Ailbhe
@toastpoast.bsky.social
(AL-va) Novelty oversized girlfriend. Proud parent to Spicy Fruit Toast, a small tortoiseshell cat. I like to build and paint tiny spacemen 🏳️⚧️ she/her
I had to get a respirator for work and the colours are so ugly, and I don’t think I’m going to become a cybergoth or kink person about it but I’m like…yeah I can see why you would want to make this look nice. Make it your own a little
December 5, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I had to get a respirator for work and the colours are so ugly, and I don’t think I’m going to become a cybergoth or kink person about it but I’m like…yeah I can see why you would want to make this look nice. Make it your own a little
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RIP to Udo Kier! What a cool actor, and he made to 81 too! He’s mind-controlling Soviet dinosaurs in heaven now 😢
November 24, 2025 at 8:15 AM
RIP to Udo Kier! What a cool actor, and he made to 81 too! He’s mind-controlling Soviet dinosaurs in heaven now 😢
why are there so many Waldorf schools but no Statler schools
November 21, 2025 at 3:37 AM
why are there so many Waldorf schools but no Statler schools
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i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
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trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app
April 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app
six months ago I was like “I'm glad trench crusade exists for the people who like it, but I don't think it's For Me” and now I'm looking at those Prussian duders and thinking “what if it was though?”
October 29, 2025 at 11:37 AM
six months ago I was like “I'm glad trench crusade exists for the people who like it, but I don't think it's For Me” and now I'm looking at those Prussian duders and thinking “what if it was though?”
Adding a NYC mayoral race exception to my ‘don’t ever want to know about US politics’ rule
NYC Mayoral Debate
MAMDANI: I want to make NYC a better place to live
CUOMO: I want Mandala over here to admit he can't do anything, because I can't do anything
SLIWA: I would drink a $27 Moscow mule from Andrew Cuomo's skull
MAMDANI: I want to make NYC a better place to live
CUOMO: I want Mandala over here to admit he can't do anything, because I can't do anything
SLIWA: I would drink a $27 Moscow mule from Andrew Cuomo's skull
October 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Adding a NYC mayoral race exception to my ‘don’t ever want to know about US politics’ rule
I achieved an important milestone in my transition today (my blåhaj arrived)
October 20, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I achieved an important milestone in my transition today (my blåhaj arrived)
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the forced self-censorship gibberish we all have to do on social media now is having a devastating effect on the way people communicate with each other. nobody in a healthy society is saying "unalived"
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
the forced self-censorship gibberish we all have to do on social media now is having a devastating effect on the way people communicate with each other. nobody in a healthy society is saying "unalived"
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One of the great pleasures of True Grit is the faces everyone makes as they realize nobody has ever verbally destroyed them before like 14-year old Mattie Ross.
October 16, 2025 at 2:37 PM
One of the great pleasures of True Grit is the faces everyone makes as they realize nobody has ever verbally destroyed them before like 14-year old Mattie Ross.
I did art modelling once and tbh I forget about it until something like this reminds me and I think “oh yeah a classroom full of people saw my ass and junk. There are multiple drawings of my ass and junk in the world”
October 17, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I did art modelling once and tbh I forget about it until something like this reminds me and I think “oh yeah a classroom full of people saw my ass and junk. There are multiple drawings of my ass and junk in the world”
Some people have suggested that I “need glasses”. No, text is too small and lights just look like that at nighttime
October 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Some people have suggested that I “need glasses”. No, text is too small and lights just look like that at nighttime
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TUBE
I've always been kind of fascinated by the sheer variety of mustelids, especially with how many different environments evolving into a long, skinny tube was handy. This is a marbled polecat with a range that stretches from the Balkans to northern China.
October 6, 2025 at 1:06 AM
TUBE
I genuinely believe the warm goo tube could fix me
they should build the star wars bacta tank. it doesnt even matter if it works i just want to float in a warm goo tube for a few hours
September 28, 2025 at 6:57 AM
I genuinely believe the warm goo tube could fix me
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Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches
September 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches
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seeing a shitty take in a screenshot and finding out i've already blocked the person who said it feels great for the 2 seconds it takes to realise that pressing the "fuck off" button doesn't stop other people pressing the "look at this dipshit" button
September 19, 2025 at 2:59 PM
seeing a shitty take in a screenshot and finding out i've already blocked the person who said it feels great for the 2 seconds it takes to realise that pressing the "fuck off" button doesn't stop other people pressing the "look at this dipshit" button
The concerted effort by billionaires and politicians to manufacture and stoke hatred against us is absolutely the worst part about being trans, no question. but after that I honestly think the second worst thing is people wanting to talk to me about contrapoints
September 14, 2025 at 6:13 AM
The concerted effort by billionaires and politicians to manufacture and stoke hatred against us is absolutely the worst part about being trans, no question. but after that I honestly think the second worst thing is people wanting to talk to me about contrapoints
I gotta be honest once I deleted my twitter I mostly forgot which horrible little debate nerd was which, so it took me a while to recall which one Charlie Kirk was
September 11, 2025 at 9:04 AM
I gotta be honest once I deleted my twitter I mostly forgot which horrible little debate nerd was which, so it took me a while to recall which one Charlie Kirk was
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so much is bad right now but the AI stuff in particular is making me insane. a desperate attempt to smother all human creative labor at an absurd cost to the planet by some of the most short-sighted, rapacious, and pathetic people who have ever lived
September 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
so much is bad right now but the AI stuff in particular is making me insane. a desperate attempt to smother all human creative labor at an absurd cost to the planet by some of the most short-sighted, rapacious, and pathetic people who have ever lived
I wish I enjoyed painting wardollies as much as I enjoy building wardollies
September 9, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I wish I enjoyed painting wardollies as much as I enjoy building wardollies
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement at 2?
September 2, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement at 2?