Tee Haitch (he/him)
@toadthe12sprocket.bsky.social
Building science nerd. My background is typical. Bachelor’s from U of Rangoon, varsity luge captain. I designed meat helmets. As an insolent junior engineer I was placed in a tyvek envelope and beaten with slide rules. Pretty standard, really.
In this sequel, Musk is Dennis Nedry's dumber and less scrupulous college roommate.
January 6, 2026 at 2:48 AM
In this sequel, Musk is Dennis Nedry's dumber and less scrupulous college roommate.
![[I am] radical left scum for releasing the Epstein files.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2m6offgvpj2gxu3x5kjpyern/bafkreigtkapssfdu67box3p46o4uus5wdwyrdpwh36x6qxab5jom64uaue@jpeg)
Always willing to offer feedback or edit a draft of plans, outline, or specifications for a crime spree.
January 5, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Always willing to offer feedback or edit a draft of plans, outline, or specifications for a crime spree.
This method works well for me if really big speakers are involved.
January 5, 2026 at 1:29 AM
This method works well for me if really big speakers are involved.
"We've seen this movie before. Wars for regime change or oil that are sold as strength but turn into chaos, and American families pay the price.
"The American people do not want this, and they are tired of being lied to."
— Kamala Harris
"The American people do not want this, and they are tired of being lied to."
— Kamala Harris
January 4, 2026 at 2:47 PM
"We've seen this movie before. Wars for regime change or oil that are sold as strength but turn into chaos, and American families pay the price.
"The American people do not want this, and they are tired of being lied to."
— Kamala Harris
"The American people do not want this, and they are tired of being lied to."
— Kamala Harris
Enough with the “kinetic” already.
January 3, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Enough with the “kinetic” already.
Only if he fished all the balloons out. Marco the mule.
January 3, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Only if he fished all the balloons out. Marco the mule.
You may want to try mushroom coffee this morning. The magic kind.
January 3, 2026 at 3:03 PM
You may want to try mushroom coffee this morning. The magic kind.
Im 1982, Tex Cobb famously aced all three cognitive tests his trainers gave him between rounds of his horrific bout with Larry Holmes. It was four fingers, he got it right every time. Four.
January 3, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Im 1982, Tex Cobb famously aced all three cognitive tests his trainers gave him between rounds of his horrific bout with Larry Holmes. It was four fingers, he got it right every time. Four.
Next time he forgets an undershirt he should keep his jacket on.
January 3, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Next time he forgets an undershirt he should keep his jacket on.
Slap and tickle! youtu.be/co1c1PTPWYs
Slap & Tickle
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January 2, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Slap and tickle! youtu.be/co1c1PTPWYs
Happy Friday!
January 2, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Happy Friday!
Our latest, a Whirlpool, has been OK. Not maintenance free but the parts that broke were available and relatively cheap.
December 31, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Our latest, a Whirlpool, has been OK. Not maintenance free but the parts that broke were available and relatively cheap.
We bought our house with a 1978 KitchenAid dishwasher, with an avocado front that matched the stove and Frigidaire fridge. That fucking beast ate everything we threw at it for a decade. It was like 35 years old when we put it out to pasture.
We’ve had at least six since, they all sucked.
We’ve had at least six since, they all sucked.
December 31, 2025 at 1:44 AM
We bought our house with a 1978 KitchenAid dishwasher, with an avocado front that matched the stove and Frigidaire fridge. That fucking beast ate everything we threw at it for a decade. It was like 35 years old when we put it out to pasture.
We’ve had at least six since, they all sucked.
We’ve had at least six since, they all sucked.
My thoughts exactly!
December 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
My thoughts exactly!