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One day, probably not too far off, all the people who know that the demo version of "A Praise Chorus" is superior to the album release will be dead and forgotten
February 2, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Sam Raimi still has it
February 1, 2026 at 2:58 AM
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honestly one of the most insane things i’ve ever seen. i cannot believe this. i feel insane seeing this and it being real. everything is unreal
January 31, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Please, call me pibb xtra, mr. pibb is my father
January 31, 2026 at 7:04 PM
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Still can't believe the latest Epstein Files release just casually confirmed the anti-SJW movement was planned by pedophiles.

"The entire reactionary anti-woke backlash was masterminded by child traffickers" is the kinda shit I'd say as hyperbolic agitprop, but it was true the whole time.
January 31, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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It's crazy that if you have the first principle "human ethnic groups, physical differences aside, are not different in terms of mental capacity or 'inherent' personality traits" you are woker than 90% of the people who work for supposedly liberal media organizations.
January 31, 2026 at 3:38 AM
"paint me like one of your little French footknights," she said

#minipainting #wargaming
January 31, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Kicked the hatman's ass and took his stupid fuckin hat. He limped back into the closet, shoulders slumped. Still there. Idiot
January 31, 2026 at 12:27 AM
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The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
January 30, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Messing about with some HeroQuest skeletons

#minipainting #miniatures #wargaming
January 30, 2026 at 5:42 AM
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these guys are probably the most inept business people in the history of this country, every single one of them got rich by being in the right place at the right time and “inventing” something that someone else wouldve made a couple months or a year later
Meta's Reality Labs metaverse-focused arm generated $2.2 billion in revenue for the 12 months ending December 31st, 2025, but clocked up a $19.2 billion operational loss. Since the division was set up in 2020, the company has lost $83.6 billion on Reality Labs

www.gamesindustry.biz/metas-realit...
January 29, 2026 at 12:53 PM
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January 29, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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"When one fed attempted to blow off the crowd by visibly watching basketball highlights on his phone, a protester shouted “You’re watching ads, you broke bitch! Kill yourself!” The federal agent returned to his room shortly thereafter."

crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...
The Noise Demonstrations Keeping ICE Agents Awake at Their Hotels
Participants in the noise demonstrations targeting hotels that house federal agents in the Twin Cities recount their experiences and explain how this tactic might be employed elsewhere.
crimethinc.com
January 28, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Met a hog named Red
January 28, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Remember troops, if the moral weight of being a violent maniac is weighing on you, reach out to a chaplain so we can squash that shit real quick
DHS is leaking like crazy right now.

If you’re DHS, join the movement by texting me at 202-510-1268 (Signal recommended)
January 27, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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My conquistador blood boils, as I type out another post on social media, my warrior spirit overcomes me as I check Reddit, home of the modern Gladiator, and I quickly make a tactical move to switch to YouTube, home of the mighty Viking warrior Chef John of Food Wishes dotcom
January 26, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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i genuinely think if you think protesters are paid to be at a protest you are potentially the lowest rung of the ladder of intelligence. you just won’t make it
January 26, 2026 at 5:28 PM
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Here's a regular white guy (literally "Chad") not a protester. because, "It seemed pointless, or just a way for people to expiate their sense of guilt." Chad witnessed something shattering. And, that all changed in a moment.

Excellent article!
January 26, 2026 at 4:33 AM
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The VCs bros have convinced themselves they are on some moral crusade. They will be behind the scenes trying to cling to power in the midterms and beyond.

Side note, they are also the biggest bunch of dorks
January 26, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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hey folks, six figure opinion columnist here and gotta say, made a big ol’ whoopsie on the most consequential and honestly, probably the most obvious opinion of my life. thats my bad. anyway, guess I’ll just keep getting paid to give my opinion, thanks for reading
January 25, 2026 at 9:12 PM
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hey theoden good to see ya. how’s it working out with your new advisor, the super creepy guy named wormtongue? that gnarly oily whispering scheming little cuss, how’s he been? as an advisor? how’s your disgusting new advisor doing?
January 25, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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The truth is that being an asshole is harder and infinitely less rewarding than just being nice, and most of human history has been about pretending otherwise.
January 25, 2026 at 1:56 PM
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hello this thread has me ready to run through a wall
i am at a unitarian universalist meeting. the attendance is fifty fifty retirees and college students. everyone here knows who alex pretti is and everyone here is pissed beyond belief

and none of us are afraid
January 25, 2026 at 6:42 AM
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I keep thinking “my god the people they’ve killed seem like exceptionally good folks” and I think the lesson there is that they’re not exceptional, but that wonderful people abound and that a baseline distrust in humanity is a shitty conservative trope that privileges power over collective strength
you don't become a martyr because you were a saint, you become a saint because you were martyred
I agree that we can’t make Alex Pretti a Benedictine monk because that’s a trap, but we can talk about the good things we did because people will see and hear them and think “I do those things too”
January 25, 2026 at 12:27 AM
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I do think the local bicycle shop declaring They Can’t Kill Us All does mean this is shifting Into a new gear.
From Angry Catfish, independent bicycle shop in Minneapolis
January 25, 2026 at 3:00 AM