like that against a team other than City
love Candido picking up Mainoo to celebrate. inject this
October 19, 2025 at 10:22 PM
love Candido picking up Mainoo to celebrate. inject this
All coming up SA, this
October 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
All coming up SA, this
Ah, beautiful, Zidane Iqbal popping up with a massive goal for Iraq in a huge World Cup quali
October 11, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Ah, beautiful, Zidane Iqbal popping up with a massive goal for Iraq in a huge World Cup quali
Andorran football man 📈📈
October 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Andorran football man 📈📈
Amorim’s team talk
September 27, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Amorim’s team talk
Is it legal? Yes NYT that’s the question to be asked
September 25, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Is it legal? Yes NYT that’s the question to be asked