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toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 8h

Freezita?

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toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 9h

It's gonna be awful! Working out of town on the rad holiday, and far from my wife

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toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 9h

Everyone is correct to focus on Cash here but no adult has ever thought Dylan was cool

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toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 9h

I think I'm allowed. There was a guy just handing it out. It's not good for anything and I think I'd be bummed that I can't sell it if I could feel anything at all

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toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 9h

I don't want anything. I have achieved perfect enlightenment

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toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 9h

Sad

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toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 9h

They're gearing up for "circumcision is a Jewish plot to dilute our genes with autism" aren't they

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toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 10h

Second book is fuckin cookin

toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 15d

Finally reading Black Company and yeah I can kinda dig how this is going

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toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 10h

Adobe acrobat is just full on unusable now, huh

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toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 10h

Sometimes I'm the hell yeah reply guy that says hell yeah. It ain't much but it's honest

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 14h

If this stuff would end up on the news it would absolutely motivate voters. Plenty of people who don't give a shit about politics would absolutely give af about this.

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 18h

CHICAGO — Outside an elementary school during dismissal… horrifying. What have we become?

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toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 14h

Gimme a week

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toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 14h

Mary had her own human pet guy???

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toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 14h

Saw a house made outta those once, architect must have been a real nutter

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toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 16h

The numbers are in, chief, and they are Hardcore Stupid. Tell the boys in the back to keep Hunkin' it ULTRA Dumb. Trés Stupide bonuses this quarter

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toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 16h

Realizing that's the joke in the OP got me feeling like the guy on the right

toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 16h

The kids are fuckin 38 years old apparently

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toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 16h

Make sure you go ahead and get all of your speaking ill of Jordan Peterson done before the mold consumes his brain, apparently something magical happens after death that makes doing that kind of thing punishable

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dead domain 🐐🏳️‍⚧️ @domaindead.bsky.social · 17h

I’ve received a report from anonymous active duty personnel in Texas that the Texas National Guard will be moving out nationwide to ICE Protest sites, possibly in civilian gear, and changing their unit patches to hide origins.

Full report here:

youtu.be/jtpXI-6PxaU?...