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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 14h

Portland Frog gets it

toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 1h

No thank you I ordered with the app, order 229, it was the McPolyp Ultra Hard combo with Curly Wangs and a large Lemon McSnot

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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 17h

Do you really have any rights if they are openly saying they will just make up reasons to detain you?

thematthill.bsky.social @thematthill.bsky.social · 2d

Wow. Greg Bovino admits on camera that his agents can detain people if you look scared, change your demeanor, or grip a steering wheel too tight.

As his unmasked agents walk around with large guns to scare you, they may arrest you just for that — even if you're a U.S. citizen.

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toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 2h

This dumb mf LOVES holes

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toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 5h

Well that sucks to be you but you don't have to announce it

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toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 12h

When I was growing up you could get cool knives and nunchuks and coke mirrors with band logos on them and crank a big wheel that made lightning and throw stink bombs at adults at the county fair but the anti-woke crowd killed all that

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No More Robots @nomorerobots.io · 1d

Here's how we handle manchildren on the Steam forums at No More Robots:

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toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 14h

Logged on and locked in

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toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 1d

Freezita?

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toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 1d

It's gonna be awful! Working out of town on the rad holiday, and far from my wife

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toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 1d

Everyone is correct to focus on Cash here but no adult has ever thought Dylan was cool

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toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 1d

I think I'm allowed. There was a guy just handing it out. It's not good for anything and I think I'd be bummed that I can't sell it if I could feel anything at all

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toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 1d

I don't want anything. I have achieved perfect enlightenment

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toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 1d

Sad

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toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 1d

They're gearing up for "circumcision is a Jewish plot to dilute our genes with autism" aren't they

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toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 1d

Second book is fuckin cookin

toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 16d

Finally reading Black Company and yeah I can kinda dig how this is going

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toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 1d

Adobe acrobat is just full on unusable now, huh

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toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 1d

Sometimes I'm the hell yeah reply guy that says hell yeah. It ain't much but it's honest

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 1d

If this stuff would end up on the news it would absolutely motivate voters. Plenty of people who don't give a shit about politics would absolutely give af about this.

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 1d

CHICAGO — Outside an elementary school during dismissal… horrifying. What have we become?

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toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 1d

Gimme a week

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toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 1d

Mary had her own human pet guy???

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toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 1d

Saw a house made outta those once, architect must have been a real nutter

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toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 1d

The numbers are in, chief, and they are Hardcore Stupid. Tell the boys in the back to keep Hunkin' it ULTRA Dumb. Trés Stupide bonuses this quarter

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toadescope 😎 @toadescope.bsky.social · 1d

Realizing that's the joke in the OP got me feeling like the guy on the right