toadescope 👻
toadescope.bsky.social
toadescope 👻
@toadescope.bsky.social
He/Him
you are goddamn right
February 2, 2026 at 10:43 PM
A strong mind and a stalwart heart can use any toilet
February 2, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Which time
February 2, 2026 at 3:45 PM
I propose fart powered automobiles
February 2, 2026 at 3:03 PM
It's pink too. Weird. They modeled the circus peanuts after it
January 31, 2026 at 7:39 AM
Not only is that unsustainable, he's just lying. He doesn't do that shit
January 31, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Aaaaahhh, ok

Whut da toona
January 31, 2026 at 12:22 AM
*accentedly* wut de tuner
January 31, 2026 at 12:19 AM
I think they could get away with going even harder. Dr. Robby could look directly into the camera, hands in pockets, and say "awful things like this happen every day in your city because powerful people have decided your suffering is worth their profit" and it would still be perfect television
January 30, 2026 at 2:31 PM
The Wizard of Sausage
January 30, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Having a waking nightmare imagining them as my neighbors
January 29, 2026 at 7:27 PM