Alissa.
@toasted-owl.bsky.social
argumentative antithetical dream girl.
"some people need conspiracies, finding the simple horror of the truth too brutal."
March 22, 2025 at 3:46 PM
"some people need conspiracies, finding the simple horror of the truth too brutal."
I call it sluttering, it means as little as your little test. you are your worst revenge, your very means, they have no end. this is the story you won't tell the kids we'll never have. if you hear this song a hundred times, it still won't be enough.
March 13, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I call it sluttering, it means as little as your little test. you are your worst revenge, your very means, they have no end. this is the story you won't tell the kids we'll never have. if you hear this song a hundred times, it still won't be enough.
Reposted by Alissa.
Tom Hanks announced five years ago today that he and wife Rita Wilson had the coronavirus, and that famously was the end of it.
March 11, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Tom Hanks announced five years ago today that he and wife Rita Wilson had the coronavirus, and that famously was the end of it.
the way you can tell AOC is the only one who plays video games because she's the only one who understood the correct stance for this meme. 😂
March 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
the way you can tell AOC is the only one who plays video games because she's the only one who understood the correct stance for this meme. 😂
look, if they let Conan riff for half an hour but then play people off when they're having a lifetime achievement, I will be screaming.
March 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM
look, if they let Conan riff for half an hour but then play people off when they're having a lifetime achievement, I will be screaming.
Reposted by Alissa.
time to wipe the cheetos dust off my sweatpants and judge some celebrities
March 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
time to wipe the cheetos dust off my sweatpants and judge some celebrities
I was Greek mythology, Titanic, dinosaurs, maudlin poetry, and also Henry VIII/the Tudors.
Every kid needed to pick at least one thing out of the Weird Thing My Kid is Into Box:
Greek Mythology
Titanic
Pompeii
Horses
Sharks
Dinosaurs
Space
Insects
Maudlin Poetry
I took Pompeii and Dinosaurs, though I dabbled in Sharks
Greek Mythology
Titanic
Pompeii
Horses
Sharks
Dinosaurs
Space
Insects
Maudlin Poetry
I took Pompeii and Dinosaurs, though I dabbled in Sharks
February 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I was Greek mythology, Titanic, dinosaurs, maudlin poetry, and also Henry VIII/the Tudors.
I thought Super Sad True Love Story was an interesting but flawed book when I read it back in college, but I think about it regularly now. it's the modern 1984.
February 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I thought Super Sad True Love Story was an interesting but flawed book when I read it back in college, but I think about it regularly now. it's the modern 1984.
watching the actors react to the photos and videos of them starting out was really deeply charming, I loved that bit.
February 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
watching the actors react to the photos and videos of them starting out was really deeply charming, I loved that bit.
aaaand the telethon vibes of the evening have started.
February 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
aaaand the telethon vibes of the evening have started.
to die. to sleep. to sleep, perchance to dream. ay, there's the rub.
February 23, 2025 at 1:56 AM
to die. to sleep. to sleep, perchance to dream. ay, there's the rub.
this is how you know that despite being "in tech" Elon is just a rich guy, not an actual tech savvy person.
Trump: "I did ask Elon because he knows more about computers than anybody I know. I said, what do you think of the voting system? He said, computers are not meant for voting. It's too many transactions taking place too quickly."
February 21, 2025 at 7:17 PM
this is how you know that despite being "in tech" Elon is just a rich guy, not an actual tech savvy person.
in all honesty, given all of the nonsense about Selena and Hailey and Justin... it was very stupid of her to release a song called call me when you break up.
even dumber for her to claim it's about a best friend and not a partner lol. we can read lyrics!
even dumber for her to claim it's about a best friend and not a partner lol. we can read lyrics!
February 21, 2025 at 1:07 PM
in all honesty, given all of the nonsense about Selena and Hailey and Justin... it was very stupid of her to release a song called call me when you break up.
even dumber for her to claim it's about a best friend and not a partner lol. we can read lyrics!
even dumber for her to claim it's about a best friend and not a partner lol. we can read lyrics!
beneath the good and the kind and the stupid and the cruel, there's a fire just waiting for fuel.
February 21, 2025 at 12:27 PM
beneath the good and the kind and the stupid and the cruel, there's a fire just waiting for fuel.
I'm just a little bit heiress, a little bit Irish, a little bit Tower of Pisa whenever I see ya. so please be kind, if I'm a mess.
February 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I'm just a little bit heiress, a little bit Irish, a little bit Tower of Pisa whenever I see ya. so please be kind, if I'm a mess.
Reposted by Alissa.
“We must especially beware of that small group of selfish men who would clip the wings of the American eagle in order to feather their own nests.” -FDR, 1941
February 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
“We must especially beware of that small group of selfish men who would clip the wings of the American eagle in order to feather their own nests.” -FDR, 1941
Reposted by Alissa.
it was bad when the worst poster on my favorite website bought that website and made it terrible but it has been worse having that person also buy my country that i live in
February 16, 2025 at 4:50 AM
it was bad when the worst poster on my favorite website bought that website and made it terrible but it has been worse having that person also buy my country that i live in
sic semper tyrannis.
February 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
sic semper tyrannis.
"sometimes when I think you're the shallowest man in the world, you somehow manage to drain a little more from the pool."
February 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
"sometimes when I think you're the shallowest man in the world, you somehow manage to drain a little more from the pool."
the hot stone massage that I'd been so excited about and was deeply looking forward to all week just got cancelled because the therapist is sick.
and the next opening they have on a Saturday again is in a month.
😖😖😖
and the next opening they have on a Saturday again is in a month.
😖😖😖
February 8, 2025 at 3:42 PM
the hot stone massage that I'd been so excited about and was deeply looking forward to all week just got cancelled because the therapist is sick.
and the next opening they have on a Saturday again is in a month.
😖😖😖
and the next opening they have on a Saturday again is in a month.
😖😖😖
"I'm not happy, I'm not lucky, I don't go. if anything, I'm sad-stop-unlucky."
February 7, 2025 at 2:58 AM
"I'm not happy, I'm not lucky, I don't go. if anything, I'm sad-stop-unlucky."
my bookstagram was selected to be a monetized account for a trial period? 👀👀
a picture of an alien with the words " it 's a trap " on the bottom
ALT: a picture of an alien with the words " it 's a trap " on the bottom
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2025 at 2:48 AM
my bookstagram was selected to be a monetized account for a trial period? 👀👀
Reposted by Alissa.
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