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Ailbhe
@toastpoast.bsky.social
(AL-va) Novelty oversized girlfriend. Proud parent to Spicy Fruit Toast, a small tortoiseshell cat. I like to build and paint tiny spacemen 🏳️‍⚧️ she/her
Ohhh that looks *way* better than the green and orange monstrosity I’ve been wearing
December 5, 2025 at 4:30 AM
“I’ve been thinking about the logistics and they all scare me. But I like how femme me looks. I want to look like that. I want to be a pretty tall lady” HOW DID YOU TAKE SO LONG TO FIGURE THIS OUT YOU DUMB BITCH
December 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
“If someone could guarantee that I’d look like that I’d transition in a fucking heartbeat” - a thing I said while insisting I wasn’t trans
December 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Gonna save this to look back on to see if I do in fact become a cybergoth or kink person about it; like when I “just wanted to see what I’d look like as a girl” 16 months before I realised I was trans
December 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I know so many military and ex-military dudes and yeah the only time I’ve ever heard any of them use it is when we’re talking about RTS games
December 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Adonis at Stonewall (1969, colourised)
December 3, 2025 at 2:29 AM
November 30, 2025 at 10:57 AM
My husband-in-law has this weird technique for folding fitted sheets that makes it look like he’s performing a magic trick. Like I honestly expect him to throw his hands up when he’s done and for the sheet to turn into a flock of doves
November 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Can’t help but notice I’m not one of the trans women either of you are having lunch with! 😤
November 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
For a second I was like “hmm boats are cool but yeah some WWII ones would be a bit probbo yeah”
October 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
My favourite one of these was someone complaining that their shelves were flimsy because they bent one back on itself over and over until it snapped. I would simply not do that to my shelves
October 23, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I remember loving Exit Through the Gift Shop when I first watched it (though that was a long time ago now so idk how well it holds up)
October 23, 2025 at 1:52 AM